Hey Mom, what's for dinner/Go up your nose and pick a winner.
Left versus right in the battle of the funnies?
Oh boy, do we for certain have a winner.
"It's always good to see Vice-President Dick Cheney.
Lynne Cheney and Laura were out of town recently, so I called up Dick and said, 'Why don't we go to a movie?'
"He said, 'Great idea, let's go to a cowboy movie.'
"Yep, finally we went to see Brokeback Mountain. Let me tell you, whooo-eee.
"Dick sat through the movie, didn't say a word. We came out. After a while he says: 'Nice horses.' I say 'Yep.'
"Then he becomes real quiet again and kind of serious. I knew something was on his mind. Finally he turned to me and said: 'You don't suppose the Lone Ranger and Tonto …"
THAT IS SOME TOP-QUALITY HUMOUROSITY RIGHT THERE, PEOPLE.
But wait, I'm being too easy on him. Man-love cinema is all too easy a target, right?
What about the tougher subjects? Like the controversy involving domestic eavesdropping without court approval? NO WAY COULD ANYONE MAKE JOKESING ABOUT THAT.
"You know, you can't please some people no matter what you do.
Half the time they say I'm isolated and don't listen. Then when I do listen, they say I need a warrant."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
*falls over*
I HOPE YOU'RE TAKING NOTES MICALLEF, YOU DEADWEIGHT.
"A little earlier as we were getting ready, Dad was talking to Jeb, Marvin and me. Surrounded by his sons, he got a little choked up. Amidst the tears, he said: 'Boys, this evening would be perfect if only your new brother, Bill Clinton, could've been here.'"
......
I don't get it. They're not related? EMAIL ME TO EXPLAIN PLSKTHX.
In other highlights:
'Mr Bush also picked his mother out from the audience, asking:
"Mom, you got in any trouble lately?"
in reference to her controversial remarks about homeless victims of Hurricane Katrina'.
MOMMA MADE A HA-HA ABOUT THE COLOUREDS WHO GOT RAINED ON! STOP FOR I FEAR MY SIDES MAY SPLIT!
646 days til the next election.
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Oh Fits,
It is for this I adore thee!
The best medicine for my anguished soul is when you let fly at these fuckers.
x
What happened yesterday? I shall divine from the only methods at hand.
Word Verification : acxovqt
Translation: a cocks of cuties(like a pride of lions y'know?)
Ms Fits!
I'll stop living vicariously now.
Apparently George Bush snr and Bill Clinton have been quite chummy recently; rocking up to summits together, going ten pin bowling, chasing skirt etc. Hence the “new brother” line
I just love the mental image of -
1) the White House hiring comedy scriptwriters
2) Said comedy scriptwriters trying to teach George W. Bush how to tell a joke
Oh, boy. Tex, you are the SECOND PERSON to take me up on the 'please explain' joke. I know that Clinton and Bush snr. have been hanging out. I was making light. Of myself.
I am far too convincing as an idiot.
p.s. Ladycracker - there was no 'sacred place' touching but I definitely SOWED THE SEEDS.
That is, if there are any seeds to be sowing left in those jeans, from the sounds of it...
You certainly had me convinced, Ms Fits ...
:)
Fits! If you can't get a few chuckles while at a dinner celebrating famed Confederate General Lee, you what's the point of being Preznint!?
Embarassed.
Oh dear, so that time I spent at uni learning how to "read for meaning" were not well spent?
don't worry tex. i only just now read the heading properly and "got it."
it's just so exciting over here, it's easy to lose your head!
i bet he used to. pick his nose, that is.
Here's some whacky right wing t-shirt humour ...
http://www.thoseshirts.com/
... nothing about lesbian whales in wheelchairs ... but I didn't look past the first page ...
When it comes to humour right wingers have just got it all over those who care about others.
Look at A. Bolt. He brings tears to my eyes when it comes to being funny, and you hippies don't even get it.
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