Keep it coming.
So yesterday - as promised via last Friday's q and a - I was emailed some home-made amateur porn by a lovely couple of RYWHM readers.
Here's the original question:
' Anonymous said...
I have just made some home-made, amateur porn. I was wondering if you would like to see it?
It's OK, I already have your email address so I'm just seeking your approval and I'll send it on. Though you must keep my identity private if you choose to blog/talk about it and I would insist that it be for your eyes only.
Thank you.'
It arrived, people. It arrived as promised.
1. It was surprisingly very hot and made me feel nice in many non-g-rated areas and
2. NO YOU CAN'T SEE IT.
The attached email stated:
'if that's cool with you and you still want to have a little voyeuristic look at two admirers of your written word in action, then I am happy to send it'
So. Here it is. These are obviously hugely intelligent and selective folk (go with me) who enjoy my work. They wish to show their appreciation. SO THEY FILM THEMSELVES HAVING SOME STICKY HOT SEX AND SEND ME THE CLIP.
When did this start happening? When did people start giving porn instead of a twelve-pack of Darrell Lea Assorted? Is this my cue to fire off a dirty postcard to Martin Amis? Is John Fante's estate going to receive a few nudie polaroids and a french tickler? AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SENDING ANDREW MCGAHAN A COPY OF 'BUTTMAN'S ANAL SHOW 7 - BUTTMAN GOES BLOGGING'?
It may be a new trend, but I like where it's heading. Anyone else who wants to join the depraved train and forward me some hot footage of themselves behaving in a way that would make Tara Reid blush, go right ahead.
555 days til the next election.
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Tease
Erm, did you recognise them from any previous meetings and/or do you think you would be able to recognise them in any future coincidental shopping trips to your local Kwik-E-Mart
NB: Not for Friday Q&A
we love creative expression in ALL its forms...
bring it on...
first again!
x
AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SENDING ANDREW MCGAHAN A COPY OF 'BUTTMAN'S ANAL SHOW 7 - BUTTMAN GOES BLOGGING'?
Anyone else: no. But it's McGahan, who wrote two of my faves, so fucking go for it fits.
I do love creative expression in all its forms, though I'm not as inclined to be voyeuristic over someone making a video of themselves doing interpretive dance.
p.s. I don't think I recognise them, though I feel slightly rude saying that in case we've met and I've forgotten which I ALWAYS DO. Anyway, they seem lovely. And they look charming naked.
New internet use (blogging) meets original internet use (porn distribution)... I like it.
>> I'm not as inclined to be voyeuristic over someone making a video of themselves doing interpretive dance.<<
Damn. My interptative dance video will have to be saved for someone who appreciates it. Perhaps if it was naked interpretive dance? Or interpretive sex?
BTW, you live in a bizarre fantasy land. Who gets sent porn?
I KNOW, IT'S SO FUCKING RANDOM.
Fits, when people start sending you porn, you've officially 'made it'.
Congrats.
Funny. I thought sending porn would also be a great way of telling a blogger they sucked. (metaphorically not literally). Do you think Tim Blair would understand if he got a mini DVD in the mail?
*turns green*
*hurriedly changes blog direction*
Are we going to be treated to a review of some description?
A blow by blow description?
There is now a new number one reason for starting a blog.
Is a good name for a porno sent to you in appreciation of your computer skills "Debbie DOS Dallas"?
No, no, I didn't think so either.
This restores my fundamental faith in humanity. Yay for love, self expression and and making squishy noises together!
I reckon Amis would love a bit of homemade porn, as it seems to crop up pretty regularly in his stuff.
You could always send "Marty & Minky's Australia Day Porn" instead....
hm. The title is actually 'Minko and Marty make a Porno', as it happens.
*narrows eyes suspiciously*
My readers send me their home made porn all the time.
Mostly just creepy middle age dudes humping a boomerang pillow that they've painted a face on called "Big Jobe".
It's only fair to send a video back of your wanking to their video. Not doing so plays havoc with their self-esteem.
Fits,
what is this public email address we might send our home creations to?
hmm? RR
You lot are soooo predictable. Any mention of sex, and you're all creaming your jeans. Yes, all of you.
It was interesting to note how many more comments today's RYWHM got, as opposed to yesterday's. Okay, admittedly, Joan Rivers' face doesn't send the same nervous tinglings through my nether regions as a couple of naughty bloggers playing "beast with two backs", but then, I doubt her face has made anyone excited in forty years (other than Dr. Steven M. Hoefflin, but that is besides the point.
The point being... uh... can we see it? At least me, who had the guts to reply in my own personal blogger ID, unlike all the anonymous wusses who found their pants either
A: "rising up to the challenge of our rival"
B: "wet like the pacific"
C: all of the above
after reading todays entry.
you trying to bait us?
Who, me? YES, YES I AM. ARE YOU ACCEPTING THE CHALLENGE?
hahaha
debbie DOS dallas
how about "going butt wild FORTRANsexuals"
QBASIC Desires?
Google Gone Wild?
...and there HAS to be one that puns on 'Wiki' somehow, but my knowledge of porn titles(and thus my potential for further invention) is extremely limited...
only a serious prude would not want to see that. and that serious prude is seriously full of shit. serious.
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