Reasons you will hate me

mmm deathshit. niceone.

I think his Bio says it all:
http://www.leeharding.com.au/biography/home.do

Genius, LRB. Utter genius.

you sounded cute+tired this morning

Pretty vacant?

Sorry, that's another Sex Pistols song.

Here's wishing...

But the only people who like Lee Harding are teeny boppers who also don't know any of the above. So they don't care ahhahahhahhsdhsajkdh they love Lee hdgdakgdhahe omg i wanna sex0r him fehjwurgy42rh That andrew g is soooooooo ghey how could he not like, believe in lee's supreme talents?!?! oMgggggggg

On the Misfits, "I don't even know them."

What the fuckers? How can you not know who the Misfits are if you're "Punk."

This is what our world has come to. Posers! Hipster Emo Posers! I hope the dude gets an infection from his piercings. That's if they're even fucking real.

I'll be thinking of this dude on Saturday night at the Green Day concert. Despite the fact that he did one of their songs, if you asked him about them, he'd probably say, "I don't even know them."

Fuckknuckle!!!

I can't stand this type of shit. It's an affront to anyone who genuinely loves music. Fuck fuck fuck you Lee.

It's about fucking time Fits. I have been screaming internally for this kind of reality check for fuckwit Lee for ages, but couldn't be bothered giving him anytime myself...

I think if he'd just been a bit quicker on his feet, then the Misfits t-shirt incident could have been more like this:
G-Man "So, you like the Misfits?"
Lee- "I don't even know them... but her blog is fucking ace!"
G-man "Who?"
Lee- "You are actually telling me you have no idea about Ms Fits?"
G-man "No idea at all! Surely it's the band the Misfits, not Mzzz Fits? THE SPELLING IS ALL WRONG!"
Lee- "IT'S ARTISTIC LICENSE DICK SNAP!! You have seconds to live muther fukker!!"
G-man "Arrrghhhhhhhh!"

Um, so who is he?

I nearly spat out my beer when just reading the hun s(hit) section just now. And why the fuck did cuntameron adams let him off the fucking hook so easily. The sad thing is he will prolly be backstage at the green day concert geting his corporate little cock sucked. BAH!

*takes off misfits tshirt*

*feels naked*

*sends photo to ms fits*

I know as a teacher I should try and make students feel special and all, but when they express their "love" of Lee Tryharding I can't help but bring them down.
This is my preferred method:
"Oh really, you like men in make up?"
Teenage boys DON'T like men in make up and suddenly confused as to why this "man" they saw on the television last night singing eye of the tiger has gone from being super tuff punk arse to make up pansy.

What happened to your tolerance and acceptance of all others???

I am a walking talking contradiction, anonymous. Love me.

What happened to your tolerance and acceptance of all others???

Even I'd find it hard to tolerate and accept such an offensively untalented cock-weasel as Lee Harding.

That cunt fucked with my Dad's favourite song (Roxanne), and he's pissed off about it. Big time.

Expect thunderbolts and lightening (very very frightening!) at the next outdoor concert Lee performs at. Don't be wearing rubber shoes, motherfucker...

Jesus,
Excuse me your omnipotence, etc. but it is my beleiefe that rubber shoes would INSULATE Mr Harding from said lightning. Unless of course you plan on messing with the laws of physics to smite this SOB.

Now, I understand you may send the mother-of-all-lightning bolts down to smite this unbeleiver, and that might just melt through his shoes, but surely there are no guarantees?

Perhaps something else- like melting him al la Raiders Of The Lost Ark climax scene- that used to give me the heebeegeebees, and frankly would sort out his fans if you like did it on stage.

In case I don't see you again this weeek your worshipfulness- Happy Birthday for the 25th- must suck having your birthday on Xmas- do you get two presents? I know your pain, oh Lord- mine is the next day. Sorry to top you. Again.

thomasr

its for this type of reason that i dont watch television

i hope this guy was embarressed to be himself !!

Vote Thomasr for God.

Forgive my son, he can say the most unintelligent things sometimes.

I often wonder if Mary was telling the truth about him being mine.

Mazeltov for your yom huledet, my crazy Jewish son.

God Bless.

Ahem.

Wasn't I telling Mr Harding not to wear rubber shoes, thus indicating my wish for him to burn like a witch on a stake?

Regardless, everyone knows that the rubber shoe\insulation thing is a myth. I was just being clever. And people say I don't have a sense of humour!

You don't need to crucify me for my comedy. Or anything else for that matter... I'm STILL wearing Band-Aids, you enthusiastic pricks!

And as for you, Dad. I'm disappointed. Why have you abandoned me? AGAIN, I might add. For fucks.

This is god,

Jesus, my son, where in my name are you? You died, then came back to life and not even a postcard.

You will be pleased to know the movie version of Da Vinci Code looks as dumb as the book. (I checked out the preview on the internet)

P.S. You need to make an appearance at St. Paul’s Catholic Church, 1425 East Shelby Drive, Whitehaven, Memphis. Mary was originally set to appear on a piece of toast in New Orleans, but due to the Hurricane, there isn't much toasting going on of late.

Also, I won't be attending your Birthday party. 2005 years old isn't much to celebrate. Plus, I think it's become to commercial. When you were knee high to a grass hopper, people weren't making such a big deal out of the thing. Now, they bring pine trees inside. Moses didn't part the Red Sea for that. Neither did Charlton Heston for that matter.

Tally-Ho!

I came back to life again and then went to Heaven! And you wonder why we have a strained relationship when you've managed to avoid observing my presence in your own home for 2005 years!

Let's take a brief look at where things might have gone wrong for us, Dad.

"Hey Jesus, fancy being born to some shit-poor labourers in the middle of Dullsville?"

No worries. I can handle that.

"Hey Jesus, want to meet some sinful and 'easy' ladies? You can't sleep with 'em, mind you, just fish and talk and stuff. Be their friend. Girls like friends."

Okay. I have urges, but you're my Father. I trust you.

"I think the brother is a little 'that way', just a heads up."

Can I... with him?

"Nope. Nope. Keep it in your pants, son. I need you focused."

Fair enough. So listen, about your will...

"Hey J-Bomb, listen - one of your homies is going to betray you. But don't say anything! You're not supposed to know and it'd spoil the surprise! Just go to dinner, have a good night and try not to think about it too much."

Are you sure, Dad? Cause, you know, if something bad is going to happen, I'd rather... you know... avoid it by just clearing the air.

"No no, nothing to worry about. It's nothing. Seriously."

Okay.

(time passes)

"Oh - shit, mate. Looks like some guys are about to arrest you. Misunderstanding. Trust me. I'll sort you out, I AM God, after all."

Uh-huh. I have faith. Swears.

"So listen, little buddy. Something's gone a bit awry in the plans, I blame the new secretary. Whatever. Anyway, there's a chance they're gonna take you to this hill. I'll try and fix everything before things go too far though..."

Too far? I don't feel so good.

"Just do what they say. I'll step in. You're my son."

Dude, what the hell is with this cross? I have to carry it up that fucken hill? Are you serious? That's gonna kill me!

"More than you know."

Pardon?

"Erm, nothing. See you soon."


Add to ALL THAT the fact you never EVER bothered to get to know my interests outside the obvious stuff with saving the world. Even then it's all "Jesus, appear here... Jesus, make the statue cry blood... Jesus, go mess up Bob Dylan's career for a bit, it'll be piss funny..."

Did you ever give a rats about my rock-paper-scissors tournament successes? I beat Einstein, Beethoven and Stalin last year and you STILL barely acknowledge me when other people are around.

We should stop doing this here, you know. Wanna go and appear to Dr Phil and see what he thinks?

*sound of crickets*

Ok, I'm done pretending to be God. I thought I could be creative, but even I don't know how to react to that.

Jesus, I'm sorry, I'm not really your father. I'm not even your mother. I'm just a mixed up kid in a mixed up world, who wen't a bit power crazy at the idea of being God.

See what happens when you have control of the Senate? You fuck people up, that's what you do. Jesus, please forgive me, and forgive your father.

Amen.

Dear God and Jesus,

I just had to read your little spat three times over (or "thrice", as you might say) - I was laughing so hard.

Incidentally God, do ya reckon you could stop making my life suck so much. Just HOW strong do you want to be, motherfucker?

P.S. Are you guys related to Jesus Rodriguez?

He sang "Eye of the Tiger"?

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAA

Sorry now I never watched the show. 10 second doses of "Try" was all I could handle before the teeth grinding started.

For not naming Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue I sentence him to a career as a D-Grade celebrity.

Wait a minute...

Meanwhile the lyrics on his website are a comedy goldmine.

"She's just like wasabi
Looks like a barbie
Yeah she's too hot for me
She's like a sunami "

Sunami?

"Sipps champagne in Paris"

Sipps?

"Don't need no viagra
Cause all she really wants is to do it with me "

She? Viagra?

"© 2003 Hannan Hannan Rando Graham" have got a lot to answer for. Obviously they sat on this song for two years until a "special" talent came along to sing it.

it sure is easy to offend the Fans of Real Punk Music

Thatz coz were so fucking Punk.

Fuck punk, fans of any genre of music would be offended by how shit the lyrics to that song are.

Song assassinator Lee Harding Oswald is fave cos he's tops and can sing boooootifully.

Ur an idiot he is awesome. So he doesn't no about music as much as the rest of the people. At least he admits it he said that in his article he just loves singing and making ppl happy and that is wat the world needs right now someone who is enthusiatic energtic and not afarid to do his own thing. At least he admits when he doesn't no sumthing unlike some of those peteders out ther

"I know as a teacher I should try and make students feel special and all, but when they express their "love" of Lee Tryharding I can't help but bring them down.
This is my preferred method:
"Oh really, you like men in make up?"
Teenage boys DON'T like men in make up and suddenly confused as to why this "man" they saw on the television last night singing eye of the tiger has gone from being super tuff punk arse to make up pansy. "


ok whoeva this was if u were a real teacher u wouldn't tell ppl to not bring them down as u say unless ur a realli terrible teacher like my maths teacher a sexist pig god can't ppl have differnet opoions i'd rather listen to lee than listen to these so called ledgends if there so great how come they all died at a young age and where all on crack or weed when they wrote the songs. lee's awesome at least he's happy with his life and isn't going around drinking himself to death if they are so fantastic and happy with being who they are then why did a lot of them die young

You are all crazy talking abotu hoping he'll die and stuff u don't like him east don't listen to him that's just crazy omg i would hate to meet any of u crazy ppl settle down ur getting upset ova guy that's being himself and u don't no him lol woah i can't believe u'd let a person that u don't no ge to you

getting upset over a guy who's "being himself"?

*laughs heartily*
*tears*
*stomach cramps*

fuck man.
Listen up, you loathe lee harding, big whoop...wanna clap for that? You dont need to show it out. Okay you wouldnt know the real meaning or PUNK if it fucked you all night. Now im not saying lee is punk, but i do enjoy his music. So ..
a) fuck off
b) get a life
c) stop dissing bands/singers

=)

" You are all crazy talking abotu hoping he'll die and stuff u don't like him east don't listen to him that's just crazy omg i would hate to meet any of u crazy ppl settle down ur getting upset ova guy that's being himself and u don't no him lol woah i can't believe u'd let a person that u don't no ge to you "

whoa, take a breath little girl before you pass out. punctuation will help your breathing. And...Lee Harding makes me sick. I don't like to shovel shit on musos who are playing their guts out, putting their heart on the line etc, but for this dirty little undie-stain I have no preblem because a) he isn't a musician, b) he's trying very hard to appeal to a scene he isn't a part of, and c) because his music is so crap. This is what happens when the media applies labels and genres to music: someone like this emerges to take advantage of young impressionable teens who haven't yet learned how to differentiate non-genuine items. 'Punk', 'metal', 'nu-metal', 'emo', all are just labels that if people would just ignore for just a second in order to not know who the flavour of the week to call a poser is, they might find that there are some artists underneath every banner who are worth a good listen. Hell, even some pop-stars today are releasing more honest and self-portraying material. But this bastard is the antithesis of all that is good and honest in popular music today. He perpetuates the labelling of music by saying "Hey, here is my scene. Now buy my music", as opposed to "Hey, here is my music. Now buy my music".

Lee Try-Harding, you make me very ill.

jeeezzzezzz stop bagging lee.. it is so god damn lame.. lee is hot.. and he has the best songs eva.. singing the best songs on idol.. so stuff u all..

LEE HARDING IS DA BOMB HE ROCKS!!!! and wat did lee beat your fav shit singer in idol oh who gives a shit get over cos he is goin to be around for along time, and fuck off we aint all teeny boopers.

yes, you are all teeny boppers, lee harding, along with all the other punk posers out ther(simple plan, good charlotte etc.)are responsible for massacring real MUSIC.

I still dont see what is "tho tho thexi" about a guy who dresses up as a girl, wearing make up and nail polish and possibly sleeping with little children.

Whoever said he has the best songs ever... earth to fuckwit, hes had one publicised release which is about nothing further proving what a waste of radio airtime he is.

Finally, to all the teeny boppers out there who say " OmGzZzZz Leeee harrdinggg is sho sho glamma, i lovesh him soooo much" get a life, fast.

by the way, all you "anonymous" users out there who are moaning and crying coz their sell out punk wannabe hero is being revealed for the sham he is, are hiding from the truth using the 'anonymous' factor......

Really sad when people know that more people hate him then like him

woh ease up turbo...all u pplz moaning and complaing about lee r probli like 30 yrs who still live with ther parents and eat dinner in front of the tv every night. i personally dont like Lee Hardings music or whatever but I will say that the man has talent...way more than I or any of you ppl have.

Sure Wasabi has the worst lyrics ever but at least he got a recording contract! More that we can say for ourselves.

I am not his biggest fan or whatever and HE IS DEFIENTLY NOT PUNK IF HE DOESNT KNOW WHO THE MISSFITS ARE AND CANT THINK OF 5 MOTLEY CRUE SONGS but he is an artist who is makin No. 1 singles!! That does not mean that we hav to listen to him, it means that everyone else is...

DIE I WANT TO SCOOP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS, PUT THEM IN A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE AND POUR THEM DOWN THE SINK!!! DIE FAG DIE!!! AND THEN I WILL PUT THEM IN A BLENDER AND GIVE IT TO YOUR MUM, SAYING ITS TOMATO JUICE!!! YOU POOFMUNCHER. I HOPE YOUR TOOTHACHE GROWS INTO A MUSTARD POT AND MAKES YOUR INTESTINES COME UP AND STRANGLE YOU!!!KURIEUZENEZEMUSTARDPOT!!!

I LOVE YOU


HAVE A NICE DAY

LOVE

YOUR NUMBER 1 FAN!!! *SARCASM, SARCASM*

i.feel.so.at.home.right.here
right.now...
i go to a bloody all girls school and EVERYONE is obsessed with that little faggit.
HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THE MISFITS?
the.misfits.rock.MY.casbah!
man this guy [Lee dipshit]pisses me off more that a million emos!
And the whole thing with "holiday" i mean dude, hes gay, Greenday have turned gay, HOW COULD HE NOT BE ON THEIR WAVELENGTH ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND WHATEVER SHIT THEY COME UP WITH?
all for death to Lee say Aye...
-xox-LEMMIEHATESLEE-xox-