Reasons you will hate me

Question is, "Who was waiting further up the river?"



Ignoring for a moment that it's clearly a lake.

"14 pairs of eyes watched me pounding a shiv through his heart"

ahem.. got a bit excited for a moment there.

one time, at the Corner, Gareth had a hissy fit because his pedals didn't work and he threw his mic in exasperation (still attached to its cord, bless!). me, standing front and centre of the crowd got hit on the noggin' with said mic. Gareth never even looked at me with apology. as a result of this acquired brain injury i now cannot like the drones no matter how much their tunes make me tap my feet.. reading your blog i did quite hope he'd actually been stabbed.

*notes presence of vindictive streak and feels bad*

Unfortunately I'm not down with the Drones, so I don't get it. But should I be trying to get down? It's very high up here. Will I fall?

By the way, I clarified that google image search thing in the third last post. It's nothing naughty, it just gave me a giggle. Will someone let me know that appreciate it too, so I don't die afraid I'm an idiot?

Oh. I get it. He looks like him.

"Wait long by the river and the bodies of your enemies' ducks will float by."

Wayne Carey - ducks - The Drones - Phil Spector - Wall of Sound - Miami - St Albans: are you leaving a Cluedo-like trail through your recent posts, Fits, or do I have too much free time?

I have a duck alarm clock.

Wakes me up at the quack of dawn.

Been to the movies lately? Everytime I go to a big multiplex it seems there are groups of teenbangers using the space as a meeting point; no interest in watching the movie, just talking and texting and stuffing around. Recently I confronted such a group, in a full cinema where I couldn’t escape them, and very civilly asked them to consider others. The alpha of the group took umbrage and unleashed a stream of abuse and threatened harm to any farm animals in my care, which thankfully there are none. I like kids but what the fuck is up with them these days? Food additives and video games are munting there pubescent brain matter.

They have completely different hair

I love ducks .I have just added them to my super power defender list

Also defender of ducks,in a pied piper kinda way,not a Laurie Levy way

ha ha ha ha ha

lesexytracksuitpants,
I used to work at the movies, and trust me there are heaps of those annoying little buggers. As a word of advice, the managers love to deal with them and kick them out. Don't be afraid to go and get them! :)

Hahahaha I love Gareth Liddiard so, so much. There's an absolutely hilarious interview with him and Dan Luscombe on their website.

I'm still waiting to see him turn up somewhere with a venus fly trap attached to his penis.

hmm i just don't like the Drones... is there something wrong with me? (don't answer that)

Can't it be both, Marmalade?

Clearly Harvey, there is something patently wrong with you.

It is imperative that all people appreciate everything with the same enthusiasm, and to a similar degree at all times, as once the perfect band/film/TV game show/cut of pant is achieved, the entire world will simultaneously ascend to Nirvana.

Or, well, whatever, nevermind.

intelligent women with a mind all her own....how refreshing.....I think john was flirting with you....Did you notice ?

Why would anyone stab Nicholas Cage? Oh, the dye job.

Not since the Superjesus first smashed up the stage at Lamby's, Geelong, has an Aussie band been so dreadfully overrated.

But then MH is exactly the type who would see the Emperor's new clothes.