Reasons you will hate me

I can't believe you blogged about that. Probably best to leave Saturdays post free.

I vidied the list of companies he had/s shares in on the telly this morning and at least one of them was a flagrant conflict of interest.

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Thanks for another piece of entertainment. I love your work, it keeps me entertained most days.

I have sent many a friend to your blog.

From reading others' comments regarding your supposedly illustrious appearances on the First Tuesday Puff Piece, I decided to check it out finally, and watched some back episodes.

My observations:

1. Malcolm Turnbull is way more articulate than you.

2. Lose. The. Flower.

3. On tv, you seem like a quiet middle aged lady who mumbles her words a bit and manages to say stuff without actually saying anything. No-one would suspect you are a flippant empty headed foul mouthed fascist leftie.

"... way more articulate than you"
Well you certainly show a certain literary flair yourself Dorian. My observations:
1) You're a fuckwit
2) "fascist leftie" - I know it's been a big thing in your political parts to try to throw Hitler et al to the other side of the park but the historical evidence just doesn't back you up there sunshine.
3) You're not even worth a third point.

actually, I would agree that the Left of today show more of a predilection for fascism - telling everyone how to think and act, as well as the proud boast from none other than the blogstress of this site that she could never be friends with someone who thinks differently to her.

I don't think that sort of thing is really the exclusive preserve of the left. The juvenile cant regarding "appeasers", "traitors" & "defeatists" over a certain foreign incident springs to mind. I also think that if you check back through Fits' previous posts you're exaggerating her position on friendships somewhat (though if you were representative of all on the other side of the political fence I wouldn't really blame anyone for being picky). Again, evidence doesn't seem to be a strongpoint for you brave warriors team does it?

"you brave warriors team"
Whereas grammar & proof reading seems to be a major problem for me.

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Frau Fitz;

Seems the Stassi are suggesting fascist inclinations...thankfully our everlovin' coconut J.H. hasn't been for a couple more terms or that would be enough to convict.

And the vitriol from such objectionable pragmatists! I thought they claimed that was the domaine of the left.

Fee Fi Fo [and] Fum... smelling the [something] of a neolibrial scum.

Maybe this is [and happy trists at the beach] are the reason you don't post on Saturdays.

Seems like it is a tough crowd who comments on Saturday posts... but bring them on I say...And I loved it.

Fits a foul-mothed fascist leftie? Haven't these rightie trolls learned anything from their favorite newspaper, the Herald Sun? You. Must. Alliterate. When Labelling people. Foul-mouthed fascist flibertygibbet would have fitted the aimed-for style much better.

Keep the flower darl. You look lover-ly

I've read this post a couple of times since Saturday, and it has made me laugh quite a lot each time.

Maybe it's Bill Murray's fantasticallly malleable face. Or the fact that Howard is fucked. Either way.

Dear Fits,

Saturday's post had both the hubby and I chortling with delight!

As did the footage of the coconut being shepherded out of the back of a smouldering Hercules in Iraq the other day.

Shame it wasn't at 40,000 feet at the time.

:)

only elites "chortle"

everyone else just laughs

Sounds like you're used to that response anon.

And it's not at all sus...[not even a little bit} that the camera crew got out in time to set up and film him leaving the plane surrounded by a bodyguard [BEING THE IMPORTANT MAN HE IS WHAT, WITH FIGHTING TERRORISM AND ALL]

According to Crikey, they had time to get set up for two separate camera angles, which was probably why the other passengers were able to collect their luggage in time for the emergency evacuation.

http://www.crikey.com.au/Politics/20070319-Howards-C-130-dash-all-the-angles.html

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Was I the only one who noticed the coconut almost sprinting off the Hercules tailgate while his security detail and other personnel were just casually strolling off the aircraft?

Chortles,
Guffaws,
Snikering,
Chuckling, even

Have they any idea what actually was wrong with the plane?...I'd like to think it was outsourced maintinance.