'Is there a problem, ociffer?'
According to today's Age :
'Melbourne City councillor and Liberal blueblood Fiona Snedden was forced "kicking and screaming" into a police van after allegedly refusing to undergo a breath test following a car crash in South Yarra.
Ms Snedden, the daughter of former federal Liberal Party leader Sir Billy Snedden, is believed to have crashed into a parked car in Domain Road after leaving the upmarket Botanical Hotel about 9.45pm on Saturday night.'
Here's the 'blueblood' in question:
Ain't she a peach?
Apparently HRH Prince 'First Prize' Charles was hot for a piece of her action some years ago. There but for the grace of God, eh? Curse you Camilla, you lucky duck!
I lived in St. Kilda when Fiona Snedden was running for Parliament. On election day she was foolish enough to be campaigning in the middle of Fitzroy street - of course, back then the place wasn't teeming with braying wankers in Tsubi jeans - and being the hot-headed young idealist I am, I stormed up to her to make a few pointed statements about the Howard government being completely fucked and wouldn't I rather cut off my own nipples than vote for them, etcetera etcetera. I think she'd been copping it all day. She saw me coming and just deflated. 'Oh, please' she said. 'Not again.' Heh.
What is it with MP's and drink-driving anyway? I know one of ours got pinged some time back, but the Libs certainly seem to be winning the race for prize fuckstick so far. Remember everyone's favourite doof-doof afficionado, Andrew Olexander ? They're dropping like fucking flies, mate. Perhaps the morally bankrupt position they've put themselves in by supporting a Government devoid of empathy or honour creates an aching and torturous spiritual void that can only be filled by risk-taking, potentially suicidal behaviour that may lead to a death absolving them of any sense of ethical responsibility.
Or not. You never can tell with these pricks.
967 days til the next election.
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The Age, October 16, 2021:Liberal Member for Kooyong, and three-times state leadership challenger Miranda Airey-Branson-Lew-Peacock-Kroger has been committed to stand trial on a slate of charges.
The charges relate to her arrest last month in Glenferrie Rd after crashing her Jeep Grand Cherokee Penetrator XL into the side of a tram, after mistakenly turning into the entrance of the Malvern Tram Depot. Police sources have said that after refusing to undergo a breath test, a blood test was taken and showed a Blood Alcohol Level of .26, more than five times the legal limit.
Ms Airey-Branson-Lew-Peacock-Kroger has refused pressure from the backbench to stand down, which has resulted in a rift in the ranks of the Liberals, as state leader Darren Ray has put his support behind her.
The Age understands that Tram network operator HalliburtonTenixLockheed also plans to mount a civil case after the accident resulted in an estimated $2.7 million of damage to trams and facilities.
HalliburtonTenixLockheed Australia CEO Peter Costello could not be reached for comment.
Please... There's no need to seperate "us" and "them" in Parliament. They're all cunts.
Adam 1.0
I dunno — would parliament work best if it had a bit of 80's style sex, drugs and hansard transcripts? I mean, I'm highly anti-drink driving, but if she had crashed in a tram because some toyboy intern from Bendigo was taking a big fat line of coke off her wazoo and she just totally lost it...
I dunno — I could respect that.
I like the idea of giving Parliment a Less Than Zero Make-over.
Fits, did you get my text response?
Maybe getting tanked is how they keep their consciences under control.
"Er maybe we shouldn't lo..."
Shut up conscience! GULP GULP...
Or maybe it's just how they procreate. What's the tshirt? Beer - helping ugly people have sex since 1928!
Clearly, they have a problem with the grog and cars. Possible they should drink more so that they are too drunk to find their cars.
But then again not too drunk as to forget to tell the taxi driver where they live least they have to spent too long on the wrong side of the Yarra.
BEVIS said...
Sweetie, is three words on Kranki's blog the only welcome back I'm going to receive from you?? I left you a long, thoughtful,... well, a fairly basic comment, on your site yesterday.
la nadine has left me more responses across two different blogsites (and counting) than you've left me on one! And she & I never shared a hot and sweaty open-mouthed kiss backstage at the theatre after a school musical one night, with hands a-roamin' and mouths a-moanin'!
(Neither did you and I, but that's not my point.)
To answer your question, which I believe, verbatim, consisted of:
'Bevis! How good?'
I would say: You tell me. Hopefully at least 95% good, but I know I'm a tiresome package, so perhaps only 64.8%. I'll await your assessment.
C'mon babe, show me the love.
(What makes my absence even more hurtful, is that you've clearly found yourself a new squeeze while I've been away - and his moniker is the gut-wrenchingly familiar MattyB! I'm so sorry I couldn't be there for you when you were so obviously searching for me - or the closest thing to me that you could find.)
BEVIS
You know Moniker? How is she?
Bitch can suck a golf ball through a straw...sheee-it.
Peas.
You're Fits, that Olexander is a cunt
There was meant to be a "right" in there
Wegglywoo, check your facts because you make bald and vastly incorrect statements.
Yes, he suffered a heart attack while having sexual relations with a woman who was not his wife (whom he was separated from at the time). She was not a prostitute, but a friend. I don't, personally, see much of a problem with it - and considering that I'm his granddaughter, neither should you, random stranger.
Second, Fiona Snedden is not and has never been 'loaded'. None of us have, and I should know.
So please,do check your facts before you slander my family - and before you ask, I am not defending my embarassing Aunt. Not in the slightest.
dear anonymous sneddon grand-daughter,
i deleted my comment. i hope that makes you happy.
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