I was wrong.
And I'm not afraid to admit it.
Andrew Bolt is a blogging genius. .
Fav music: Wagner, Pantera and Eartha Kitt.
I bow down before you, truly humbled.
xx
And I'm not afraid to admit it.
Andrew Bolt is a blogging genius. .
Fav music: Wagner, Pantera and Eartha Kitt.
I bow down before you, truly humbled.
xx
Comments
If I were an uncouth foul-mouthed Soviet like yourself, right now I'd totally be saying "Fits, you is my BITCH! Worship me and my Bolty-cocky-goodness!"
As it happens, I care not for your accolades, nor the accolades of any pot-smoking morally bankrupt burlesque-visiting lesbians.
I only hope that any of your readers who visit my new blog will see the error of their ways and turn their back on elitists such as yourself before you inevitably push them - and this fine nation - into the abyss of despair.
Well, I wasn't taken in by that spoof ('scuse my french) Bolt blog.
It's got that sneaky Piers Ackerman's dabs all over it.
Shame Piers, shame.
Move to France, you silly old codger - you're getting soft in the head!
Ackerman could only dream of writing as wonderfully and passionately as I do.
"turn their back on elitists such as yourself before you inevitably push them - and this fine nation - into the abyss of despair"
Ooo Mr Bolt. Youre being very abstract. The whole nation into despair? What ... Lightning Ridge, Oodnadatta & A1 Mine Settlement? Strong bastions of Patriotic UnUnAustralians they are. But youve forgotten about Zetland!
I was in an abyss of despair the other day. There was this huge Huntsman in our room. Now obviously, they dont bite. Well, they do, but generally harmless to humans. The poor thing. Well, anyway, I had to get it out of the room or someone has a shriek. So I encouraged it to leave. It didnt want to go. So I had to in the end, push it out.
It sat there on the sill, lost.
My despair was nothing compared to Huntsman psychological torture that was engulfing its very being.
THATS AN ABYSS Mr Bolt. Tell me about yours. The more sexual it is, the more I think all of us will keep reading. You do well writing for those who read your patriotic rag for the Sports secting mainly. They matter.
So do you. Youre important. You just are. So there. Now tell me about your abyss
His abyss? He's named the blog after it.
Be funny if he really started a blog. Although it would cut into his 24 hour cranky email service.
He'd need the mob that screen commenters for Tim Blair...or even bigger bastards...
Has anyone thought to send Bolt a pandagate t-shirt?
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