Kids say the darndest things.
'People who fan the racist fire make me choke on my Weetbix.'
So Amanda Vanstone has accused Kim Beazley of xenophobia and dividing the nation.
In other stunning developments, she also charges that he is an unkempt, overweight individual who perhaps speaks rather brashly when he should instead keep his mouth shut, and who may or may not be struggling in his particular job and best shunted off to a dark corner to live out the rest of his existence, where he will trouble the nation no longer.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE, LET THE WOMAN SPEAK:
'If you vote for John Howard you know what you are getting...the leader of a nation brings out the best in its people. A leader who brings out the worst in people is fit only to lead a lynch mob.'
*gazes out rain-streaked window*
*ponders wisdom*
*votes*
422 days til the next election.
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I hate the policy, it is fucking stupid 'race to the bottom' politics. But Vanstone is even more fucked than the policy.
In other news Ruddock just accused Beazely of being a soul-less member of the living dead.
Couldn't Vanstone or Ruddock complete the trifecta of fitting deaths (irwin-animal, brock-car ... Vanstone/Ruddock-? choking on a dog whistle?)
choking on a genital of some description may be even better, but I see where you're coming from.
hmmm maybe we can compromise.
Both seem fairly keen on endearing themselves to Howard. Not sure I want to spell the entire concept out, but ...
AAARRGH MY BRAIN MAKE IT STOP
I nearly choked on my cup of tea this morning. The gall of the woman to even call somebody else xenophobic. People in glass houses blah de blah.
O/T Have you heard about the revenge killings of the stingrays, WTF, just what wildlife warrior steve would have wanted i'm sure.
Anyway I'm off to chop down some trees. Doin' it fer Brocky.
Pot. Kettle. Black.
WHO ARE YOU CALLING BLACK YOU RACIALIST.
Thanks Ms Fits - I must say I had a good ole chuckle when I read her comment this morning - what's that expression - the potbelly calling the useless sack of shit black? - something like that anyway.
Does Labor actually realise that swapping Bill Hayden for Bob Hawke at the last minute move was a one off and the sooner they put sad old Kim out to pasture, the better.
And where the hell is Peter Garrett anyway? (Not that I think he should be leader or anything given his complete partyman anonymity but it would be nice if he said something, sometime)
Oh, took so long someone else used the pot/kettle thing first - oops.
Yes, but you used pot'belly' and 'useless sack of shit', col. So essentially you were paving your own way there.
If you read Amandas comments carefully and think about her political convictions i'm actually quite sure that she's flirting with Kim...
Speaking of fitting deaths.I'm waiting for Ruddock to burst into flames after brushing against a crucifix...Perhaps Amanda could die jammed in a toilet cubicle?...
cvm: EW!
re: kim on van (on her kneez for the beaz?)
bad enough that they'd be 'crossing the floor', worse that they'd both have to roll each other in flour and aim for the wet spot...
fuck, i have just outcrassed myself.
but not as badly as vanstone, the cunting COCKWOMBLE!
I'm just watching question time...is Helen Coonan a trannie?
Yes, Scott I. Yes she is.
There is a fine line between wit and choking on sarcasm. Hudson
>>In other stunning developments, she also charges that he is an unkempt, overweight individual who perhaps speaks rather brashly when he should instead keep his mouth shut, and who may or may not be struggling in his particular job and best shunted off to a dark corner to live out the rest of his existence, where he will trouble the nation no longer.<<
The thing is though, she's right about Kim.
Oh god. I just agreed with Vanda Manstone. Please kill me.
Is this what it felt like to be Australian in the years before Whitlam?
Sorry folks, but Amanda has got a point. Oh and a truck load of chutzpah given her government's record.
Geezus. What the flipping heck is going on with Kim?
I saw Vandstone at the airport once and she is a whole lot fatter than Kim.
I reckon even Al Gore has blown his chance at a nice Aus citizenship from his 'friend' John Howard - what with that greenie movie of his and all!
Where can i find the interview that you did with Nick Valensi? I would love to hear it.
It will be on air Tuesday week, anon. You can live stream through the web if needs be.
Amanda. This "great' leader of our's is good friends with one Alan Jones, the man who organised the lynch mob that was the Cronulla race riots! Who fans the racist fire bitch? WHO?
The hipocracy of pollies and the media at the moment is making me feel giddy. I'm gonna have a cup of tea and a lie down!
And what is it with "chutzpah"? Must be word of the mon.... (faints)
Amanda Xanstone and Kim Beazley would make a fine pair :-)
A question for next Friday: both Emma-Kate Croghan and Rose Byrne are involved in committed relationships are they not?
But feel free to answer it at any time before Friday, of course.
I agree 'Amanda Twenty-stone' and 'Big Kim' should just get it on. The sexual tension really overflows at question time.
I don't know how the logistics of such a union could work however, bit of Mission: Impossible methinks.
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