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Hi-5 in Burning Cross Tribute.


This in today's Green Guide letters:
'On Hi-5, in a segment on kangaroos, a talented blonde girl starts singing a song. I am quite sure that the song was intended to go on harmlessly about kangaroos. How horribly wrong they were when she started singing "K-K-K everything is A-OK". At first I thought, I must have misheard that. Again she sings the chorus, "K-K-K, everything is A-OK". Is this what we want the children of this world to learn? Apparently the big white hats are free on entry to a live Hi-5 show.'*


Look at them.



Don't they look like they just want to fuck some black shit up? Sure, there's an Asian in there but you totally know she's riding in a separate bus and using a different water bubbler.




*I did not make one word of this letter up. Charles Kimpton of Malvern, I salute your fucking balls-out insanity.

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22Jul10:16
Anonymous said...

what i find most disturbing is that he seems to think the show is live!

/ brett

22Jul19:28
kranki said...

I promise I will try to get a picture of the cardboard sign at the supermarket that depicts a happy Walrus saying "Everything is going to be ALL WHITE!" There is a tiny logo below for a toothpaste brand. But it's pretty small. How does this not offend anybody?

I think the first draft was probably. "Who wants anything but Pure White in your neighborhood AND on your teeth."

OR "Black patches are hard to get out of your city, but easy to get off your teeth."

* This comment brought to you by The Bush Administration.
We're Committed to making everything A...O... K K K!

22Jul19:36
Charles Kimpton said...

Wow - my friend found this page. I'm Charles, the guy that wrote that letter to the green guide. I just thought it was a good laugh at the time. Anyway: ROCK ON!

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