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Hope Springs Eternal.


Mark Latham was on Mornings with Jon Faine on ABC 774 today. He sounded so great - confident, relaxed, throwing in a few gags about Austin Powers when Jon somewhat bizarrely asked him what had become of his 'mojo'. You can't help but compare him to that squirming paste of verbal herpes that is our current PM. I pretty much masturbated the whole way to work listening to Latho handling questions with deft aplomb. 'Just look at you go, Mark!' I marvelled to myself as my hungry fingers worked their way beneath my knicker elastic. 'Tell me more about youth unemployment and the Scoresby Freeway! More! More!'


This morning I feel like he could really do it. That makes Thursday a good day.

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02Sep11:19
Coppertone said...

wow, what an unusual way for me to wake up this morning - thinking about Ms.Fits having a bit of a lady fiddle to Latho. Well it seems as though it was for a good cause!

02Sep11:25
Anonymous said...

Mz. Fits, you are awesome. I could not agree more. Oh, Latham!

I cannot wait until September 12th when the Main Man Latham takes on the Lying Rodent live, uncut, and uncensored. Have decided to play fun drinking game during the debate whereby every time the Rodent mentions 'Trust', 'Truth', or any other variation on the theme a drink must be taken. I am hoping this will get me through having to sit through an hour of television starring Ray Martin and the Rodent.

The things we do for Latho.

Carrie
(http://alittledistraction.typepad.com)

02Sep14:20
FXH said...

I really hope you didn't use your other hand to text someone on your mobile. Can you tell me which roads, and at what time, you go to work? I'll adjust my route to avoid you.

02Sep17:25
ms fits said...

Heh. 'Route'.

You rule , FX.

02Sep19:57
MelbLefty said...

Again with the hilarity.

I'm trying to imagine a young conservative lass doing the same listening to JWH. Actually, no, oops, AGH!

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