Reasons you will hate me

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Love the way she criticises lesbians for "wearing op shop clothes" and "not wearing pretty dresses". What a twat - she's not exactly god's gift herself now is she. I haven't seen a pic of you Fits but I'm sure you are far more appealing :)

My attempts at humouress creepy really just came across as creepy creepy. Bugger.

Back to Miranda - I don't think she'd like your new found lesbian feelings of rage towards her.

The hypenated name, the photos with horses, writing of how many lesbians have just stopped "making the effort to relate to men" - could Miranda Hairy-Hanson be performance art? Brilliant satire?

Of course, I fucked up when I though Minty Twat was taking the piss so perhaps I should just shut up. (Yes, please!" - Mankind)

Surely she's not making it up. No-one could be such an unbridled evil genius*.



*Poor taste horse pun intentional.

"humouress" being "humorous"

Fucking fuck fuck. Stupid ridiculous spelling mistakes. I dare say this relates to my recent tuna-binge but that's a whole other story altogether.

Oh, Jess, I thought "humouress" was a groovy new Dorothy Parkeresque word, like "comedienne".

ms fits, no competition - she's very horsy. Actually, mule-like - I like horses too much to slander them so.

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Be sure to save that image (for prosperity) because I am sure Ms A hyphen B will be removing it pretty soon!

Ha! God love you, Clem, for doing a positive spin of my dalliance with illiteracy. Yes, "humouress" was meant to be like "comidienne"! Yes! YES!

The more I read about Miranda, the more I stop finding her amusing and begin seeing her as desperately sad.

The sort of girl who turns passionately Liberal at university so she can get sexed by half-flaccid converservative lads who ask politely if the can try it up the botbot in the heat of the moment, thus proving her worth and helpfully repressing hurtful memories of being rejected by the sexy lefties at schoolies, drinking copious amounts of Strongbow through a straw until she threw up all over her painfully tight but suitably feminine shoes and gently passing out on her hotel's front lawn whilst twiddling her private parts and dreaming of a better day.

Or something. I think I saw it in a movie once.

(please ignore the ridiculous spelling of "comedienne")

Love and licks,

Jess xxx

it seems she has more than just a name in common with miranda devine.
Brainless bints ... make me crazy in my head. i've got an L-word for her - lysergic ...acid and fucking lots of it. either shes on acid or she needs to be. what fucking alternate reality is she living in?
temper temper.

Ms Fits - in a blatant ploy to lesbionically seduce you via the Internet, I offer you this - more photos of Airey-Branson riding her beloved steed.

I can assure you, Jess, she is 100 per cent for real. I have met her and she is even worse in real life.

Am I the only one who thinks her writing style seems to have been heavily influenced by Bridget Jones'? (v. this, v. that)

"drinking copious amounts of Strongbow through a straw until she threw up all over her painfully tight but suitably feminine shoes and gently passing out on her hotel's front lawn whilst twiddling her private parts and dreaming of a better day."

She did exactly that on Derby Day!

http://mirandaaireybranson.blogspot.com/2004/10/pleasant-day-at-races.html#comments

you know the scariest part? she reminds me of my ex-best-friend (ex since the point where she revealed the monstrosity she had become in some (s)wank university. thought education was all about opening people's minds?

That picture of her riding her horse is just about the hottest thing evs.

Holy fucking shit! Its Jay Leno’s twin sister!!!! Hahahahaha!

Indeed no contest Ms Fits, you look like you’d be a crackin’ shag whilst Airy-Branson looks like the type to ride her pony naked just for the pressure on her clitoris.

She’d never make a hot cop.

mmm
horse pun

anyway
i just had to say that i was cleaning up yesterday, and finally found that old edition of the trip magazine, with the botb nudie photo in it!

ms fits's tits!

choice

i have nothing else to say, really

/ brett

Ms Fits seems to have uncovered something here.

I think this is a friend of hers...

http://jaydelovell.blogspot.com/2004/10/whats-wrong-with-being-sexy.html#comments

bridget-jones-ish? exactly - i was thinking she'd make the perfect lesbian love-child of a three-mummy household staffed by bridget jones, bronwyn bishop and enid blyton.

i'm jealous! i want her to be MY nemesis!

Jess - i was with you - i thought she was a fit of pure invention - a double-barrelled, pony-club, Young Liberal expressly designed for your humouressness...

but she does seem quite real... now i just want her to reply...

I saw her first, sjusju. Get your own toffy fucktard.

Yeah, sjusju! Perhaps you could go for that dreamy Andrew Bolt? I hear that he's the dreamboat of choice for toffy fucktards. He's like, their God or something! Yes!

By the way, this has been my fave Miranda uncovering so far... via the always sultry but saucily silent Fop.

http://rocknerd.org/~Ben/journal/353

How about this site?

http://alexlew.blogspot.com/2004/11/michael-danby-points-his-angry-finger.html#comments

This is just one of the gems written on this 'online magazine', whose contributors include MA-B. (Even writing out her name makes me feel ill...)

And the really funny thing is that on her website she claims that people have called her a slut... who would touch that ugly bitch with a barge pole???

Her email address is m_aireyb@hotmail.com - feel free to email and let her know what you think!!!

Dammit, I should have brought back that blue-bottle jellyfish. They make excellent face huggers. Or maybe horsey girl has already experienced this?


On another topic, Ms Fits, you met my buddy Mallrat. Doncha reckon if Mallrat was blonde, she'd look just like Paris Hilton? Go with me on this one.

Conservative girls are so unattractive.

Book Book, Airey Fairy's pal Jayde has EXCELLENT taste in music, too: "Anything Rock - especially Aussie rock. Powderfinger, Jet, Something for Kate, Pete Murray, Gavin Degraw, Shannon Noll"

Isn't liking SFK *and* Pete Murray something of a tautology?

Heh, 'Airey Fairy,' I love it.
Oh god, when she finds out about all this she's gonna be RAGING.

looks like aiery fairy's blogger account has been taken down =)

Never fear. I saved copies of her archives this arvo. (there was only a month's worth). And the Alex Lew blog is still there.

Jellyfish - Oh, she knows by now :)

You've met her? Ms Fits and I would like arrange a "play date" if that's at all possible? (see earlier comments)

My goodness, she IS hideous.

She goes off at "dykes" who can't get a man when she herself probably needs a half pack of ro-ey in order to do so.

She'd be hotter if she had those really spaced apart eyes showing off her wide and voluptuous forehead.

Poor lass, really

I dont know her, but is there an institute where you learn to have opinions about people, like hmmmm LESBIANS! and you think they need to get a man only, or they are lazy or both.

I mean, lets say I go to a party. OK, ja thats good. I love ones where someone has the chai going, the couch is full of cuddlepuddlefreaks and there is little alcohol, but pashing aplenty. Me happy.

Say, a pahrti that has people saying how lesbians are slags who need to dress up well, and btw before I forget, how is that investment property, and I got an interview, informal of course, with Malcolm Turnbull's Merchant Bank, looks to be a shoein etc.
No chai. Yep, no chai. Thats a dissapointment in itself, but no matter. But really, no chai.
The dress sense, is like, fuck, when did these people last draw something coz its fun, and use coloured pencils.....when they were 3! Been a long time between Faber-Castells.
Lots of pretensiously. Nice when you are young, but the same party with people in the same roles, but in your 40s consist of them talking about how fucked their body is healthwise. Now, THAT is the road they are going down.

The way I reckon I tell if someone is freakin beautiful, is if I imagine that their nice-nothing-outta-place hair is full of dreads & they have an Earth First t-shirt on, or something. I dunno. So I reckon she'd be a 7/10. Not bad.

Bad politics makes someone less attractive, I think she falls into that one. Lick a labia and even my best friend Igor is a hunkaspunk

My holistic 2¢ worth, rounded up to 5¢ coz thats the lore.

Actually, while I think about it, I'd fcuk anybody who can recite Greens policies with erotica voices. Does that make sense? Maybe if they put those 70cm humans from Flores together & gave them a modem, they could download Bob Brown's brain, and say the word glok and I would be licking their flexor digitorom brevis that inserts at the calcaneus - I think, better check that one up. I'm no expert yet.

Her layout skills are shit too. Whatever you think of her political views, you have to admit that the Right Wing people in charge of Farrago have turned it from a proper magazine into something that looks like a primary school assignment.

Bigger pictures for the MAB obsessed:

"Me and Pictures" "Before Singapore"

I'm confused. Which one's Miranda?

Before Singapore - that's a lot better than the horse pic

Politically correct bastards. Oh Armaggedon! Someone critises lesbians in this perfect world, where having an opinion is blasphemy. Fuck you all. Miranda can say anything she likes. She is right after all. Let me ask all of you a question, when did you get this kind of publicity? That's about right, never. And riding horses? At least she's not riding another shiela ey...

She seems to be getting so much publicity now she has had to close her blogs down.
Hey Anonymous,
If one is fucking oneself surley one could not be a bastards as you claim. I know myself and if told by you to go fuck myself I would know myself.