How to get my attention.
Not that I would normally post about something as mindless as spam (once Danny Katz has had a crack, the funny's all been kind of milked out by his genius), but the subject heading for one I got this morning tickled me in all sorts of hard to reach places.
From: Eddy Britton <%FROM_USER@topcu.com>
Organization: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4522.1200
Reply to: Eddy Britton <%FROM_USER@topcu.com>
Date: Friday, 27 August 2004 9:03 AM
To: Marcos
Subject: schedualed meeting on the 3th
Now I am, as you all well know, a quite important and high-up television person. I pay attention to business emails and return them accordingly - even if they're addressed to someone called 'Marcos'. Somehow, though, I feel that if the mis-spelling of 'scheduled' didn't provoke my attention, then the potential date for our meeting might have. I am very on the ball, as my co-horts would attest.
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You find Danny Katz funny?
You smokin ' crack, girl.
That reminds me of a meeting I had on the 5nd of June. It had to be re-shcaduiled to the 6st, because the guy running it didn't turn up (when we all knew he should have been the 1rd one there).
Bevis, you have transgressed the unwritten law of this blog by being funnier than me in a comment. Please cease at once.
My humblest apologies, Ms Fits. In truth, I thought I was merely stretching the friendship by using the same gag you used, but dressing it up in fancy shoes and telling it to "Dance, dammit! Dance!"
I really didn't think my lack of originality showed wit; rather, I felt it demonstrated my distinct lack of thinking-for-your-own-bloody-self-ya-poof, as my dear, departed grandfather used to put it (in love).
I'm the 1th to admit when I have crossed the line. Cease I shall.
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