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Robbie: So I was asked to do this emceeing gig at Wave Aid in 2005. The organisers wanted me to intro Missy Higgins in front of 50,000 people. I was terrified.
Lindsay: I bet.
Robbie: Anyway, I get out on stage and I've got this whole little speech figured out. And everyone's staring at me. And I talk a bit about Missy and intro the song and I'm just about to say: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, Missy Higgins' when I look down and see Michael Chugg glaring at me. And doing the universal hand gesture for 'stretch it out'.
Me: He wanted you to pad? Why?
Robbie: I don't know! There must have been some technical difficulties or something. So I've got nothing left in my speech and I can't just keep talking shit about Missy Higgins. And I'm totally faltering. And then someone in the crowd yells out 'do the wave'.
Lindsay: So?
Robbie: So....I did.
Me: Wait a minute. You led a mexican wave at a tsunami benefit concert?
Robbie: Two of them.
Lindsay: Two waves?
Me: What the hell's the matter with you?
Robbie: I don't know, I panicked! I didn't even realise how wrong it was until halfway through the second one!
Me: So have the organisers for the Holocaust Remembrance Day been in touch?
Robbie: Not yet, no.
*long pause*
Robbie: Still, it filled time til Missy Higgins came on.
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oh robbie...
"I'm going to put you in the stocks if you make a tsunami joke," perhaps..
Mexican wave? why not, sounds in character with the event. Did Missy H show her boobies? Don't know I wasn't there...
i hate the word boobies.
Better than "norks", "jugs" or "big personality". Kind of sweet really...
hugs and puppies to you.
What would have been the point of that?
there's something so...juvenile about it
just like ricky gervais at the di rememberance concert last year.
'cept ricky's "stretching" was all elton john's fault - he was acting all diva-ish back stage.
stephan merchant paid out and paid back elton at some do later on, for his mate ricky.
i hope robbie has his own "stephen" to pay back chuggy.
tits is better. boobs is better. boo to boobies.
I was a bit surprised you guys didn't push the web bloke harder on his frankly odd crime-fighting device.
Ms Fits said: Maybe I've just got mango boobies. That doesn't seem like such a bad idea to me. Why don't you look at the comparison and tell me what you think:
Yes, those really are my boobies. And can anyone tell me how to become a Sexologist when I grow up please?
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call them anything but that... said...
jugs or norks no one seriously uses in real life unless you are channelling benny hill.
Don't shoot the messenger... I report on the strange habits of natives from the land of *jelly wrestling* and *lunch-time lap dancing*. Dangerous place, lots of wet concrete footprints and bond traders.
Better than titties
But Booby Whirl sounds weird. Gotta go with Titty for that one.
Titty whirls everybody!!
However, he was heard to rebut that if you don't like his approach then it's ‘tough synonym for breasts’ and also suggested after the WaveAid fiasco that 'those who objected should go to a Missy Higgins concert without my intro and grossly inappropriate crowd particiapation antics and see how good it is'.
Literally.
:D
Did the crowd realize how wrong it was too?
I really hated seeing all those chicks getting their tops torn off - every woman who got on someone's shoulders copped it, just because some stupid scrubber decided it'd be a great idea to show 40,000 people (and TV viewers) her tits. Ugh. Then it got worse - men standing on their mates' shoulders, dropping their daks...
... still laughing
some tosser really announced"Get ya tits out" & some women actually abliged and others were flashed by their fuckwit friends and bystanders?
Perhaps, this act was born out of frustration with these stupid bitches blocking the view of those behind them?
If you're short, you know you're short. And you know you won't be able to see at a concert. Don't whine, and certainly don't block other people's view. Blame your parents for your bad genes.
doesn't mean i don't like her.
amen to amen - boobs are better, tits are best.
boobies are to panties as tits are to undies.
Boobs, boobies, tits, titties, funbags, breasticles, chestnuts, knockers, boozies, bazoongas, mams, hooters, udders, beestings, baps...
Call them whatever you want. The modified thoracic sweat glands of the adult female Homo sapiens by any other name would seem as sweet
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