Gay crushes.
I don't normally get crushes on gay boys. Mostly because I like things to be just so, with me in the winner's position, so the idea of pursuing someone that I can't possibly convince to touch my vagina seems a bit of a dud loss.
Recently, though, I have developed two. One of them is a friend of a friend and has a blog . He defies my usual ideal boyfriend hotness quota by not only being blonde but also wearing somewhat bookish glasses and, well, having a penchant for penis. But for some reason I am utterly devoted to getting a piece of his action and grow shy and sex-struck in his presence. It is an irritant at present because I don't doubt we'll be workable friends and confidantes soon enough.
My other gay crush is new and I met him on the now-infamous Saturday night. He smells like bath bombs and is three parts of adorable. The pash party vibe filtered down and he started making a meal of MattyB before turning to give me a pity-pash. It was the sort of half-hearted lip-lock that said: 'Vaginas? No thanks!'. I was grateful to get a tongue-kiss out of him but in the end should maybe have stuck with admiring him from a distance.
Oh, he has a blog too.
At what point should I give up and stop flirting with them do you suppose?
898 days til the next election.
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Am I the only one to find it weird-
One post "my boyfriend will love this"
...the next "you're DEAD MEAT-
er... just kidding. I think :-P
Ms Fits, it's not dud loss territory - it's full-on flirting without the worry of ever having to make good on any of it (beyond perhaps a party pash)!
It wasn't halfhearted, SWEAR. I was doing my very best (to please)!
Further, I always respond extremely well to creatively flirty, modish and extraordinary women just like you. Please be assured that you are just the sort of lady that "a lot of gays would really like". Not least of all me. I'm VERY surprised you don't have more of us sniffing around for glamour and excitement. (Still, I would rather like to be your leading gay, please. I will have the appropriate documents drafted and forwarded.)
Dead meat does not apply if said gay was actually wuite hot for said boyfriend...and said boyfirend wasn't entirely averse to the idea...
Did someone say ANNIE? As in The Greatest Hit?
WE said Annie. But not on this post! And yes, as in The Greatest Hit. And the exquisite Heartbeat.
To paraphrase the wonderful Justin Hawkins - get your hands off my leading gay, motherfucker!
Oh hell, I don't mean that. You two kids are adorable together. Just don't forget the tender-hearted piscean who set you up.
Yes, for I KNEW you'd fall in love with each other! Greg Evans and Cameron Daddo can eat their fucking hearts out.
Make a blog baby. Stat.
I think the term is.. "fag hag"!
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