Hott New Detention Diet.
This in today's Age; front page story about asylum seekers reunited.
'The clean-shaven father was also surprised - by the loss of weight of his wife Shima, whom he had not seen since he fled the Taliban in Afghanistan in 1999. The lost kilos were the product of living a surreal and fraught existence in Jakarta while waiting for permission to join her husband in Melbourne.'
So that's good news for all of those women out there looking to shed a few extra kilos - flee an oppressive regime, get your fat arse on a leaky boat, sweat in terror as you stay locked up for four years angling to be hooked up with the hubs, tie yourself up in knots waiting for the Australian government to let you into the country and wow! Won't you be a svelte little number as you try to pick up the pieces of your shattered existence and begin your new life in a completely foreign land? Not to mention the envy of all your burqa'd friends! Vavoom!
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