It's official.
Al-Qaeda plans to drop gay bombs.
You know it's a good day when the Weekly World News is calling the shots in hot-off-the-press-ville. According to them:
'EXTREMIST Muslim scientists are developing a bomb that turns anyone within a 30-mile radius of its blast into a homosexual, say U.S. Intelligence insiders. It's all a part of the Al Qaeda master plan to pull our country apart and kill the patriotism that makes us strong.
"They believe that making more Americans gay will start civil war between gays and ultraconservatives," says one highly placed intelligence officer. "They also figure it will lead to a decrease in the U.S. population."'
Plus, they used this super-gay picture to strike fear into the hearts of heterosexual Americans:
In other gay news, I stumbled across the gayest animated cards I've ever seen in my life. You can personalise them and email them to your 'loved one'. Here is one I made for my beloved best friend Gabi.
You can also get male-to-male ones, so if you want to make a gay proposal to your gay lover via three singing cartoon bears wearing sombreros, go right ahead.
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I'll thank you not to send me any more of these terrible e-cards.
It said personalised, but it wasn't. I can't tell you how disappointed it was when it opend.
The song, however...... gold
Thats a super gay picture? errrm, hate to say it, but I have seen some way more super gay pictures than that one! That image has a 'he's my mentally handicapped friend' feel to it.
Oh and how appreciative is 'the best friend' Gabi? lol. Atleast she liked the song. Did she take up the proposal?
I get the feeling that picture is about as super-gay as the Weekly World News goes.
Any newspaper that runs a scare story about the world turning homosexual can't really be regarded as a highbrow open-minded publication.
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oh, push off. You're dull.
It can't be too long before I receive the "oh, push off - you're dull" smackdown, surely?!
Only if you start referring to me and everyone else on this blog as 'pinko commies'.
where on earth do you find all this stuff? your blog is worth it for the links alone.
hey, you could gone easier on yourself and played murder marry fight fuck with the state govt instead (don't even THINK about the state opposition!)
thwaitesy
bracksie
haermeyer (up for a fight, always, or at least his wife his)
bronwyn pike (just her voice alone makes me want to murder her)
(shit, i guess thwaitesy's a bit more appealing than tony abbott, but urgh)
or hey, how about journalists?
jim schembri
andrew bolt
andrew jaspan (new editor of the age who is 154 centimetres tall)
virginia trioli
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