Funny ha-ha.
Last night my beloved Glenn and I went to see NZ's favourite folk parody duo, Flight of the Conchordes. They were fucking magnificent and funny and as a bonus for all the ladies they just happen to look like this:
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Do you not love funny men who also happen to be devastatingly handsome? The truth is, even if they were dog-ugly I'd still be kind of hot for them. Funny does it for me. Which should be, by now, blindingly obvious.
At the comedy festival last year I was obsessively in love with one of them and followed him around like an obedient puppy, albeit one in a low-cut dress and red lipstick. I shan't tell you which one for fear of further humiliating myself and my family. It was the first time I'd been hot for someone since I was married, and the first time kissing another boy had remotely entered my head.
The two of us ended up one night in the foyer of Crown Casino, which looks like this:
It was about 3am and the fountains were shooting jets of water in time with the music and the lights were sparkling and the air was heady with sexual promise. I remember thinking: 'What am I going to do if he kisses me? What am I going to do if he asks me back to his room? I want to go. I don't want to go. I'm hungry. I'm tired. Hey, check out the rack on that lady running the roulette table'. Imagine my surprise when he failed to succumb to my charms and rather politely put me in a cab and sent me home without so much as a matey punch on the arm. Blistering affair over, I presume.
There's not really much point to this story other than to retain my credentials as a chaste partner throughout my marriage, and also to put a picture of the NZ hotnesses on my blog. Thank-you for allowing me this indulgence.
p.s. Yesterday he recognised me and I was utterly mortified. I am not hot for him anymore as I have matured . They are still, however, piss-funny and I insist that you see them when they're next in your town.
1024 days til the next election.
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omg! i saw them on tv a few weeks ago making with the hotness and the funnies and i swooned for hours. they are indeed most worthy stalkage candidates. nice job.
ohno!
as you may well know fits this other hot chick and i have been major jokies for all of our melbourne lives. and stalking comedians at the fest is something i am well versed in.
my crush on these two are well cemented. well... these two and others. many others. 4 months to go!
uh oh. two boys. three stalkers.
this could get messy...
Leif
Surely you mean this could get...sexy.
FIVE-WAY COMEDY BLOGGER SEX PARTY!
Just posting the once so not taking a nick.
Hotlinking is bandwidth theft. I run a small humble fan site on the Conchords and pay for it out of my own pocket. So please forgive me when I get a bit peeved to see someone hotlinking an image as you have done with the Conchords image above.
By all means, download any images from the site but upload them to your own hosting and link to that. Please, don't direct link to an image on my site so it opens here on your blog page.
I'm all for people spreading the word about FOTC, just I can't afford to pay for other peoples hosting.
Cheers
Wingnut
Jesus. Blogging depends on hotlinking. How much bandwidth is this guy losing from the above link? Not bloody much. Cheap bastard!
Dear Wingnut
1) I have changed the photo
2) When I figure out how to do that image hosting bullshit and other more complicated blogging stuff I will put it into practice immediately
3) Many apologies for linking to your site and giving some extra publicity to your favourites. Won't happen again.
cheers
Fits.
FIVE-WAY COMEDY BLOGGER SEX PARTY!Which is why you get those invitations... on the other hand, lol (well, in context), so it's worth it.
Can stalkers share stalkees?
Naturally, as YOUR sex party stalker, I expect an invite...
NK
Anyone know when they'll be in Sydney?
Ms Fits, you crack me up. You're better for my depression than a truckload of Prozac. Thanks. Don't ever change...
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