I am going to the country today...
...for my never-ending birthday. I am going to an ex-Ukranian scout camp to stay in a dorm and sing songs around the fire. When I go to sleep in a room full of people I will pretend I am on Big Brother. Hopefully someone will wake up like this.
859 days til the next election.
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have a super time, mon petit fleur.
i will be there is spirit.
no really, i have hired a sharman (?) to transport my ethereal being there even though my physical self must stay behind in sydney.
i'll be the one rattling chains and moaning loudly in the dead of night.
As if you won't be receiving phone calls every five minutes anyway, Nadsybear. I'll put you on loudspeaker, and maybe attach mini-jugs to my mobile.
Hopefully you won't be the only one moaning loudly in the dead of night.
*packs night vision goggles*
Happy Birthday Ms Fits. Hope you have a ripsnorting time.
*Takes out shares in Ansell*
Hey, I'm a freelance writer in london and i'm putting together a story on women bloggers for an australian magazine, i was wondering if you have an email address i could contact you on? i'd love to talk to you. you can mail me on monique@atticmedianetwork.com
xx
Dear Monique,
That sounds great !... I'm sure Missy will have lots to say after her little break. Meantime all her friends here are available for quotes. To further your research maybe you should ask those who know her best for some decandent material that may inspire the most hilarious answers. By the way ..is your client magazine Marie Claire..? and do you need local colour because of the syndication obligations laid down by your commissioning editor.?
No worries Monique, its all good.
Ask away !
Ps.the best lady blogger Down Under at the moment is a young lady who once met our Prime Minister at a young Liberal convention. No names - its a small club- but I'll send her link directly to you.
toodle pip,
Bobby Bernstein
never mind the blogging, thats njust foreplay. The coming weeks are all about LMS baby.L to M to the fucking S.
happy swanning about Fitsy,
t-r.
PS I am camping up Healeseville way. If you see a bloke with a chick complaning about the weather, best leave me the fuck alone.
Darling, have a good one. Sorry I couldn't make it. Pash someone on the buttocks for me.
Agent xoxo
About that photo ms Fits; that is a young liberal dreaming about amanda vanstone for sure.
Who said Channel 7 had a slack publicity department?.
You're very brave with the hints, Ms Fits... ;-)
Love the pic in the paper that is broad but in the section that is not.
Demure, knees together, Mona lisa smile with just a hint of boozie.
Is Clementine your new publicist/stylist?
Happy 1st Anniversary, Fitsy.
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