Ms Fits is an irritatingly smug 32 year-old television writer who yearns to be Bob Ellis but will settle for Bob Hart. At least he gets free meals. Pompous nobjockey.

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FRI23 Friday q and a #94, part b.
THU22 Wherever you may find the moment.
WED21 Just shut up and look pretty.
TUE20 Time to make percentage party.
MON19 Someone get the RSPCA on the phone. Tell them it's urgent.
WED14 More weird conversations at the beautician.

...and the rest are in the archives.

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Girls.

Things to do with your best friend .

- Drink wine.
- Shower together.
- Tell each other you look great without clothes on.
- Give yourselves a VO5 Hot Oil treatment.
- Get naked and jump around on the floor like frogs listening to Wagons .

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02Sep11:01

Anonymous said...

nude frog dancing can be a hazardous affair. my left leg is somewhat stiff and twisted after last night's impromptu amphibious aerobics. a word of caution to any would-be jumpers.

don't forget to stretch afterwards.

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