Reasons you will hate me

these admissions are just a smokescreen to divert our attention away from their dopey policies

Is there a link here between our esteemed leaders and the stoners in yesterday's blog?

If Fits interviewed Kevin, would he compare her to Myf (or a Summer's day)?

Ah Can't wait for Kevin the moral panic panda to apologise for not taking drugs, and being out of touch with the yoof of today.

One to mull over. Still, it just shows that former drug users can turn over a new leaf.

They've obviously seen what such admissions have done for Obama. I always liked his quote saying he did inhale - that was the whole point.

Hopefully all parties can come to some sort of joint resolution on this

Coming clean about your drug use is such a Downer. Can’t they find something else to come clean about, like they slept with some one famous, which is also boring, but a lot better fodder

Will you be revealing anything Lady fits?

DO RUDDOCK. DO RUDDOCK.

I promised I wouldn't post any more bad puns, ... must fight temptation. (No, that's not, intended at least, to be even an attempt at a bad pun.)

any excuse to give the abbot torso another airing, eh fits?

that's a shame. If she'd just kept smoking it she soon would have stopped feeling sick.

I think abbots trims his chest hair, what is the correct term for this? Oh yes, body sculpting.

i think the term you're after is manscaping.

Not body sculpting versionsporadic. Manscaping.

Is EclecticEccentric the new BEVIS?

Jeez, as soon one hysterically amorous commenter learns to pipe down, another steps up to take his place.

Surely 2 comments on one post doesn't quite hit the benchmark for 'hysterically amorous commenter'?

Has Kev Kev emphatically denied ever smoking pot yet? Or merely that he was there but didn't inhale?

Sure, there are only 2 on this one (so far) but the others... gotta agree with Scal.

that picture of a shirtless tony abbot hurts my eyes and terrorizes my dreams.

manscaping eh? I'm quite proud I got that wrong. That said, with my hairless torso its hardly surprising. Anyway, whatever its called, Abbot clearly does it.

Go easy on Eric (that's my nickname for him).

He hasn't even had a chance for Fits to rate his cock, yet.

Cock rating. Old school. Nice.

How did Last Scientician know that I have a rooster?

Today's rooster is tomorrow's dope fiend Treasurer/Foreign Minister.

I used Scientistical analyses to figure it out, Eric.

Are there any pictures of cocks with ratings somewheres on teh innerwebs?

This *is* rather like the days of old...

I like it.


(btw conspiracy theory - maybe they are just trying to be down with 'tha kidz'? Worked for Clinton. Kinda. Oh no vision of intern, Abbott and cigar ew ew make it stop...)

I'm just a betty-come-lately. You mean this kind of stuff has been going on for years? It's like a bus shelter. That old lady in the corner reading a Stephanie Dowrick book and clicking her tongue? That's me. And you boys just missed the bus and are going to be late for school, so I'm also smiling grimly.

sublime-ation: that thought is burning my eyes just reading it... Abott & intern... I can't finish this have to run to the bathroom to chuck!

Oh Scientician, must we raise such painful memories?

Stop right now, before some idiot suggests that we try to guess which obscure early 90s band he was in.

heh. we never got to the bottom of that, did we inc?

and it was only one cock rated, as far as i remember. we all saw it. come to think of it, wasn't it a ginger?

the two previous paras are not connected in any way.

Honestly, politicians declaring participation in marijuana is becoming a bit dated. Isn't it time they started declaring their participation in harder stuff? They are often slow and dopey, wouldn't it be more fun to imagine them highly empathetic with the urge to dance and follow pretty lights?

And Eric Abetts has Nazis in his ancesteral closet!!
I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!

it's the politicians who haven't admitted to anything you have to look out for. they're the ones with heroin up their ass!

this is great.

I don't get it.

It must be difficult to get any, Mr Squiggle. With a pencil for a nose how can you inhale?

You said: Christ. Is there anyone currently involved in federal politics who hasn't taken drugs?

Christ says: I hear you, oh Ms Fits. I'm pissed off at Moses as well. (see Age Oddspot today)

Kochie asked Kevin on Sunrise yesterday morning, and he (almost apologetically) said that he had never taken drugs, before adding that he'd not been without sin.

... which means he can't cast the first stoner.

Agree with ellie fants...presently, every politician and his dog owns up to having a joint in their youth. This whole 'I was a pot head' admission it smacks of trying too hard to 'relate' to today's youth...the youth of today frankily don't care, all it's serving is to angry up the blood of conservative oldies who "don't want some leftie greenie 'high as a kite' in Parliament recklessing spending my tax dollars on handouts for dole-bludgers"

Oh dearie me.

So is Kev Kev going to enlighten us on his not-so-saintly activity? Did he once stand near someone who was having a cigarette?

Also Ms Fits looooved you and Jude on Book Club last night...sure you're not both related? Lots of respect for Burnside as he is an inspiration in my field, but it was a shame that he didn't get into the same spirit of things as you and Judith...although it was akin to Julian playing the part of an English teacher to disruptive school girls. It was great :)

Bomba said...
It must be difficult to get any, Mr Squiggle. With a pencil for a nose how can you inhale?

That's discrimination, motherfucker. That's right, nigga, that's what I said.

This blog is laaaaaaame.

Bugger what The Last Scientician advised me...Anonymous why do you even bother showing up? Go write your own blog if you don't like it here. Geez...

Only thing lamer than anonymously posting negative one liners on a blog is responding to said lamer, Rose! Don't feed the trolls, bitch.

And while I'm at it, and it has been noted here before, how is "Rose" any less anonymous than "Anonymous", fucktard!

Ms Fits I imagine you can moderate your own blog, I suggest you bring Anonymous into line. This abusive language is intimidating and disgusting.

For the record Anonymous, Rose is my real name. So at least I have the guts to give out my real 'first name'. I would be a fool to give out my surname as well, but as far as I was aware everyone on this blog uses anything else other than their full real name, so what's you're beef?

Should read...'your beef?'

It's more about using the same name each time to leave comments. It's easy to tell a bit about someone's character if they consistently comment under the same nom de plume, but much harder to gauge if they are a single posting random nutter, or someone with a more serious axe to grind if they stick with the automatic Anonymous label.

At least they could be creative. Here's some possible future commenter names for you.

"I was robbed of that part in HK2"

"Unrated cock"

"Not an ex boyfriend"

"Liberal Minded of Kooyong"

"Lefty Scum Lefty Scum Lefty Scum Feel My Jackboot"

"NAZI FUHRER"

"Ugly, Sad, Faceless Loser"

"Disgruntled Former Employee"

"Carey house captain"

"Jealous Bitch of Fitzroy"

"Sour Grapes aren't toxic"

See, it's easy!

Rose said...
This abusive language is intimidating and disgusting.

Hey if you don't like it you can go watch today tonight.




Bitch.

Ms Fits...take out Mr Squiggle as well. It's sad that a couple of people get their kicks from abusing others in really what is the least confronting and indirect medium available to them. I'm sure if you guys really knew me you would like me, maybe you need to go and punch a wall or something.

Rose from 03Mar: "It's really easy to say nasty things about people when you're known as Anoymous...dickhead."

Aah, reading your blog is so much more fun than schoolwork.

And these pictures attract a lot of attention from my teacher.

I think it's the second time I've gotten caught reading this instead of doing work.
:)

I expect that Ms Fits says the funny things it his her prerogative to say when she wants to on her blog and then if a whole lot of other people want to squabble and insult each other and pout a lot underneath, that is their business, innit?

First time I've heard of you potcallingkettleblack....would you be one of those single posting random nutters that The Last Scientician was refering to?

Ok so I called him a dickhead, I shouldn't have and I take it back, it's the last time you will see an offensive work from me. I'm not going to stoop to such levels again.

This all stemmed from Anonymous bagging out Ms Fits...but if she wants to keep him on her blog, so be it.

www.icanhaspotburgers.com

Rose the more you post the closer the probability that you are a true fucktard approaches 1.

First. We have the technology. If Ms Fits wanted people to "register" by at least providing an email address, not that an email address is 100 points of ID, she could. Evidently she does not.* Respect that decision.

Second. Apparently you are not averse to slinging insults yourself so from whence cometh the righteousness. Dickhead.

Thirdly. Who made you the arbiter and why are you so threatened by people not bothering to give a name? And who the fuck are you to call on Fits to "take out" other contributors?

I loathe feeding fat trolls like you but on this occasion I feel charitable.

So fuck off and stop decreasing the signal to noise. Fucktard.

* I worry for Ms Fits little blog. It appears to me that if someone were so inclined they could quite easily cobble together a simple script to submit every work of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged in individual posts.

Firstly, point taken about contributors not requiring to register to post on this blog. Therefore I can understand why Fits is not inclined to moderate it. Maybe she likes the word 'fucktard'.
Secondly, as said earlier, I regret referring to you a dickhead, I should know better than to revert to childish name calling.
Third, I am not insecure about people's names, of course I'll never know exactly who you are. But just because I'll never know who you are and you don't know who I am, you think that gives you anymore right to be so aggressive and abusive? I pity you if you speak to people face to face in such a manner.
Fourth, are you male or female? I'm detecting you are a sexually frustrated female.

dear lovely anonymouse: didn't you notice that I had just said exactly the same thing but without being manky?

lots of love Betty

I've decided that I'm above all this nonsense. We must be the most embarrassing contributors, maybe everyone should just get back onto the topic about dope smoking politicians?
Fits love your work, need to go away and give the contributions to the blog more thought.
Anonymous it was a pleasure...got you hook line sinker. Maybe go check your blood pressure.

Oh dear God make it stop.

Rose said...
Maybe she likes the word 'fucktard'.

You worthless sack of shit. Of course she fucking likes it.

Morons...

Rose said...
Ms Fits...take out Mr Squiggle as well.

One does not simply "take out" Mr Squiggle.

Bill the Steamshovel is another story, that motherfucker is going down.

Actually I'm with Rose. She makes good points, and you unfulfilled, boring, bitter and twisted boils on the arse of humanity get your pathetic rocks off by hurling shit at her. Grow up a bit, or otherwise get back to class because you're probably in year 10.

lol internets...

if you smoked more dope you wouldn't get so worked up peeps.
inhale... hold..stifle cough...exhaaaaale.
do as frankie says. relax.
fucktard is a fantastic word. trolls are not.

on mother fucking bill steam shovel.. did anyone ever see the graf spayed on the rusted oversized shovel in newcastle years ago?

'bill.. is that you?'

i wish i had taken a pic before it went all black and shiny painted like. fave graf ever.

Oh goodness MsFits, You gotta give a dang warning before you show that tony abbot picture.
Ow, my eyeballs!!

Ms Fits - where were you when our LOLPols comp was on? http://www.flickr.com/groups/lolpol/pool/