Kevin is a place on earth.
'Everybody can, from time to time, be guilty of inadvertence - you can, I can, all of us - and I think we have to exercise, in all of these matters, a degree of common sense....He was very proactive about the problem, now in those circumstances, the view was taken last year, several months ago, that it would have been unreasonable to have required anything further of him and that was the view taken then and that remains my view now.'
Oh, this is just getting too damned good.
'Er...pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, etc'.
Eat shit, fuckface.
241 days til the next election.
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The dispicible scum of a man wasn't even elected to parliament! Is he the first federal minister that was not democratically elected? I'm not that good at political trivia, does anyone else know?
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Hey, corruptly concealing $12k of shares directly influenced by your portfolio and then being caught and giving the money to what you call a "charity" but everyone else knows is a hardline right-wing religious fundamentalist lobby group... is piddling in comparison with accidentally walking into a room with Brian Burke in it last year some time.
Senator Santorum is no Ian Campbell, after all.
Hmm, keep hoping, Miss Fist.
From the photos alone I would prefer JHow. At least he doesn't look like a nerd vampire.
Actually, Jeremy looks like a nerd vampire now I think about it. Did Kevin bite you? Did you bite Marieke? Because she looks like a wrinkly lamb chop someone has sunk their fangs into - kind of bloated and pale, and aged.
Wow, did I get sidetracked.
I love name calling.
You're fat anonymous. Deal with that.
HAHAHAHAHA
Hey!! I hadn't debut POLLYROFL yet! Yeesh....x
Ooh, the liberals are back again, I see. I don't recall anyone I know actually voting for the libs... who are you, you ANONYMOUS people, you?
P.S. Miss Fits, I thought you looked lovely on the telly the other week when I saw you. Nothing like a wrinkly lamb chop at all.
Thank goodness we don't have to deal with hanging chads!
Thanks for today, Fits!
:)
Duk at work.
Yep, the Coalition have been done like a dinner on two fronts, no traction with the public, and they have pollies who are as crooked as a dog's hind leg, Lightfoot and Santoro the two most obvious.
Nice turn of phrase Ms Fits.
I thought i'd post this here, it was an email I sent to Miranda Devine after she'd annoyed the shit out of me. I intially sent her a very arrogant and incendiary one thinking she wouldn't reply, then she did. I sent her this, and I'm proud to say, got under her skin. These right wing fuckers normally have hides of rhinos.
Dear Miranda,
thanks for replying to my email. I respect the fact you put your address on your column. You may not remember bcause I'm sure you must get a swag, but I've sent you a couple in the past. We did agree on the 4WD in cities issue.
I'm sure this observation will have absolutely no impact on you, but I'm going to make it anyway. I've noticed a trend over that past 18 months or so that the columnists from the right, yourself, McGuiness, Albrechsten, have been getting increasingly frustrated in their tone. McGuiness in particular has been completely over the top and if he was from the left would be branded a lunatic.
The reason this interests me is the reason for the frustration. The right is in power. The right agenda is being implemented. The right are currently the winners and have been for some time. So why the frustration? To me its pretty simple. They cannot and will never be able to win the intellectual debate. Its the last frontier. That is, a precise debate where assertions and evidence is closely scrutinised, and things such as government policies and business practises are assessed on their bases of fairness, value to society, environmental impact etc.
The left absolutely shellacks the right in this debate. Always has always will. Unfortunately the location of this debate is remote from greater society, the requirement of precision means that the debate is long and tedious. So an alternative debate, of course, happens in the media. Its not really a debate at all, just a to-ing and fro-ing, 'yes you did, no I didn't' attention getting exercise. But as we both know, thats the only debate that people notice.
yours,
Tony tone-E (I signed my real surname though)
as anomymous's post shows, once cornered in an argument, they resort to schoolyard vitriol. But if the the left do it, we're 'hysterical' or loony' suck shit indeed.
It's TOO EARLY. Remember the last mid-term boost the Labor Party got? Latham looked solid until dieing in the arse not far before the line. And the one before that, and the one before that.
The election's just not close enough for my liking. What chance everything continuing good for the next nine months?
"Dave said...
It's TOO EARLY."
Fuck it man, enjoy it while it lasts (and hopefully it does). Down with the dessicated coconut!!!
how about this from santoro:
"I am here totally at your disposal to answer your penetrating questions."
sounds like a friday q&a mantra.
It goes without saying that Ms Fits is not so much a wrinkled lamb-chop and she is one of the most gorgeous young women in Australia that ever wore a flower in her hair.
But I decided to say so anyway.
Too bad she's just a bit less than about 1.5 times my age.
I also think it's far, far too early to be excited about a Rudd government. His good polling will most likely cop a serious dent after the May budget, and the real campaign isn't even close to beginning yet.
I think you should use the template used by this person:
http://artandmayhem.blogspot.com/
What do you think, Fits?
Ms Fits,
You're quite right ... it is hard not to get a little excited!
And ...
...
Thanks!
Even tho my politics are pretty much the same... you couldn't pay me to fuck Marieke Hardy
well, actually, everyone has their price. But it would have to be a lotta moola.
What on earth makes you think she'd wish to, my dear francophone anglican?
Does that mean Tripod have done "Kevin the Musical"?
Mr Michael,
a) No.
b) Patience, grasshopper.
To those who think the election is to far away remember Paul's shot at Hewson "I am going to do you and do you slowly". If Abbott has to resort to the sort of attack he launched yesterday then the Libs are desperate. And where does he get off, Howard has been using the Little battler past for ever.
The big change from the Latham experiment is that Rudd is less likely to go ferral and there are no taxi drivers with broken arms waiting in the wings.
Should we start a book on when the dessicated prick will finaly decide to honour his promise to smirking boy and try to be the new Menzis of australian politics (but without any of the style or class of Sir Bob).
I can't see what there is to be so excited about the propsect of that sqwarking duck of an PM being replaced by the ALP's own version of John Howard. Is it just me, or is the idea of Rudd being the great white hope of all that is good and just simply ludicrous. Oi, all you lefty types, he's a hardcore CHRISTIAN for fucksake.
I don't really care who heads the Labor Party as long as they trounce that little fucker of a dessicated coconut out of power.
I'm not getting too excited yet but the last couple of weeks have provided me with many giggles at Howard's expense.
Anon - 9:35...
So, does being a CHRISTIAN (your emphasis), mean that he is a right wing ding-bat?
Rudd is by no means a happy-clappy, Hillsong singing Jebus freak... and as christians go, compared to the current minister for health, he will probably be much better for the country.
an unfortunate use of photos in this post. i've never seen howard look better; a positively glowing picture of tanned health, but rudd looks like he's on dialysis.
Re Rudd's Christianity: He was a Catholic and now he's an Anglican. Not exactly hardcore. Anglicans apparently aren't even required to believe in the resurrection, at least if you're a bishop. Rudd's Xian ethics revolve less - or not at all - around gays, abortion, "family values", hating Muslims, etc (ie. controlling and shaping society) and more around helping the underprivileged (ie. what Jesus said). Read his essays in The Monthly late last year for details. He seems like a reasonable bloke if a bit straight-laced.
Kevin is a place on earth
Thank you Ms Fits. My shirt is now a pleasing shade of eggs benedict with mushrooms. Collateral damage also sustained to keyboard.
As I always said: you will be crowned as the Australian loreat that you are.
And in regards to the 'lamb chop' comment: it is hard to clarify if the retarded rhesus monkey that hammered out the slur is [a]suffering a child hood trauma inflicked by English sock puppets or [b] uttering another delusional mysoginistic mantra before supping at the prodigious arse of their mother.
N.B.: eating lamb is very australian.
Xang!
Just when you think it can't get any better...
Dearest Dollfits,
I must respond to Anonymous and his cowardly anonymous ways - and admit something terribly embarrassing along the way.
I am only here these days because I caught sight of you on that book show thingy.
I got such a rush of heat in all the rude areas that a cool glass of water two seats distant turned to steam.
And then it turns out that you and your friends are as funny...as....as....as...well, bloody funny anyway.
And let me tell you right now, if I'm down in Melbourne and I catch you in the street, I will walk right up to you and tell you exactly that, blushing all the while and short circuiting air conditioners across Victoria.
Sadly, Anonymous, no one will ever say that to you.
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Dearest Dollfits,
I must respond to Anonymous and his cowardly anonymous ways - and admit something terribly embarrassing along the way.
I am only here these days because I caught sight of you on that book show thingy.
I got such a rush of heat in all the rude areas that a cool glass of water two seats distant turned to steam.
And then it turns out that you and your friends are as funny...as....as....as...well, bloody funny anyway.
And let me tell you right now, if I'm down in Melbourne and I catch you in the street, I will walk right up to you and tell you exactly that, blushing all the while and short circuiting air conditioners across Victoria.
Sadly, Anonymous, no one will ever say that to you.
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