"I think people don't understand that I am probably two foot shorter than Jennifer Hawkins and double her body weight, so it's been a very unusual result."
Not that I don't love an empowered bloodnut, but this is slightly odd...
'A bewildered and amused Deputy Prime Minister Julia Gillard says a poll naming her as Australia's second most sexiest woman is "very unusual".
Model Jennifer Hawkins - a former Miss Universe - topped the poll of Ralph magazine readers.'
Hawkins? Wtf? When was the last time she released an workplace relations policy worth listening to? Honestly. Voters of Ralph, get your fucking priorities in order. Unless that bitchin' bod in a bikini can roll out come-on lines like 'The prevailing mood of insecurity is an understandable community response to the swirling winds of change which threaten to blow us to unknowable destinations', then you best just be tucking that erection away for the time being.
Coming soon - your February Julie Bishop centerfold! 'Capacities for lifelong learning will be absolutely vital for a dynamic, quality and spirited civilisation and culture,' purrs the half-dressed minx in an exclusively erotic interview!!!
p.s. Is Gillard totally channelling the spirit of Jodie Foster in that photo? Just asking.
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She has some sexy,I think her words are a whipcrack of excitement
I'd like to see the shot of Agent Starling in a Ralph singlet,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarice_Starling
I've been searching for that comparison for MONTHS.
I'll say.
Actually, scratch that. For Ralph, I'm sure that's par for the grammatical course.
But check this...
"I would simply agree that Jennifer is a very attractive woman."
You can tell that inside she's actually furious she didn't get first.
http://www.the-cats-meow.com/images/smile1.jpg
Although the thought of an erotic spread of Julie Bishop helps.
Talking of eyes, Julia is the original "spanner eyes", everytime she looks at you, your nuts tighten.
I would like to put in a vote for Tanya Plibersek for 'most sexiest' female politician. Seeing her on election night with stars in her eyes watching Big Kevs victory speech was strangely arousing :)
You know what they say: rusty roof, smelly cellar.
Inclusion of an editorial [sic] would suffice to alleviate my concerns about the spread of such poor use of language. Assuming people know that it's not comentary about how good a decision the editor thinks it is...
PS: the ugliest, smelliest thing here is the gutter sniping dribble fron the gutless Anonymous.
I think Bomba was responding to the *combination* of anonimity and abusiveness. Bomba wasn't being ugly, smelly or a dribbling gutter snipe, so is also not gutless.
Unlike yourself, you clever thing. Look at you being clever there. Clever.
PS: Please don't go to my blog and leave any comments. You're a boring cunt.
And you call yourself Christian.
I don't care if that doesn't make sense, it's clever damnit.
did everyone notice that Kevin likes to be surrounded by luscious lovelies whenever he's at the podium. How many times did he have Nicola on one side, and Julia on the other, both gazing Very Intently at him as he spake thusly!!
part of his "NewD-irection" platform, i think
;->
Blog?
There are five posts.
Maybe write a little more before you start soliciting visitors? Just saying.
JULIA G IS HOT.
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