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Happy Mother's Day.

Things I'm a bit sorry about, mum:

- Having sex at 14 and then regaling you with tales about it like it was funny.

- Bringing home a procession of awful, awful, awful boyfriends.

- A-Ha.

- Telling you I hated you.

- Stealing money from you.

- Sneaking out my window.

- Physically fighting with you when you refused to let me go to a party*.

- Getting more tattoos even though you didn't speak to me for two weeks after the first one.

- Running away.



885 days til the next election.

*We wrestled each other. It sounds comedic now - and no doubt looked it at the time - but it is, in hindsight, truly heartbreaking.


I love you, shorty. x

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08May22:05
Margarita said...

The similarity's that we share scare me sometimes Miss C. I'm so very sorry I never made it on sat I was pissed alone and lost in collingwood... I almost got there.... xx

09May10:01

Quelle coincidence!

I love your mum, too.

Happy M-Day, Gags.

09May10:41
Anonymous said...

You shouldn't apologise for A-Ha.

Take on Me is as fresh and bubbly as it was back then, and the music video where the girl becomes part of the comic to get with the hero is dreamy. Mmmmm...

09May13:38
Dr Nic said...

At least you told yours about the tatts. I'm fucking ancient and still can't bring myself to admit to my parents that I have tattoos!

09May18:32
kranki said...

I too got into a few punch-ups with my mom in my youth. But it's not as tragic as yours cause most of the time I could easily kick her ass. Oh and happy belated Mothers Day to you, shorty.

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