Gay porn.
Everyone's going three parts of nutty about the whole 'Casey Donovan is a gay porn star' debacle (which I love, by the way. Did you see that guy's enormous business ? He was totally packing heat).
Combining politics and sex is just about my favourite thing ever, apart from combining gin and penis. So I found some porn titles that might be relevant to those fuckers killing time in the Canberra big house.
1. RED HOT CHO CHOS #2.
The hotness of Gillard meets the unbridled sexuality of Macklin as the two feisty Labor coolsies battle it out for ALP Rad-queen. 'My policies are hotter!' 'No, mine! And I have a dry and laconic manner of speaking that resonates with the Australian public!'
Not quite sure where the two dogs fit in, though.
2. COCKLESS #19.
Dude, do you even need to ask?
'COCKLESS #19 hots up as the genital-free Man of Steel dry humps his way around the willing legs of Middle Australia! For those about to totally shoot their load, we salute you!'
I love that there is a real film called 'COCKLESS #19'. This means that there are 18 other COCKLESS'. No shit.
Cock. Less. Rules.
3. JERK YOUR CUM CRAYON AND COLOUR ME WHITE.
'Give me a whiter Australia....oh yeah, that's it...whiter...whiter....oh fuck, yeah....I want it all white... all white...fill me up with your inherently racist (white) baby batter...'
4. IF THESE BALLS COULD TALK.
They'd no doubt wonder WHERE THEY'D DISAPPEARED TO IN THE WAKE OF THE FEDERAL FUCKING ELECTION.
Did you catch those gutless Labor fucking premiers? Bite the bullet and chow down on the Scoresby Freeway, Hymie.
I know this one is not so much making with the sexy but I just read this in the paper this morning and it pissed me off to the point of stomach ulcer. I am backing Latham. You read it here first. Those motherfuckers had better stop in-fighting before I bust some cutting swear words out and terrorise them with my pigtails and knee-high socks.
5. MAY THE FORESKIN BE WITH YOU.
Because brother, you are going to need it.
'Watch me take on naysayers with my mighty penis! I will smite them with ropey wads of economic reform! Pound their industrial relations into submission! And tear their forestry policies asunder! OH, YES! YES! YES!'
1049 days until the next election.
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Did someone say knee high socks and pigtails?
Oh, and I know EXACTLY how those two dogs fit in...I suspect deep down, you do too.
Dogs are cool. Everything's cool in moderation.
www.cookingwithcum.com - Naturally I immediately thought of you.
If these balls could talk! May the foreskin be with you! ahahaha
cookingwithcum is last week's news man.
It's all about the fake Charlie and the Chocolate trailer going around now.
I hope you brought your toothbrush.
Oh my god. Chelsea Peretti!
*has a fan moment*
yeah! how do you get chelsea to leave you a comment?
I tried, but she accused me of being a stalker, so now i'm stuck with just going through her trash.
Who's this Peretti?
Is she perettier than me? ...heh heh heh.
Holy crap!
http://www.665leather.com/page/100/PROD/2356
I thought this was just made up by Mr Leatherman Kibo.
The Cockless Series is kinda cool. Mostly skinny nineteen year olds snapping gum. Except when Ed Powers deems it necessary to start making out with one of the chicks. Ewwww.
Jenny "Red Hot Cho Chos #2" Macklin lives around the corner from me. I always want to go and ring her doorbell. She has a very nice front yard. That's the end of my story.
Oh My God, Fitsy! I just heard Human Bob Ellis on 3RRR tearing strips off Iron Mark! Which of your beloveds will you continue to embrace and which will you kick into your personal landfill of bad choices? You must be torn.
When will you latte-drinking elitists realise that Labor just don't have a chance in hell? The people of Australia have spoken, and they voted for Howard and the Liberals and they'll KEEP voting for Howard & The Liberals until you brownshirts stop alienating the public with your talk of "honesty", "scare campaigns", "environment" and "future".
I bet you racist scum voted for Anthony Callea. How could you have gotten it so wrong?
Andrew Bolt, I love your profile.
Wagner and Pantera. Beautiful.
Book Book Cheep Cheep - yes, I am a very cultured man. My favourite Pantera album is "Vulgar Display Of (White) Power"
I'd so do Julia Gillard. Total milf.
Erm carry on.
Adam 1.0
Bite the bullet and chow down on the Scoresby Freeway, Hymie. Hah! Funniest thing I've read in ages.
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