Reasons you will hate me

I think they should have made him black.

Looks like Dave Wyndorf.

I thought the stallion man in the picture might be the love child of Bond villain Jaws, bad ass actor Danny Trejo,and the witch from snow white ,after she finished snow white and became a fashion witch

Maybe this look is not uncommon in Portugal Lady Fits, I would have liked to have seen some stereo types pictured, like him eating Nandos and wearing a C Ronaldo football shirt

http://www.plaidstallions.com/fashion.html

I wonder if the sketch artist was Portuguese or British.

Lost member of kings of leon?

Heeeeyyyy

People who look like Maltese/ Shih Tzu crosses are incapable of evil, even if they are wearing a suede jacket and a t-shirt stolen from Richard Simmons' washing line.

I think it's best for all concerned (except, of course, Madeline) if they return to the drawing board and invent a new baddie.

Apparently they were hot on his heels until Movember...

Nothing to do with the blog post but for those of you literary types who don't regularaly peruse the onion dis be sum funny shee-aye-it: -
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/area_eccentric_reads_entire_book

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This 'development' has almost entirely convinced me that the parents did it. That mock-up could not be more cliched if they tried! Seriously, would it have killed them if they had used a little more imagination?

They could have added another layer of cliche by making him one-armed. Then again, you can't actually see his right arm, though this might be a result of having both hands super-glued to his jeans.

It needs a fashion show description:

"Our next button down psycho Insane Ralph is wearing casual slacks from Dimmeys with a high waisted belt over an aqua marine skivvy. A professorial suede jacket completes this fabulously loony ensemble. Moustache and crooked teeth model's own...."

Lamest excuse for a blog post evah.

I agree with epon_anon, must be"one armed"....wore it out brushing his teeth, jeeeezus those teeth, he could eat an apple through a tennis racquet.

this would be like me wandering into the White House with a bomb yelling, I'm going to kill the president. Someone, (i think) will have noitced me.

Very Crappy Post Fits.

You are down around the level of Hey Hey It's Saturday Funny Fotos... (They spell "Photos" with an "F"! ROTFL!)

Marieke's work has deteriorated since she started hanging with the JJJ crowd. Sure, she is down with the "kidz" but at what cost we must ask..?

Anon, c'mon... she's been on the Js for barely a fortnight... she's been posting less frequently for a while now... maybe she is busy. I reckon she's still got it -- we've all just got to wait a little longer between fixes.

If you don't enjoy her anymore, may I suggest... finding something else to do with your evenings? Maybe you could start your own (no-doubt hilarious) blog? If you think this blog is "crap", what's the point in hanging around to point it out? Go entertain yourself and leave the rest of us undiscerning idiots to wallow in it.

Anon is right...I remain rudely hilarious and 'of the moment'. Only on alternate Wednesdays, obvs.

good lord. falling in love, changing careers, moving interstate and starting breakfast radio....hmmm I agree actually WHATS YOUR EXCUSE

Is that what "Johnny Mathis hair" looks like?

Yeay, give the girl a chance, she's probably feeling as bright as a three-watt lightbulb - getting up at sparrowfart to entertain our spotty nation.
Looking forward to a return to form, Fits

Oh, I didn't realise we were supposed to come over here and hold up score cards. I thought it was just light entertainment provided for free, by Fits in her free time, that we are free to enjoy, if we're so inclined.

I'm obviously way behind and need an anonymous to follow me around and criticise me relentlessly too.

oh nat lighten up...plenty of people defend Ms Fits against a couple of idiotic snide comments, compared to the vast amounts of warm admiration usually lavished upon our generous Ms Fits.

Hardly relentless....

Can we hold up Rorschach inkblots instead of scorecards? Would be a better guide to the merits of each post than an arbitrary number between 1 & 6 million. Perhaps Fits could introduce a voting system based on inkblots; "29 commenters have rated this post as Oedipal".

Is anyone else SICK TO DEATH of Madeleine Mcboring?

The kid is most likely dead and the parents are media whores who should start looking after the other kid (whatsitsname).

Dribbling releases like this out to the media every six weeks guarantees the case stays in the public eye, but I'm with FranklinBluth .. it's the most stereotypical "evil" dude sketch ever.

Here comes the sun, little darling...

OK, my apologies to MsFits for my 'form' comment but the last two posts did seem a trifle trivial.
But we all have our ups and downs, innit.

Where WAS Tim Freedman during all this?

Marieke hardy lost it? Not likely. I reckon she's the funniest, most entertaining person currently in Australian media, although I will admit I haven't listened to the JJJ radio show. Nevertheless her column on the Green Guide is to die for.
You rock Marieke Hardy!

I think he looks like George Harrison.

Andrea wasn't far off with the George Harrison comparison, but am I the only one whom thinks it's Christopher Skase, back from the dead? Or did he ever really die?

Hmmmmm! You may have something there iagtm........ BUT! Did you see the real life footage of the man the areforsaid images purported to be? My god! The man looked like a grenade had gone off in his mouth. The police artist and eyewitness must have gone through hell.
"His mouth looked like what?"
"Yeah kinda like that only his teeth were on more of an angle."
"they couldn't be!"
"yeah they were, only, more side ways!"
"I don't 'ucking believe you! Nobodies mouth could look like that!"
"forget it then. just give him an over bite....but his teeth were more crooked than that!"