Reasons you will hate me

Goodie I'm first.

And I know you guys ain't going to like this, but Mr GEORGIOU is slim proof that they are still some in the Liberal (Federal) party with ticker & intelligence.

Lets hope he sticks around to give Howard & Co the shits for some time yet.

The previously mentioned Barry Humphries.

The thousands of Maori in the Destiny Church. They even did a huge march for Maori rights that was organised by Destiny Church.

Ditto for Aboriginal mob in Family First.

I DON'T GET IT.

'White man came with a bible and a gun in his hand.' I know they be listening to Chuck D. Why don't they LISTEN to him?

can someone explain brian mannix and andrew bolt? which sides should they be on? the others i get. i think.

Mannix is far too sexycool to be hanging around with those rock dinosaurs from Countdown the 80's Arena Spectacular In The Round or whatever it's called.

Bolt is just too fucking funny to be on the Right. We need more comedians over here in po-faced depressville.

Brian Mannix is a leering old git in too-tight pants that starts his day off with a slap of the wife's arse and a burp.

Sorry, the words 'sexy' and 'cool' do not go in a sentence with the words 'Brian' and 'Mannix'.

IN my humble opinion.

"Bolt is just too fucking funny to be on the Right. "

WTF funny, though, not ha-ha funny. I can't say I'm hanging out for him to join our cause.

Kirk Cameron, from what I understand, has been a vocal Republican supporter over the years.

But his political leanings aside, this is far more disturbing.

I'm confused, is the 'wrong' side 'our' side ??
IS ALICE COOPER A BORN AGAIN OR SOMETHING ?!?!?!

Gubernator Arnold Schwarzenegger-He's even married to a 'Democrat'

Kim Beazley

Kevin Rudd

Stephen Conroy

Robert Ray

Peter Beattie

Steve Bracks

Labor Unity

etc

Worse, dxxxx - HE LOVES GEORGE BUSH.



Yes really.


*cries*

Dxxxx

The artist formerly known as Vincent Furnier is, indeed, a godboy.

r

johnny ramone was a lifelong republican. AND HE STOLE JOEY'S GIRLFRIEND.*


*though they did get married and remained so until his death. but still.

Oh crap that is indeed shit. Well the drugs have obviously fucked with his head. Next you'll be telling me Ozzy Osbourne & Blackie Lawless have set up a ministry/homage to GWB...

I was gonna say Ted Nugent. But then I couldn't figure out what "side" he belonged on. Really. What a conundrum that guy is.

I was gonna nominate JOHN CASSAVETES, simply becuase its a comforting thing to realise that left has no monopoly on myopic, small minded neurotics...

By the way, nice legs on the telly Fits. I'm still wondering what a half qualified psychanalyst would say about the flora in the capelli - I think I know it would be something deliciously filthy.

DAVID FROM BIG BROTHER

oh my god Anon, you're so right. David's on MANY of the wrong teams.


*sighs*

If you scan the ad in The Picture and/or People that features the pornstar Monica Sweetheart and email me a few copies of it in various sizes, I will try my best not to pick on you on a personal/political level. People. People who need People...are the luckiest people...in the worrrllld.

I always thought I'd like to play on the same team as Rupert Everett. But since the plastic surgery, I think not.

People who were on our side but found their true place:

Keith Windschuttle (Was a Marxist then realised the others didn't actually mind darkies)

Imre Saluszinsky (ex-Marxist and least funny humour columnist in the Australian media landscape*)

Andrew Bolt (was once a Labor MP's staffer, apparently)

And they're fucking welcome to them.

*Yes, less funny than Tim Blair.

How about Dr Brendan Nelson MP? Turncoat but I'm soooo glad.
Check out this shit: http://www.brendannelson.com.au/aboutDrNelson/vision.htm

Speaking of Bolt, how about Piers Ackerman for another dull, ill-informed yet far too loudly spoken, supreme fucker. I was at a function once, some journo gig where Lachlan Murdoch was telling us how good News Ltd is, and Bolt and Ackerman nearly got wiped off the floor by Peter FitzSimons. I was heady to smash my beer glass into Bolt's ugly head. Denton said this of Ackerman in a speech for Dr Helen Caldicott: " I will invoke a discovery I have made called the Ackerman Principle, which states that "Piers Ackerman's argument that a nuclear disaster will never happen because we can trust human beings is negated by the fact that Piers Ackerman is a human being".
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So Alice Cooper "LOVES" George? As long as Vincent Furnier doesn't then I can cope with it.

The "Alice" character always struck me as a great way to piss off people. If he's throwing George in with Cold Ethel, fine. I still wanna see Alice elected.

Sadly, he's been clean for way to long to blame it all on drugs, maybe bad lsd flashbacks?

Anyway; as for Bush; I'll let "No More Mr Nice Guy" say it for me;
They say he's sick, he's obscene.

Otherwise; nice list.

Yours in tragic "70's denial.

fits, i do consider you a bastion of discerning taste but......

BRIAN MANNIX

Mein gott woman...

*shakes head*

He is 21 varieties of awful. No two ways about it.

However my view has been shaped somewhat by knowing someone who used to tour with Uncanny X-Men back in the day who recounted tales of his profound skankiness.

Nonetheless, even before this insider knowledge, his combination of minimal talent and maximal tosser antics were more than enough.

I'm not sure that Petro is on the wrong side.

I mean, guess he makes the Libs more electable, which is a bit of a pisser, but i reckon maybe it's a good thing to have someone in the party who reminds the rest of them of what they're supposed to be standing for.

It's blatantly hypocritical for a party to, on one hand, pursue dubious economic freedoms like "the freedom to negotiate individually with your employer" and "the freedom to choose your own health/education provider" and actively work to curtail other (arguably more fundamental) freedoms like freedom of speech and the freedom to marry who you want on the other.

It's kinda nice to have someone within the fold to hold them to account and point out that this government creates, in aggregate, less freedom, not more.

All rock stars with names ending in X.

I can only think of one other one: Richard Marx.

Makes me proud to be a Marxist.

As far as John Howard is concerned, I was hoping somebody would strangle the bastard!