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AUSTRALIA CLOSES DOOR ON FOOTBALLERS
(Herald Sun, 02/10/07)


'The Howard Government yesterday slammed the door shut on AFL footballers.

Immigration Minister Kevin Andrews said that no more footballers would be allowed into Australia under the humanitarian refugee program until at least July next year.

And he said there were no guarantees any footballers would be accepted in the next intake.


"Whether we leave (the quota) at 30 per cent or take it up or down will depend very much on whether we are having success in terms of their integration into the broader community, and what other humanitarian refugee needs there are around the world," he said.


Mr. Andrews said footballers, particularly those hailing from Perth-based team the West Coast Eagles, had experienced serious problems settling in Australia.


"They tend to have more problems and challenges associated with them. Their level of education, for example, is a lot lower than for any other group of refugees," he saod.

"They've been in high level sports for a decade, many of them. Many are young...and many have been immersed in club culture for decades.

It doesn't make much sense to me to acknowledge you have a problem...but not actually slow down the rate of intake until you've dealt with it," he said.


Problems of drink-driving, unlicensed driving and violence have emerged in the nation's footballing community.


In 1996 Jimmy Krakouer was sentenced to 16 years jail after being convicted of drug trafficking, while in 2000 respected Geelong full-forward Gary Ablett, two years after his retirement, was implicated in a hotel room death where a young woman died after an apparent heroin overdose.


In 2004 Port Adelaide's Peter Burgoyne and Adam Heuskes were charged with rape but charges later dropped. The pair, along with Sydney's Michael O'Loughlin, were alleged to have paid the woman "hush money" to keep quiet.



A string of incidents preceded Eagles star Ben Cousins being suspended indefinitely in 2007 for failing to attend two training sessions. After his father admitted he had a "substance abuse" problem, he underwent and completed drug rehabilitation in the US, returning to Perth on the 30th of April to continue treatment, while team-mate Chad Fletcher was named as the player who collapsed during a Las Vegas end-of-season trip, allegedly having 'flatlined'.


Also in 2007, Collingwood's Brodie Holland was fined $2,500 for his role in a fight with a young woman over a taxi cab. After Holland's fiancee was involved in a scuffle with the woman, Holland approached calling the woman a "stupid slut" before trying to tackle her, placing her in a headlock after which she bit him on the stomach, before striking her in the head with his fist. His court appearance was pushed back on two occasions so not to clash with his football commitments; once he faced court no conviction was recorded and no punishment handed out from his club.



Most recently Chris Mainwaring, a dual premiership player with the West Coast Eagles and Seven Network sports newsreader, was found dead in his Cottesloe home, allegedly the result of a mix of ecstasy and cannabis.


75-year-old widow Beverley Hargreaves, a football supporter for 52 years, said the game used to be "lovely".


"Now, it's just not safe. The police presence makes a huge difference but they haven't always been here like this," she said.


Mrs Hargreaves supports the decision to give footballers the cold shoulder as "marvellous".


"I don't mind that they're here, as long as they learn to live like Australians," she said.'







41 days til the next election.

30 comments.

Comments

04Oct12:30
epon_anon said...
They also regularly congregate in large groups, often wearing distinctive gang colours and behaving aggressively.
04Oct12:43
Howard's strong stance was delivered by way of a stirring speech in Canberra yesterday: 'We will decide which AFL bogans throw up in our country, and the circumstances in which they throw up...'
04Oct12:45
ms fits said...


BURN THEM ALL.
04Oct13:03
Big Captain said...
I wish Mrs. Marvellous Hargraves would teach the Afl players how to be Australian, however that may be
I know a group that would go around bashing Afl players on there end of year footy trip. Aflascists, I didn’t go with them because of my priors,but I support the movement
I just flatten there balls

04Oct13:56
Dr Nic said...
Beautiful...
04Oct14:55
Anonymous said...
Dear Marieke,
You are a dick.
The end.
04Oct15:15
the real epon_anon said...
Seconded.
04Oct15:36
ms fits said...


Thirde - HANG ON A MOMENT.
04Oct16:02
sarah said...
why can't we all just get along people?
04Oct16:26
nat said...
Dear Marieke,
I'm a big fan of dicks.
The end.
04Oct16:42
nico said...
Eloquently put Fits. I like it.
04Oct17:34
epon_anon said...
There is no real epon_anon, imposter_anon, you are impersonating an assumed identity. Many years ago Baudrillard was asked what he thought of EuroDisney; he described it as "the fake of the fake". Perhaps you can be EuroDisney_anon.
04Oct19:19
Bushman said...
Eloquently put is dead right but unfortunately it would no doubt be above the heads of most Hun readers.
04Oct19:51
Anonymous said...
I read the HS and it wasn't above my head. I don't agree with what Ms Fits is getting at, but that's not because I don't 'get' it.

Or is that what the above commentator means? Is disagreeing the same as it being 'over my head'?
04Oct20:36
Martin said...
Loved the post today, very nicely done.

Why does such a nice blog attract such nasty people on the comments page though? Hope they don't put you off
04Oct22:20
Luke said...
This is awesome, i love your bloggings so much! Keep it Up!

04Oct22:48
Ben said...
I wonder what Anonymous's disagreement is based on. Is he/she saying that AFL footballers are actually loveley, or black people are in fact as scary as Kevin Andrews thinks?
05Oct03:19
bllbllblblbllblll said...
Ben, my guess would be that anon's disagreement is based on the fact that out of 352 players (ie. 16 teams by 22 players) the number of idiots/violent crazies/bogans/arseholes is probably not really disproportionately large, compared to the proportion of similar fuckheads among 20-30yr old Australian men? A pretty sad indictment of society, or Australia or people, really, rather than football, and this misses the point by running the tired 'intellectual' left stereotype of footballers, which is kind of as ill-informed, dumb and offensive as racism and other kinds of discrimination are to non-ideologues
05Oct08:55
Juanita Bongoqueen said...
I'm glad someone has finally taken up this cause. I'm not anti-football, in fact some of my best friends are footballers, but their blatant rejection of our way of life has to stop.
05Oct09:06
ms fits said...


Bags being present when Nathan Buckley takes his citizenship test.
05Oct09:30
squib said...
This doesn't go far enuff! What about the ones that are already here? Can't we pack them off to some remote Pacific island that will be completely underwater by the year 2008?
05Oct09:40
epon_anon said...
Actually, bl, I think you'll find the "tired 'intellectual' left" stereotype of footballers you've identified has been run by vast majority of media outlets this year, the Herald Sun being one & hardly a bastion of the intellectual left at that. You're correct that it is a gross oversimplification, based a upon generalised abstraction of particular incidents to a whole category of people. But I rather think that was the point that Fits was making.
05Oct10:03
timboy said...
So Fits

I guess I can take from this post that you have fallen out of love with Brett Kirk.

He has rejected all of your previous online advances, and now as a final payback you want him, and all of his ilk deported.

Hell hath no fury...



05Oct10:17
ms fits said...


I'm prepared to make an exception in the case of B. Kirk, timboy.
05Oct10:36
epon_anon said...
Even if you sent Kirk away he'd just come back as something else.
05Oct10:49
Paul said...
Dang - wish I'd written it
05Oct15:33
nora said...
Andrew Bolt - still reading yr blog?

...more than 3 per cent of Victorians were arrested last year (assuming no one was arrested twice), but only 1.8 per cent of Sudanese. That doesn't spell crime chaos to me, or give me reason to cross the street when I see a black man coming. I'd be far more wary of a West Coast footballer.

full article

xoxo nora

05Oct16:04
Anonymous said...
Wow, I was just about to post that Bolt bit. He's making the same point as Marieke. Great minds think alike - but fools never differ.
05Oct16:11
bright said...
ms fits you are the goddess and i worship you! please ignore angry dickheads that do not "get" your insightful blogs!
06Oct00:46
susanna said...
Thank you Fits - witty, gracious, compassionate; but the HUN anons are still getting their knickers in a twist.

To paraphrase Morrissey: why do they come here, when they know we make it hard for them?

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