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I know she's rushing to be by her sister's side and all, but it just made me think again...




WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?

872 days til the next election.

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21May16:49
Fop said...

Dear Ms Fits,

Now, stop this! Dannii is very beautiful and we love her like our mothers.

Best
Fop
xx

21May18:25
shlinki said...

i don't know about that, fop. i love my mother very much, and if she had clones i would most probably love them, too. but danni? no. she's not quite right.

21May21:31
Anonymous said...

She's always been a giant dildo.

21May22:06

and if those breasts are post-implant, I'd be seriously asking for my money back

21May22:07

And just as I typed that, someone on the TV said "they've just sagged tonight".

Spooky.

22May10:34
thr said...

I think when she had the tits done it kinda pulled the all her skin in. It's a theory of mine that Danni's tits are actually the centre of the universe and everything is slowly being drawn towards them- her face and my eyes esp.

22May12:10
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22May15:52
Burnt Karma said...

Anonymous, piss off. This post is about Danni Minogue, not Guy Sebastian, so stop trying to hijack the subject.

Too true Fits, how many of us privately thought, "Bet Danni wishes it were her."

I know, I'm going straight to hell.

22May19:49
harry said...

It's just what happens when you go to the Dark Side.

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