Reasons you will hate me

1]-English changes,always has always will.
2]-Text messaging legitimises ignorance.
3]-Chaucer would understand it,what's your problem?

"u don't like him east don't listen to him"

How the FUCK could someone accidently type "ea" instead of "ju"??? They're on opposite sides of the keyboard and in a different configuration (or the word I can't find). Kerry Packer was dyslexic too, so I guess it doesn't matter.


You might not "know the real meaning or (sic?) PUNK if it fucked you all night" but you'd at least know it was A GREAT FUCK. Which is all one needs to know.

PUNj ROLZ!!!111111

xxx Ova Guy

Note to readers: there's another negative comment on that thread which Ms Fits doesn't mention, so you have to go and check it out. The anti-school teacher one. Pure. Fucking. Gold.

May I just say; down with text message language.

buck fudd I think that he was trying to say "easy", a bit of punctuation would have helped too.

I spell good and I don't vote.

Yup Buck Fudd:
i'd rather listen to lee than listen to these so called ledgends if there so great how come they all died at a young age and where all on crack or weed when they wrote the songs.

This wins the award for the most insightful analysis of modern music I have read this year.

Wait, so Yazz was on crack and/or weed when she wrote 'The Only Way Is Up'???

Retail Junkie: fuck, yes, thank you. I should have waited for Clem's translation. See, that's why punctuation is important.

I can't believe these Lee Harding fans don't know that Dallas Crane is the future of Australian Music.

LyKe OMFG Why Do U HayT Lee? Ur So MeEn..... And with good reason. This stupid poser is a carbuncle on the backside of music. As for the kiddies, well, I think we lost them a long time ago. Love your work Fits, keep fighting the good fight.

Listen up, you loathe lee harding, big whoop...wanna clap for that?

Is this person offering to give you clap?

I'd refuse, if I were you.

I don't mind about the spelling, really - I just would like some fucking punctuation so I know where I am in the sentence. Little shits. Do you think Lee Harding writes like this? My guess is yes, but twice as poorly. Gigantic plump human turd that he is.

Given that this happens after every Australian Idol series is it fair to presume that it's the same farcical people changing their allegiances on a yearly basis.

Nobody would give a rats if you slagged Guy Sebastian or Cosima now, but back then? Wild scenes.

Ok, Fits, fine. You hate teenagers; but you don't need to show it out!




(seriously, 'show it out'. The fuck?)

This post has really messed with my head. Seriously, my brain is hurting.

Bad grammar and spelling makes The Incompetent Student very, very angry.

I'm like Homer without beer and TV.

I feel a Shining moment coming on...

Ummm..

*sob*

Scott i - the language is more than changing, it's being severely butt-fucked by these crazy fools. I sometimes feel I'm the last person on the planet to know the difference between there/their/they're and too/to and all those annoying interchangable combinations that make you pause and just THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE WRITING for Christsaakkkeee...

This sort of thing has got on my nerves since I was in Kindy, I was the loser who would point out spelling errors to the teacher.

By the way MsFits - I have to admit to stealing your desire that his wristbands turn into festy arses and cover Lee-Lee in deathshit. I've been repeating to all and sundry. Spreading the love, y'know!

All these idiot people need is to be savagely beaten to death with a copy of Death Sentance by Don Watson.

Omg tehre is no good option ... poor leee.... ppppffffttttt wat wuld dey no? im gonna chuk a fit and cry b4 i got 2 bed. just cuz lees hawt and thetyre not those ppl who arent worth a werd.


comment made up of a compilation of real Lee Harding forum one-liners.

Good lord.

There are some hardcore fisticuffs currently happening over at the official Lee Harding forums.

omgzmrshardingomgz
lyke i so ttly luv lee!

xDrEsS_2_DePrEsSx
TeEnIe...

omgzmrshardingomgz
eMo.

xDrEsS_2_DePrEsSx
Are you callin me emo?

i_LiEK_bEaNz_LoLz
g0th


xDrEsS_2_DePrEsSx
I HATE TEENIES!

omgzmrshardingomgz
I HATE U!

Genius. I think "Are you calling me emo?" will be the menacing catch-cry I mutter under my breath before glassing someone throughout 2006's bar fights. I average three bar room brawls a month so I'll get good mileage.

Wait one cotton pickin' fucking minute Jess - are you calling me emo?

Quit reacting to my riposte, Max-EMO Park loving lady.

*prepares schooner glass*

*remembers she lives in Melbourne*

*prepares pot glass*

So,let me see. On the one hand you've got CORPORATE ENGLISH which curiously enough actually makes words and phrases longer. And on the other you've TEXT ENGLISH which shortens words and phrases to the point of absurdity...Will these eventually [as the latest generation of illiterates enter the workforce] meld to form a new language known only to people born after 1990?.... well,Fuck 'em.

While picking on Lee Harding, why don't you pick on the worst kick in AFL. Leigh Harding.

Sweet, we're just going the hack on all Lee/Leighs now?


Stupid Lee jeans. Way to be bootcut, denimy.

Lee Majors.

That's all I can think of.

You are all crazy talking abotu hoping he'll die and stuff u don't like him east don't listen to him that's just crazy omg i would hate to meet any of u crazy ppl settle down ur getting upset ova guy that's being himself and u don't no him lol woah i can't believe u'd let a person that u don't no ge to you

Clearly you have "issues" if you are wishing death upon him. So you're not into him? Easy, just don't listen to him - though that would be crazy. Goodness, I would hate to meet any of "your type". Change down, man, find your neutral space - you're getting upset over a man who has a strong sense of self expression - and you don't even know him personally! I am laughing because I can't believe you would let a stranger vex you so thoroughly.

You never cease to amaze me, Bastow. x

Some of you may be wondering what sort of mutant expresses itself like this. What does it look like? What does it eat? And so on.

Well, if you want to see the creature in its natural habitat, go on a field trip to a suburban shopping center. Here in Melbourne, I suggest Knox, Southland or Chadstone. They are literally infested with them.

You see them aimlessly creeping around the lino floors, hanging around Boost outlets and snapping a lot of gum. The female of the genus is bursting with emerging sexuality and doesn't mind showing it. She would get endless "you're not going out looking like that!" rasps from mothers either totally given up on life and well into enormous jeans-hood, or locked in deadly suburban competition with their hellspawn for the lusty eyes of the gents of the neighbourhood. The males are pretty thick but quite well built, and largely tag along semi-mute behind the females, but you do get the impression that they get to screw them senseless with drop-of-the-hat regularity.

"Puberty Blues" has a new home. It isn't riot-ridden 'Nulla any more: it's your local Westfield Shoppin' Senna. Go check it out!

These people writes with the literasmuss I spects from simians.

And they calls ME a bad spellers!

Bald-bodied throwbackst.

Now you will all listen closely to mee: you must go to moggblogging in Melbournis tomorrow night, thrown by Mr Lefties. And you musts bring me SALMON.

*licks arse*

Ha!

There is nothing more to add here; the venom has run its course, but your comments were all spot-on, people.

Sorry ... 'ppl'.

omg i love u i think u rock i love wasabi and anything 4 u and i eye of the tiger wish to meet u 1 day i love u bye

Wow I was looking for Lee Jeans when this came up in my search, and Clems on here!! But basically don't waste your energy on negativity. Ignore music you hate, listen to music you like. It really is somebody elses problem.

Cheerio

Red

ROFLMAO. I feel sorry for you, honestly. You waste all your time bitching about Lee, whether its good or bad, your still TALKING ABOUT HIM, he's on your mind. Therefore, clearly you must like talking about him because, any other normal person wouldnt bitch about a celebrity and try and find the faults in them. Sadcase. I'm guessing you don't have a life. Yeah, thats what I thought. nextime, instead of wasting your time talking about Lee and his fame, GO TALK ABOUT ANOTHER OF YOUR OBSESSIONS

Laurynnn