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Kids hit by porn wave.

...which is a great title for an article in itself. But Sunday's Herald Sun - the 'people's paper' - went one step further. If I may quote directly:
'Children are being bombarded with hard-core pornography while innocently searching the Internet. Simple searches on the names of popular music stars, athletes and even some politicians return links to web pages featuring highly-explicit sexual images totally unrelated to the name being searched.
A Sunday Herald Sun investigation revealed:
A SEARCH for websites featuring pop star Sophie Monk returned links to four pornography pages among its top 30 sites, including a Web page graphically depicting different sexual acts.
THE name of Victorian Education Services Minister Jacinta Allan returned a link to a site touting 'Sophie Allan nude photos' within the first 40 results.
A SEARCH for photos of Marlena Jeffery, wife of Australian Governor-General Michael Jeffery, returned a foreign porn site in the first 10 results.'


Please point me towards the hordes of hormonal teenagers with hard-ons perspiringly searching the net for the Victorian Education Services Minister or the Governor-General's wife . I mean, fuck's sake.


This is what we in the media industry call 'drawing a long bow'. Kelvin Healey, super-journo, I anoint you my hysterical moron of the month.




p.s. here is a picture of Marlena Jeffery for your wank banks.

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