Give me my money back, bitch.
We're a compassionate people us Australians, are we not? We love to give of ourselves. Especially when there's a telethon involved or, you know, the nation's favourite midget singing wog songs accompanied by footage of burning bodies like at the Logies. WAS THAT NOT ADORABLE? TAKE MY MONEY PLEASE, YOU TINY AND AWKWARDLY SINCERE MAN!
Even ol' Rusty loves it hard when we show what ENORMOUS, DARKIE-LOVING HEARTS we have by doing something adorable like voting in a coloured as Big Brother winner or showing the aboriginals we're a bit sorry by letting one of them release a record. See? We like them. Go fuck yourselves, whining latte left!
But clearly our love only goes so far.
If I may quote:
'GLOBAL relief agency Medecins sans Frontieres is tracking down hundreds of thousands of tsunami donors worldwide and offering them their money back.
Hundreds of Australians have asked for $93,000 in refunds after the charity told them it had four times the 20 million euro ($A33.35 million) it needed to fund its response to the Boxing Day disaster, it has been reported.
They refused the charity's offer to redirect their donations to lower profile cases like Sudan or the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
One Australian donation returned was for $50,000.'
Or in other words...'we only want to give bucks to those chinks we seen on telly with the musical montage and shit.'
So Sudan? Get yourself a better fucking editor, a sad-looking Ray Martin and a copy of Peter Gabriel's Greatest Hits and maybe we'll start paying you some attention.
881 days til the next election.
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but what if my money goes to terrorists? you know, all those whacky people over in the mid-west...oops, i mean middle east? i could never live with my self if my hard earned bucks went to helping terrorists make bombs to kill us goodies.
That is the shittest thing I've ever heard.
It is kinda like retail therapy for the soul - "oh, i feel so much better, i spent money on the poor people. well i tried. i took back my generosity (receipt required) and brought a plasma tv." Everyone wins (well, i win twice).
Besides, the tsunami was a natural disaster, those africans brought it on themselves.
If i hear another lame-o ray martin wanker say 'the tsunami opened our hearts and our wallets' or 'the outpouring of generosity ...' i am going to vomit.
Yes, I'll only give to those worthy enough to have celebrities interested in their cause for self promotion, sorry, helping the cause; those cute little seals for instance.
Read 'Cause Celeb' by Helen Fielding (of Briget Jones fame). By far a funnier book than it's much sought after counterpart. Very apt and hilarious.
Whoops, I meant Bridget Jones, not Briget.
But yet they make:
"Australians too generous, tsunami charity says"
the title of the article...
The vast majority *did* give consent for their donations to be redirected. But then again this would probably have been mostly out of complacency - "we'll redirect your money *unless* you tell us otherwise."
Which would mean those shitstains who took their money back actually went to the trouble of asking for it. Please choke on something embarrassing to your family as soon as possible please. Thanks, Australia.
Or, to put it another way:
Choke on something embarrassing to your family as soon as possible please. Thanks, Australia - you wide, brown stain.
And don't forget to give
me back my black T-Shirt
(I heart Ben Folds)
Jeez That's embarrassing.
On the Anthony Collea (spelling?) front, one of my friends suggested having a short boyfriend would by advantageous, because you could get cunnilingus whilst you were both standing up...God She's crude.
DH wrote:
"On the Anthony Collea (spelling?) front, one of my friends suggested having a short boyfriend would by advantageous, because you could get cunnilingus whilst you were both standing up...God She's crude."
And if he had a flat head like Callea's, you'd have somewhere to rest your Orgasm (1/2 oz white creme de cacao, 1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur, 1/2 oz triple sec, 1/2 oz vodka, 1 oz light cream)while he's downunder.
They're not chinks. I mean, can you not tell different Asian races apart? They're as different as Dutch and Belgians, for Christ's sake.
"...god she's crude".
you're obviously new to these parts, anon.
welcome to smut central.
have a biscuit.
oh, and while i'm at it, the other sarcasm-oblivious anon is right.
shame on you ms fits for clumping all asian races together under the chink banner.
obviously you should only refer to the real chinks as "chinks".
otherwise its racist, for christ'd sake.
i'm pretty sure that 50 grand went back to medecins sans frontieres. not everyone's a cunt. just a sizeable proportion of the population.
gasp, fits. (but brilliantly put.)
Bet those individual donations of $50k were corporate donations, and now that the company has got the PR for claiming it had donated $50k to the tsunami victims, it'll use any excuse it can to get that money back.
some people just seriously, seriously suck arse.
Nads - lol.
i understand the sentiment but...
"Médecins sans Frontières sent out more than 4000 letters in Australia telling donors it could not use their money for the tsunami effort. It had 172 requests for refunds. About 1700 donors specified other appeals, and the remainder left their donations to the charity's discretion. Mr Couturier said the $50,000 donor came back to the charity with another $50,000 donation." SMH 12/5
sorry, not up with that fancy linking shit..
ahh what a great country i come from. never mind the fact that here in the UK people have given away millions of pounds quite freely, my fellow countrypeople are unashamedly tight arse. bless!
At Least the australians gave more then needed unlike all other countrys meaning you are all the ones who dont give a dime in the first place and australians gave more then the needed money, Australians may want to help tsunami victims and thats the reason they donated, Have you ever thought maybe some of the money was then donated to orgranisations that the Donators WANTED to donate to ?
at least some people were generious to donate $50 000 in the first place, did u even donate $1 you fuckwit ?
maybe some people have Prioritys of which things they will donate to, and other things just might come before helping out some Cheap item making people. those factorys still need to run, those kids make the world go round.
fuck you all, your all the brain dead cunts who never dontated in the first place. if someone was generous to donate 50 grand, then they are a fucking far better person then any of you, maybe they took the money back and donated to Cancer research organisations ?
retarded fuckwits with retarded opinions
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