Hey Carl.
When child stars go bad:
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What the world needs is a 21st century Arthur McArthur.
It was inevitable. If I was only known for my work on Hey Dad, I'd probably shoot people too.
"Hey Paul! Raaaaah!"
Strangely enough I saw Matthew Krok on "Where Are they Now" (don't ask!), and I recall he is better Known as "Elder Krok"- he's a Moromon missionary (insert pithy comments about how some child stars go wrong, and some go really wrong).
Anyhoozies, perhaps Carl Williams will find god too?
Tom
OK - how about a bit of background for those of us totally out of the loop? (non-Melbourne, not glued to TV in past life. 'Who' was Carl?
"Hasta La Vista, Little Fat Kid"
Am loving Crikey's promise of "Left field (but not necessarily left wing) views" from you regarding the Federal Budget!
Couldn't "When child stars go bad" be a subtitle for this whole blog?
C'mon Cleaver - that's what we *all* thought, that's what Ms Feist thought we'd all think, that's what she thought we'd all say - so we didn't. Now you've 'rooned' it.
Anonymous 10:07 - that's Carl Williams, a gangland leader sentenced to a min.35 years jail on monday for a serious of underworld murders...
Umm - thanks richardwatts, but I'm ok with who Carl IS now, what I meant was - who WAS he, ie I really thought that he might have been a child star in some series. And of course, I'm now starting to think - ok it's just the babyface etc etc - never a child star at all, tricky Fits etc etc. orright, stop laughing, I'l just crawl back under this here rock - :-) lfpwsnz is the word thing - which sounds like the stifled laughter I can hear!
Yeah. Well. OK.
Not so much a serious of murders as a comedy of them, methinks (you have to be alive to get the joke, but).
Speaking of God behind bars, what are the chances of Paris emerging a changed woman with God her new Chihuahua?
I don't think Marieke Hardy was ever a child star.
Well, she was on TV, but never reached the dizzying heights of, erm, [insert-your-own-Hey-Dad-was-so-lame reference ______HERE]
Sorry gang, long day, couldn't be arsed - make up your own derisive jokes *!*
That said... FitsWa - you WEREN'T ever on Hey Dad, were you?
WERE YOU? *shudder*
But then again who amongst us is worthy to cast the first stone? Shameful confession #237: I was once a 'Caramello Koala' TV shill.
Does this mean I can legally sue them under the Biggest Loser Act of 2008?
Dunno about TFKFHD but as far as crime and punishment I'm struggling to work out what be worse.
35 years in the big house for Carl Williams or 20 years of "Home and Away" and endless award night banality for Kate Ritchie to win a novelty gold dildo....
Tough call.
Well if no-one else is going to join the dots for Anonymous 10:07 and 2:26, I'll have to: Fits is making a funny joke about the resemblance between Carl Williams (gangland killer) and Matthew Krok (formerly Arthur McArthur of Hey Dad 'fame'). According to imdb.com he was last seen on Outriders, which is apparently a low budget version of The Saddle Club, in 2001. Ouch.
In other news, what a mixed-up ball of confused emotions I was when I foolishly decided to read ALL of the comments in the latest Confessions Booth! Cyber hugs to everyone, hope you all feel better for getting it out there...
Gee thats two shit unfunny posts in a row. Well done fucktard.
Anon 10.07 and 2.26 says thanks to anon 9.40 - and yes cyber hugs to all who need them.
ON FAMOUS KIDS...
JAIL HER ARNIE
IN RESPONSE TO PARIS’S PETITION TO BE PARDONED FOR HER CRIMES, AN OPPOSING PETITION IS NOW IN CIRCULATION ASKING THAT THE TERMINATOR JAIL HERE INDEFINITELY.
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/jailherarnie
oh god, this made me larff.
that is all.
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