How to have a Pash Party (TM).
What you will need:
- Alcohol. Preferably tequila.
- Loud venue with distracting crowd noise.
- Hot friends.
- An understanding and equally adventurous partner.
- A camera. Any kind will do.
- Did I mention alcohol?
- A tongue.
Step 1:
Start talking up 'this hot new craze', Pash Party(TM). Act like it's the latest and greatest amongst the coolsie kids. Appear surprised when people say they've never heard of it.
Step 2:
Bring out camera. Yell 'PASH PARTY!'(TM) loudly and ask someone to take a photo of you pashing the nearest girl or boy.
Mm. Is it getting hot in here?
Step 3:
Flash! You've just been photographed sticking your tongue in someone's mouth. Watch nearby interest become piqued. Gracious, that certainly looked like a spot of fun.
Step 4:
Repeat Step 2. In fact, keep repeating Step 2 until others catch on and take it upon themselves to start pash partying.
The craze that's totally sweeping the nation. Youth of today, we salute you!
Step 5:
If all else fails, determinedly march up to onlookers with camera in hand. Yell 'PASH PARTY!'(TM) at the top of your lungs, invade their personal space, and glare at them expectantly. If they fail to perform for you they are clearly prudes you should cull from your Christmas Card list at once.
Yes, starting a pash party(TM) is this easy. And way more fun even than school camp! Tell your friends, tell your neighbours!
Oh, but...
Remember!
- No getting jealous. If you're allowed to have a guilt-free five-way tongue-kiss, like so:
...then your partner is allowed to do the same.
- The camera is a necessity. Trust me. Simply yelling 'PASH PARTY!'(TM) at people and trying to ram your tongue in their mouth just doesn't work for some ungodly reason. The camera acts as a buffer. Utilise it.
- I'm sure it's physically possible to have a sober Pash Party (TM). I am just yet to try it.
- Do you think I make this stuff up?
947 days til the next election.
Comments
*loves, laughs, vomits*
my tongue feels funny. and kind of slutty.
Good storylines, great Talent, interesting set, but the camera work lets it down. Im thinking borrow a DP, grip and gaffer from the show next time and see you on My Restaurant Rules: Adults Only edition...
omg! i so just caught on to who's pashing who in that second shot. stolz is going to want to rip your tounge out and keep it as a momento. for real.
you kids! crazy!
i love not drinking... my liver feels so good right now
upon re-examination it's the third shot.
Hey anonymous, the camera is merely an excuse to get your pash on. It's role is as the ice breaker, "hey, let's pash, it'll make a funny photo". The quality of the shots is also somewhat hindered by the drunken state of the photographer.
TM, Trade mark? No way. I patented the idea in 1988. You will cease and desist using this trademark forewith or expect a very nasty letter from my lawyer.
Prove it, Anon. I want some hotness late 80's pash party photos. Stat.
It all sounds very pervy. I, for one, am shocked and appalled.
"The camera is a necessity. Trust me." I wish I could believe that!
*rocks in the foetal position*
so
so
jealous
How much vodka do you have to drink do you think before you kill this little fellow: Herpes Simplex ?
I pashed some fellow at sleaze once and got somethign nasty growing on my lip
It looks like they were following a dyslexic version of "treatments prescribed in email" section (of link) as a preventative Anon: "Keep the affected area dry and apply rubbing alcohol to the area after showers or exposure to moisture."
They were: Keep Applying alcohol, rubbing and exposure to moisture, of the affected area.
I don't think I've ever been at a dinner where that's happened.
Ever. Even, for example, last Tuesday.
Extraordinary!
Must be a new thing.
Man... you come to Sydney the weekend I head to Melbourne. And I was *this* close to posting here and seeing if you wanted to come to the Red Bull party. But you were snogging dan brodie. You win.
Dan Brodie was there? How come I didn't pash HIM???
Lefty, I think you are missing ingredient number 4 - "An understanding and equally adventurous partner."
Kind of important if you're getting married soon, I'd say.
hooray! it's my birthday party on Saturday and now i have a new theme. fanx.
Xx
*makes note*
Order tequila, not wine.
tequila,
tequila...
Now that you've photoblogged this will you be doing the same for your next hot lesbian fingerbang?
Excuse you sir, but "hot lesbian fingerbang" is not appropriate language when ladies are present.
Don't think you need a trademark - its all terribly reminiscent of Big Brother 2nd series.
im 13. i tried it. two thumbs up.
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