I've figured it out.
Mark Latham is dead.
It's obvious, right? Why else would he be letting roosters in the ALP give him verbal smack-down in the press? There's no fucking way L-Ron of old would let himself be walked over in such a fashion. He'd be all like 'Oh yeah, Beazley? Your mother'. And Beazles would be all like 'Damn!'.
He's dead, like the Pope .
You know I'm not being sacrilegious by saying the Pope may have left this mortal coil. Look at the fucking evidence:
I love that the title of this photo is 'Pope Smiling'. He's not fucking smiling. His rectum just split open.
Still, it won't be all bad for Latham now he's dead. I mean, it never hurt Bernie *.
Here is Mark on his way back from his relaxing holiday.
Oh, and here he is at tomorrow's press conference, ably supported by Kevin Rudd and Joel Fitzgibbon:
"I've never been in greater health...and I want to assure the people of Australia I'm the right man for the job.'
And here he is in parliament voting that racism is bad. All in favour say 'aye':
1000 days til the next election.
I hope they keep him on ice until then.
*I fucking love the tagline for Weekend at Bernie's. 'He may be dead, but he's still the life of the party!!'
It's nothing on WAB 2's 'Bernie's Back...And he's Still Dead!!!', though.
p.s. Happy birthday, beloved Fluffy . I'll tit you off tomorrow.
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i just decided on this week's guilt free three. although i may have to swap the corpse for james spader.
Oh my god, I've figured out my GF3*:
1. Pharrell .
2. Fabrizio .
3. Um - Him.
That is all. Now I must go and frig myself.
*Like the Doors of the 21st Century, or D21C as they're calling themselves. Yes really.
If Latho's dead I suppose it disqualifies him from this should the program be expanded to the federal gov?
http://theage.com.au/news/National/MPs-asked-to-lend-IVF-a-hand/2005/01/12/1105423562340.html
you, dear lady, have impeccable taste.
guilt free fivesome?
you book the spa, i'll get the champagne.
That semi-nude picture of ‘Him’ was the nicest thing I’ve seen all week.
Pants.
Wow, Andrew McCarthy does look like Kevin Rudd in that photo, although it looks like Latho's already turned. Did I tell you I'm mates with two of Rudd's nephews? Their names are Rad and Van. Rudd. Seriously. You'll meet soon.
Sweet Flaming Jesus! You may be onto something here... Although, I'm tempted to say it's a little less WAB and a little more Talented Mr Crean...
Does "him" have a bit of a stiffy?
Latham, Pope... It all adds up... Like how Larry Emdur kills prostitutes to suck out their souls...
Fits - I heart you more than ever. So looking forwards to the titting off I might have to see to myself before arrival in order to keep from blowing my wad at G.Blogging.
BF - I must insist that you intro me to Rad Rudd and that we marry on the basis of his name alone, although Fluffy Fudd does have a certain ring. Is it weird when Rudds meet Fudds? Is there a Chuck Rudd to your Buck Fudd?
Well, they have another brother but I don't know his name. Could be.
Leif'll be disappointed. It was his birthday yesterday.
(Less than 12 months to thirty! Ha haha!)
Hey Ms Fits how come you don't have a profile on 'Love in War'? You can join if you are not in the US now. Hotness. ATM its just me and some scary guy and some guy from Adelaide.
"Damn!" Kimbo just gets "Damn!"?? Even if it's said in that homie "Day'em" kind of way, I think the big fella is capable of so much more.
Political commentary fabulous as always.
Hannah
www.twosittingducks.com
THE POPE WAS IN FACT HAVING AN ORGASM.
THAT IS HIS 'O' FACE.
HE IS ALWAYS CALLING ME. "OH GOD, I AM COMING SOON."
I SAY NOT ON MY CARPET YOU'RE NOT! BOOM! BOOM!
A BLESSING UPON YOUR BLOGLINESS!
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