I am going to Hell in a handbasket.
This is Bob Ellis.
I just posted a picture of my fucking dog. And she's wearing a waistcoat. Jesus fucking christ.
I will now take myself downstairs and beat the shit out of myself for becoming one of those girls I loathe. Then I will proceed to apply some eye make-up and talk about boys.
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Can I join in the devolution by just saying... "AWWW! BOB EEEEELLLLIIIISSSS!!!" Just like Charlotte on SATC last night.
That is ridiculously cute. Ridiculously!
Erm, the repeated "ridiculously" bit is meant to emphasise the cuteness, not the ridiculousness.
God, and now I'm back commenting on comments. Do you find me alluring or simply spastical?
Anyone who starts talking in a baby voice gets a nipple tweak.
I'd really ,desperately, like the nipple tweak, but would rather not have to put on the baby voice.
also, i would rather pash your dog than the real bob ellis, who doesn't really lubricate my squeaking shoping trolley wheel.
Ms fits, I'm more disappointed that you called that photograph "Ruff Day at the Office".
You giggled after you thought of that, didn't you?
Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
hahahahaha
Nothing wrong with being a dog person, Ms Fits. We're very special*.
Am I mistaken, or is Bob Ellis a Staffordshire Bull Terrier? I have a very soft spot for Staffies. They are precious little angels and Bob Ellis is ADORABLE. Puppy!
* By special I mean, of course, totally deranged and incomprehensible to Non-Dog People.
To paraphrase Bill Clinton, I. Did. Not. Name. That. Photograph.
The person responsible is a punning fool who should be stopped at all costs.
criminal, you forgot to delete your post. now the whole world knows that your stalker posts were inctredibly innocuous.
Hehehe, I did forget. Ah well, this criminal knows when he has done wrong.
I shall show only respect from now on.
at least your pet doesn't have a blog.
She's adorable. Aren't you Bob Ellis, ay? Aren't you? You're. Tho. Cute!
She looks like you had to drug her to get her to wear that waistcoat though. Or is that just dejection and embarrassment at her owner's tragedy?
Bob is gorgeous! Why is Benny Watkins name on the board next to your girl?
is Bob Ellis a Rhodesian Ridgeback?
Bob Ellis is a Staffy. And yes, I drugged her to get her into that waistcoat.
Then I drugged myself. We had quite the time of it.
Her facial expression tells me... "This colour was a mistake. fuschia blends with my natural tone much better"
But then... Wouldn't Bob Ellis be thinking something erudite rather than worrying about fashion?
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