Introducing Australia's new favourite after-dinner speaker...
....Philip 'Boom Boom' Ruddock!
'When Attorney-General Philip Ruddock held a doorstop after an award ceremony to recognise the efforts of Australian volunteers yesterday, he assured reporters it wouldn't be a lengthy affair. But on the day the Government responded to a damning ombudsman's report that found more Australian citizens had been wrongly held in immigration detention, his choice of words was a classic. "Look, I won't detain you long," he began. Pause. Wry grin. "My wife keeps telling me I shouldn't say that."
Additional pearlers!
1. q. How many detainees does it take to change a lightbulb?
a. Why let them climb up so high? They might hang themselves again LOLZATRON 5000!!!
2. The captain of the Tampa orders everyone to abandon ship, announcing "women and children first!"
A refugee dashing along the deck accompanied by a priest spies an almost empty lifeboat, "there’s a free lifeboat, fuck the children and let’s go!"
"Well, if you think we’ve got time then" replies the priest TIME TO SPREAD SOME LMAONNAISE!!!
3. Indonesian President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono arrived in Australia today. So, it's official. He's the last one. Turn out the lights. They are all here now LMAO ZEDONG 1111!!!
Die you vicious cunt.
338 days til the next election.
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He really is an ugly man through and through.
Pleasingly, he will burn in hell. So that's something to keep us all warm over Christmas.
That's fucking disgusting.
What a malicious evil fucker he is.
Hahahhahahahhaha, that was fucking genius, m'dear. The end.
Also, he is a cunt. I feel I should point that out in case you thought I was gleefully enjoying his comedic stylings and not yours.
He even wears his Amnesty lapel badge for his parliament website photo.
Shame, Philip. Philip, Shame. Talk for as long as you think you need.
i'll tell you something about phillip ruddock that you might not know, but if you think about it's pretty obvious:
He actually died FIVE years ago.
Yup, his corpse has been parading about, stinking up the joint and actually making decisions about living, breathing humans. It's little wonder he has no compassion, teh dead are notoriously unfriendly towards anyone with a heart/heartbeat.
The reason this has been going on undetected for so long is that in Canberra "one can never really tell the difference between the living and the zombies" as one insider put it.
Sure, feel sorry for the detainees (bleeding hearts!), but imagine how his wife has felt- sleeping with deadun! (insert "I've been sleeping with a stiffy" joke here.... infact just "insert" here. oh teh lolz!)
thomasr
And yet, Pauline Hanson still manages to believe the following:
"But Ms Hanson said politicians had gone too far in affording rights to minority groups and she was angered at the loss of Australian traditions because of Muslims.
"Our governments have bent over backwards to look after them (Muslims) and their needs, and regardless of what the Australian people think," she said."
Ruddock. What a pinko.
And the Immigration Department letting in all those dirty Africans? Don't they know THEY HAVE AIDS?!@?@
Oh god. Wake me when it's over.
SO. DISGUSTED. CAN'T. EVEN. LAUGH. AT. YOUR. ONCE. AGAIN. SUPERB. SUMMARY. OF. YET. ANOTHER. UNFATHOMABLE. COCK-UP. BY. A. FEDERAL. POLITICIAN.
he's always looked like the emperor in star wars to me, like he's about to drool luminous poison acid.
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Is he in the upcoming sequel-with a-difference 'A Weekend at Ruddie's'?
Didn't Amnesty ask him to stop wearing that badge ? Is it possible that he's confused about what Amnesty is and what they do ? How else could he possibly reconcile what he does with what they do ? You'd think that when your own daughter has to leave the country because she can't stand you anymore that it might give you some pause for thought. Apparently not for our Phil. You're right Jess, he is a cunt.
No Anonymous, you have it wrong! The Emperor is none other than this chap.
Spooky.
Are you sure he's not this bloke?
hey fits,
i hope you dont mind me doing this here but there is a national day of action to bring home David Hicks on this Saturday 9th Dec (and also to stick it in Ruddocks face)
there is one happning in all major cities so check out
http://www.fairgofordavid.org/htmlfiles/main.htm
for more info
am complete internerd tard so cant do that tricky HTML thingo.
I think he looks like Davros (I woulda put the whole link thing in, but I can't), but there were definite similarities to the Emperor!
Exceptionally humorous of you. I admire your ability to laugh whilst never letting your cynical guard down for a minute.
*claps - takes hat off to Ms Fits*
That's very kind of you. Is it a pretty hat? I rather like those for when the weather's clement.
What a total fuck-stick.
Simple but to the point, Claire.
I don't muck around.
Mephistopheles
Oh Fitsy, i admire your passion!
x
Oh no he di'int. Rat bastard.
Sterling post Ms Fits.
Mex! Thanks for the heads up!
But I don't have anything orange. Will black do?
does anyone else find it kind of revolting that the report decries "australian" citizens being "wrongfully" detained? isn't everyone in refugee detention centres being wrongfully detained?
*bleeds from heart under black skivvie*
it just irked me.
Platinum northcotian humour.
Apparently he's a crunt in person too. Even with the douchebags on his side.
And I thought he was a nice bloke...
It's international human rights day this Sunday the 10th.
There's also an orange action in Adelaide to shut down Guantanamo Bay.
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