Go the gay.
Today's Herald Sun interview with Guy Sebastian made easier for you:
"Someone spray-painted the word 'faggot' on my car," Sebastian said.
"I grew up playing footy, I worked as a forklift driver at a warehouse in Adelaide.'
...which everyone knows faggots don't do, obvs. Judy Garland, yes. Interior decorating, yes. FOOTY AND FORKLIFTING, NFW.
"I move to Sydney and become a singer and suddenly I was a pansy."
Please note: I was also magically transported back to the year 1958, when the word 'pansy' was still a fashionable way to describe homosexuals.
"Thirty per cent of my friends are gay. There are probably ruder words they could write I wouldn't find as offensive."
Because nothing - NOTHING - is more offensive than being called a fucking gay.
Also: precise mathematical summary of thirty percent = good equation/odds/pro-queer, etc.
'Sebastian – who is still involved with girlfriend Jules Egan – '
IE NOT IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM A FAN OF ANAL SEX WITH MEN.
"Ninety-five per cent of people you meet are beautiful and say nice things: then there's always that 5 per cent of people who are destructive and want to rip you down," Sebastian said.
"They just have to say bad stuff to you like: `You're a has-been' . . . really rude stuff."
Lucky no-one's called him a cocksmoking fucklord, then. That could possibly upset his sensibilities to breaking point.
'Sebastian said his strong Christian faith helped him through his dark times.
"I guess I've got a bit of an advantage there over someone without a belief structure," he said.'
....like poofs or unmarried mothers or general demon worshippers like that.
p.s.
'HAY KIDS I AM SATAN LOL'.
415 days til the next election.
Comments
Well given that I've already seen stills from the gay porn film made by one Idol 'star' I'm more than willing to believe this one is a friend of Dorothy as well...albeit an even more annoying one. If it's possible to be more annoying that the singing midget.
i just love his use of percentages to prove his points.
i plan to start talking in percentage terms too.
for example, 93% of be-froed, idol-winning, hillsong devotees are pansies. whether they like bum sex or not.
fact.
Thanks. Now I understand.
I would like you in an instant translator machine form to translate current affairs shows, tabloid mags and of course The HScum.
It would make life so much easier (and amusing).
It's so awesome that given the myriad problems facing the world today, guys touching each other on the cock is still controversial. Really restores one's faith in humanity. I'd like to mention the Exclusive Brethren at this point (COULD THERE BE A GAYER NAME FOR AN INSTITUTION, EVER)
"Every bloke, including myself, is dying to have sex. Dying. But it's just a matter of controlling the physical and our faith."
You're going to leave that one on the table?
Yeah, I thought about including that one, but the idea of Guy Sebastian actually 'dying to have sex' filled me with abject horror. Suffice to say I was instantly nauseated.
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Hmmm. Well, as Fitzroy-left as I am, I feel a bit protective of the old Guy Guy. Sure, he's a Christian, but I've found in media articles (TV, virtual or print) this aspect to be always brought up by the publication, not Guy. He has always seemed reluctant to draw too much attention to it, I think even that article sounds like it lead that answer about "belief systems" out of him. Dean on Idol now is much more vocal than Guy ever was.
Considering the publication you are quoting is the Herald Sun, I think it's questionable to lay the blame completely on Guy for any homophobic tones in that article. I actually would read the quote
"Thirty per cent of my friends are gay. There are probably ruder words they could write I wouldn't find as offensive"
as being quite queer sympathetic. He's saying the "f" word is highly offensive to him because he has friends who are gay, and it's a terrible word.
I would also read
"I move to Sydney and become a singer and suddenly I was a pansy."
as a weak attempt at commenting on the skewedness of his attackers' moral logic.
Look, the kid clearly has issues, you know, he loves Jesus and all (hence a kind of backwards vocab: "pansy"). And yes, that article's a little dodgy. But I think its a bit unfair to criticise someone who generally conducts themselves as inclusively, accepting and positively as possible, without much pretense at all, for comments they made in a Herald Sun interview. Its a bit easy, Ms Fits.
Thank goodness he has his 'belief structure' or he'd be running about having the sex like a tiny half shaved poodle. The percentage of times I have thrown up in my mouth a little is going to dramatically increase if i dont change the topic. Can i briefly hijack the comments section for a question on blog etiquette? (hardly worthy of a Friday question) If, hypothetically, one started a blog, is it ok to post links to other highly admired blogs or is it best manners to ask first?
Being an Aussie Idol ass-bandit is VERY trendy at the moment.
First it was Casey Donovan (note: clicking this link from a Telstra Bigpond connection will take you to the wrong page), then Bobby Flynn got in on the action.
Guy is clearly just trying to keep up.
Can you name names Richard?
I wonder how many people use religion and or Hill Song to hide their sexuality?
Being a Branch Davidian, I can hide all aspects of my deviousness - except for the wife swapping.
I feel sorry for the first girl or guy that Guy puts his sebastian in.
Agreed Ms Fits. The horror, oh the fkn horror.
Gay Sebastian.
DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
*applauds*
i don't get it, gav.
please to be explaining.
Cocksmoking Fucklord is my new favourite insult.
Thanks, Fisty, for further brightening my already bright and sunshiney day.
oh, I don't know Stef. It all depends on your ethics. It might be a tad smug to poke fun at an obvious target (don't say we haven't been warned), but I feel it's a hell of a lot more criminal to arrogantly assert your bad music on the world.
Anyone who contributes to Bad Music automatically deserves all the mocking they get.
That's my belief structure. They've had their turn, it's time to let someone else have some fun.
YES BUT WHO IS richardwatts TALKING ABOUT?
I third that motion, Oldest Cockhead. COME ON RICHARDWATTS, WE'RE ALL WAITING.
Fuck man, why you always gotta be breaking the stories first?
This renders my post completely useless.
Sigh. I'm such a pansy.
I love that "thirty percent". Not "I have lots of gay friends" but actually thirty percent, like he has totalled up his friends and done the maths to work it out.
I believe him, though -- he doesn't have the balls to be a queer.
heehee, the last scientician called you 'fisty'
i dont care how churchy dean is, i will just have sex with him until he worships me
and richardwatts, who was in the movie??? come on, im part if team fag-hag, remember?
Nads, only when Richard Watts reveals all will I come clean about the comic genious behind the words 'Gay Sebastian.'
Surely that Idol host with the Flinstones hairdo is gay?
Hey Ms Fits,
I'm openly gay (though haven't benefitted from having my car labelled as such), exactly 30% of my friends are straight, but I've worked with Guy Sebastian and I've found him to be quite the nice person! Enough with the Guy-bashing already!
Don't you realise that by saying things like "I worked as a forklift driver in a warehouse" in order to reaffirm his masculinity is exactly the sort of thing a straight man would do? No closeted gay man would come up with such an unintentional acknowledgement of gay stereotypes...
However, had he said "I'm not gay, I don't even own any Kylie Minogue albums pre-'Light Years' when she collaborated with Manic Street Preachers for a bit more indie cred.." then we can start worrying.
Oh and in his company, he never once talked about his religious beliefs! Not even in relation to my lifestyle or relationships. He genuinely is nice, and I feel sorry for him that he cops this kind of abuse..
Amen to that, Stevey. It's not like he's Ian Thorpe sashaying all over the place in fishnet shirts and being *so* obviously not straight claiming to be straight!
Ms Fits, I do not recall you having a go at Darren Hays for his BLATANT pretending to be straight for all that time in order to sell more records and attract female fans. In fact I believe that one slipped by without a word for the most part other than Dawei, who pointed out it was pretty obvious all along.
Oh gosh shutup seriously if ur gonna critise him cvos he dosent like being gay ur terribel.....cmon hes not gay hes over ppl saying it whats wrong with him saying htat.....losers!
and if hes dying to have sex he can..... as a christian thats what he beleives so maybe u should stop finding all the negatives of celebrities and go find a friend seriously!
if thats all u do stay on the internet and pay out good ppl ur just idiots!
his music is actually good..so honestly just stop going on the internet and paying him out !
I heart Guy Sebastian
his a gun singer n Hillsong rock so shut up all u Christian/Idol Bashers.
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