It'll be all Noel Coward and high tea, you know.
You might miss me this weekend because I'm taking Bob Ellis to the country for scones and frivolity and may well be cut off from my other limb. Don't be sad. Just browse my archives* and we will meet again on Monday for tales of hot spa sex and indecent bushlands exposure.
In the interim, here's what happens when Urkel grows up (courtesy of Go Fug Yourself ):
*which sounds like just about the rudest fucking thing evs.
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I cannot believe how sexy Steve Urkell has become. What a lust bunny!
I heard he's got a well-packed lunch if you know what I mean.
And if you don't - I mean, he has a big knob.
URgh.... no he still wears his pants WAY too high for my liking..............
That's the canine Bob Ellis, isn't it... for a minute there I thought your wildest dreams had come true and the human one was running off with you for the weekend.
Well, he seems to have coped better than Gary Coleman.
Geez Fits, are you developing scary mind control powers? I myself was at Go Fug Yourself yesterday and copped an eyeful of the gentleman's coyboy cameltoe (description lifted from Fug commenter with thanks).
According to another Fug comment, the pic is not Jaleel White (the actor formerly branded for life as Urkel) but a look alike fashion type.
I also spent a good proportion of yesterday's procrastination session at www.awfulplasticsurgery.com in delerious haze of schadenfreude. Don't suppose you were there too huh???
Yeah, the "Fugging it up" website is hilarious, even straight dudes like me find it funny, though, sometimes, they're complaining "Hey, her boobs are falling out!", and I'm pretty much, "Give me the URL! High-res!!" 'Cause, you know, I've got priorities.
I've got a great long Knob, it's right here:
northcoteknob.blogspot.com
But he doesn't, what crap! Just look at the pic; if you can't see the clear outline of his disposition through those vacuum-packed jeans then it must be more an acorn than a squirrel.
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