GUEST POSTER #5 - GENNY B
(RYWHM says: I first met Gen when she came on my radio show as a guest rooter. I think I fell a bit in love with her over the panel and have lurked creepily at her gigs ever since. She plays guitar and drums in Your Wedding Night in a way that will make you want to put her poster up on your wall. You will know her by her muppets-gone-porn laugh. She looks hot with glasses.)BLOG INTRUDER
Yes, yes. Food, sex or politics. Thems the guidelines. But I say lets whack a roof on it and call it BIG BROTHER. I don't get no 454,649,484 folk reading my blog, so I need to seize the day, take this bitch by the boobs and make the plea:
INTRUDER TIME!!!
Yep. BB talk. I make no apologies. Aren't I cute?
Currently I'd rather be bashed to death by a family of Gorillas than have to sit through watching poor Timmy have to put up with the cunty housemates he is forced to endure. Come to my breast Timmy. Thats right. Nuzzle.
It's time to introseduce some INTRUDERS I say!!!!!
And not just for Timmy's sake, but for ours.
So following is my wish list. My top 5.
I am sure you will all agree that they would make for actual
entertainment.
If you are reading BB producers, Mike G....Gretski??? GET ON THE CASE. STAT.
INTRUDER NUMBER 1
MARILYN MANSON
Last seen door knocking in outer suburbia screaming "BOO!!" when unsuspecting housewives answer, Marilyn Manson could really do with a new gig. He'd bring a new edge to the master/servant task thats for sure. Christie & he could bond over looking alike and he'd make the perfect love interest for Kate don't you think?
INTRUDER NUMBER 2
ROSE PORTEOUS
Currently charged with fraudulently altering a prescription for a prohibited drug Hypnovel, Rose Porteous could really do with some support while she goes cold turkey. I would also really love to see her as Tims servant. Whip her bitch. Can't you just imagine her warming the toilet seat for him or trying to recite the words to Advance Australia fair? I can. I think she'd also make a great bed buddy for Vesna now that Hotdogs has jumped ship to Genevas canoe. And hey, if one of the guys wins the million, she may have yet another chance at gold digging. Or not.
INTRUDER NUMBER 3
NIKKI WEBSTER
ALL. GROWN. UP.
SPA PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
INTRUDER NUMBER FOUR
WEBSTER
Ha ha ha ha ha!!! He came up when I was looking for Nikky Webster pics!! Ha ha ha argh argh ha heee!! Remember him? "What you talking about Willis?", "Run that by me again!" ahhhh aaaaahhhh haaaa haaa haaa!!! Heee heee...urgh...oh...hang on......
INTRUDER NUMBER 5
QUENTIN
JUST LET THE LITTLE CUNT IN AND BE DONE WITH IT.
Comments
What about Hasslehoff. real man, real chest hair.
Actually what about IOYC?
Thomasr has a man crush on IOYC!
Ner ner nee ner ner!
Actually, most people do. Except girls, who just have a standard crush. Or something.
I am so depressed by the idea of Quentin going into the house. Although Dean would probably start a fight with him which could be entertaining...
Webster IS NOT Arnold
Dear Guest Posters
I'd be probably love to go on Television, 'broadcast Pundit' etc but I'd feel a bit like shit going into someone's House uninvited after The Fucked-Up Incident with Slipknot in my Gymnasium (STILL FUCKING HERE!!).
Anyway, I'm busy in Sweden right now ('Royal Family' - sory I can't go into detail!!).
Kind Regards,
IOYC Corrupt Warlords Just Ruin Shit For Everyone
genny b, will you marry me?
no really, i am obsessed with you more and more every day.
when you coming to visit
me, woman?
Give the little shits the intruders they deserve - two mormons, nice young american blokes, white short sleeved shirts and good clean values. They are a boring bunch of neo fascists turds in the house this year, give em one of their own I reckon.
I don't care what people think... I'd hot tub it with Nikki baby!! BTW Is she over 18??
Let me on the show...I'm sick of sending letters with white powder and a demo!!!
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