Reasons you will hate me

Heh, now you have to be up when I am...

Where's this published?

The Courier Mail and the Herald Sun 'gossip page'. That's right, I'm getting it out there.

Just get on Spicks and Specks & taunt him a bit

THAT'S THE PLAN.

crickey then it's looking quite possible at this stage

“Little” boyfriend. A word all boyfriends love to hear in public.

Always attractive when a fan has heat for you, I prefer when they chest flash me first, I strongly advise this. The H man may have doe eyes for you already toots.

I have observed another that has something for your ideas, and possibly your pigtails and charm. Their man writings definitely reflect reading this blog. The confirming 3rd act borrowing one of the current year’s titles.

I don't know who anyone mentioned in this blog-post is. Should I be proud or ashamed of that?

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,23034135-7642,00.html is the link...

don't they only have comedians or musicians as guests on spicks and specks?

which one are you?

just sayin'

Both.


*takes up piano lessons*


*cracks above-par knock-knock joke*

Thanks to Anthony for putting the link up. When I first read the quote out of context, I thought it was
from that Megan Gale. Hamish and Andy and Megan: now there's a threesome I don't want to see.

crumpet?

Jesus Criminny, you're "on-air rivals" with both Sonia Kruger and Jackie O. Do you think they're aware of your contrasting opinions of them? Maybe you and Kruges should conspire on something that'll make Sandilands explode and take out O as well. Just saying.

'Thinking man's crumpet,' eh?

I always imagined you dripping with hot butter.

Great to hear you having fun in the morning.

You already have a boyfriend, greedyguts! Leave Hamish for the single ladiez (prime case in point: me).

Won't it be awkward sitting across from the woman you've, I don't wanto say it but more or less 'replaced'?

I don't think it will be awkward, given Myf left of her own free will. Of course it will be awkward sitting across from Adam Hills, you know, because...you know.

Should you make Spicks, have all the Hamish you desire. I'll take the dreamy Adam, with cream and a cherry, thanks very much...

Oh noooooo, Ms Fits, Hamish is mine! That ruffly hair, those teeth, that guilty-yet-proud twinkle in his eye, like a schoolboy who's been sprung with a naughty magazine... I've been lusting for ages!

Please don't take him just because you can!
[Dons Dolly Parton wig, sings "Joelene"]

Ms Fits, please can I ask an impertinent question about your first name? I'd assumed (based on nothing at all, really) that the last "e" was pronounced. Not a long vowel (rhymes with "freaky"...) -- just a short one, like in "Rebecca". Now you're on the radio, I find I've been mispronouncing it all this time.

But I like my pronunciation better! So, my impertinent question is -- if I asked nicely, would you consider changing it?

Oh! I like that dress. Where's it from?

(this should worry you because I was raving about pantaloons not so long ago)

The Pronunciator, I thought so too! I thought she pronounced it the way the Dutch do.

Maybe her parents only ever saw it written down and assumed the "e" was silent?

I know enough Cres-ee-das and Anti-go-nees to know this is not an uncommon problem.

Ah, just another example of The Courier Mail failing to understand a 'tounge in cheek' comment,

or failing to understand anything that is funny in a clever kind of way. Not funny in a ha ha ha, someone just got hurt or has a dog wearing clothing kind of way.

And always nice to have a mention of your Grandad.








dickheads.

Have you taken to day time Lady Fits kips?,now that you rise like a farmer

that's all a bit desperate isn't it?

I mean I know you wear your annoying characteristics as a badge of honour and for that I do salute you...but publicly begging to be asked onto a TV show....

why do you want to be famous? no seriously...why?

oh surprised, please do lighten up...

...and anyway, Surprised, getting on Spics & Specs isn't about being famous -- it's about getting a shag (or at least maybe a blush) from young Hamish. You coudn't ask for a nobler reason than that, surely?

I'm baffled. I have to start waking up earlier and listening to the radio obviously!

it's spicks and specks people.

but he's 12!

cute and funny yes... but goes out with the equivalent of a grid girl.

who is his girlfriend???

I have long been a fan of H.Blake. Remember the 'Almost Tuesday Show' anyone? My affections for him went up to dizzying heights but these days has been reduced to a mild appreciation, mainly due to his substantial increase in popularity. So often you'll fall in love with a person, a band, bar or a restaurant only to be trampled over by Johnny-come-lately bringing up the rear. I'm all for sharing the love in small circles, but not with Fad-boy or Trend-girl who will descend upon my particular affection and tear off chunks and hand it directly to some publicity agent to chew on. I heartily congratulate Blake for what he has achieved, but I don't want what the public has already dined out on countless times before. I'm no talent scout, but I do find my heart is broken by mob-mentality quite often.

an ex-'neighbours for a nano-second' actor.

blonde but nice

been together for about four years

i dont know why i know this when I can't remember what i did last tuesday

two words

google images

Rose, does that mean you'll be discarding Ms Fits soon? Ms Fits, if you want to keep Rose, you better hope your ratings don't get too high!

I know how you feel, but... isn't there a touch of teenage snobbery about dumping something just 'cause it's no longer an exclusive little secret? Do you like things because they're good, or because it's hip to be obscure? To quote someone earlier... just sayin'!

no...it's hip to be square

So people here are really more interested in swooning Hame-way than in the prospect of inter-wireless scrag fights? I'm clearly in the wrong place.

Let's put it this way, I don't think Hamish is less talented than he was around 4-5 years ago. (Sadly I think Andy Lee is..) However! It is excrutiating torture when some plod informs me that I should listen to 'Hamish & Andy' because they are the best new talent going around and have I heard of this new group called Snow Patrol? I don't deliberately set out to like obscure things, but I find them here and there and I bask in their cult status for a while. Ms Fits I suspect is well known to Melbournians, particularly in the Green Guide, so I'll let her through to the keeper! (Though for the record many of my friends who listen to JJJ were baffled at who she was).

Weekly column in capital city newspaper; Syndicated pieces in same publisher's papers; Writer of cult hit TV series; Regular guest on nationally broadcast TV series; National radio program every weekday morning;

If that's not already famous, colour me surprised.

Oh, and one other thing, your great aunt was probably better known to 90% of Australians who watched TV or listened to the radio in the 1970s, and yet they always go for the Frank reference.

I reckon you're a lot more Maryesque, personally. Shame swearing on TV doesn't get the notoriety it once did, eh?

The great aunt was brilliant... scatty... but brilliant, the Frank reference was for the intellectuals ( in the 70's, those who would/could read).

This is all very well and good but I fear we are forgetting more important current events

What about THOSE sideburns?

The Frank reference is also for people who watch TV. It was the highest rating series of it's time when it was aired. It was still rating well on the third repeat, apparently. Bloody lefties.

cult hit TV series?

Kudos to fits for getting anything vaguely interesting up on Australian telly... but I think the cult hit tv bit doth go too far.
I think Fits would even agree.

I don't reckon Ms Fits is too concerned about being constantly referenced by her Grandfather.

God knows i wouldn't!

The thinking PERSON's crumpet thanks. Thee are a few ladies that dig the Ms Fits too...

I hate crumpets!

but I like you Fits

I'm with you on that one Alex. Although I don't wish to scare Ms Fits...I am happily settled.

Dickheads, huh? How can quoting someone directly without commenting on the value of that quote be regarded as lacking humour? Dare say let the words speak for themselves. Read funny to me, which I gather was the intention of the person uttering them.

hmmm, this working nights thing makes it nigh on impossible for me to be awake at such a ridiculous hour. I hope it's all going well for you Fits

I also have a craving for crumpets now!

I didn't think there was a lower limit on culthood, and there is a reasonable number of viewers who wanted more LMS, and even bought the DVD.

It was either that or "Award winning children's TV writer" but the cult reference sounded cooler.

Huh?

Ms Fits, you do amuse me so.

Pah. I'm stupefied.

Annon. - looks ok when you read it on the web. If you had been reading the entire paper and come across it, you would realise that there is NO WAY that the person who wrote it meant it to be funny.

NO WAY.

It was of course highly amusing to the Ms Fits fans and readers of the blog - and to those who have a certain sense of humour - but the journalist would have written it to be an annoying little twerp - and to have a dig at anyone who is associated with JJJ.

(which is still associated in Qld with the ABC and therefore all about fancy book learnin')

If you really want some entertainment, buy the Sunday Mail from Qld next Sunday and play 'spot the relevant and current news stories amid the ads, second rate ripped off celeb stories and funny stories about bottoms and kids getting hit with swings."

I do.

Definitely a fabulous frock there !

Yep, you look good.

Fwooar.

If H isn't in serious negotiations right now with his current partner re some kind of arrangement, i'd be very surprised!

What's the next step? Herald Sun, New Weekly and then the World.

I would just like to offer a few humble words of encouragement to Ms Fits in her quest to attract the attention of Mr Blake. Throughout history (OK, I exaggerate!), even the hardest-hearted and most cynical of men and women have had their curiosity piqued by creative attempts to woo them. From that American dude who made a website to track down this girl he met on the subway (google 'nygirlofmydreams'), to Andrew Hansen's attempt at using song to pick up one of the Veronicas on an old episode of The Chaser, hope is given to anyone who has ever wanted someone they couldn't have. :)

Hammis's girlfriends name is Anna Jennings-Edquist shes a law student as well as a actor in neighbours and there movieing in together aparently

I loved that interplay of the Liberals, can you get it in a neighbour's script for me, God only knows that is challenging stuff? BTW, are you that 45 yo bird with the 13 year old girl pigtails? Mate, it aint an analogy, its an old bag holdin on!