Kramer vs Kramer.
In the red corner...
'Let's get ready to Rumpole'
VS.
'Nigga, please etc'
Magnificent.
This current stoush is like watching two boozy slags square off in a bar-room wrestle. You're vaguely amused and entertained and will most likely top up your drink in order to see how it pans out, but essentially you'll go home emotionally unencumbered in order to watch Rage and eat cheese with someone attractive on the couch.
Still. With lines like "In terms of the other gentleman you mentioned, whose name I've forgotten — what was it — he has yet to be a leader" my vote's with the Talking Quiff.
443 days til the next election.
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i love it when you talk politics, baby.
p.s. does anybody else think costello's face is kind of shrinking into/eating itself?
oh, I do hope so. It would make the swimsuit round a lot more interesting.
DON'T EVER MAKE ME THINK OF COSTELLO IN A SWIMSUIT AGAIN, WOMAN!
now i'm going to have to watch porn for a few hours to block out the badness.
dammit.
Didn't Jeff famously slag off John Howard in a recording that was going around in the 1980s?
"As long as he remains fit and healthy he can quite clearly serve as long as he likes "
Vs
"I said, "Howard. You're a cunt. You haven't got my support, you never will have and I'm not going to rubbish you or the party tomorrow but I feel a lot better having told you you're a cunt."
http://www.australianpolitics.com/states/vic/87-03-23_car-phone.shtml
I enjoy a good boozy slag bar room brawl as much as the next punter, unless they are staking claim over who gets to take me home as an appetiser. Then I would rather be elsewhere*.
So, anyway, I have all this cheese, and a couch, and a digital set top box which gets perfect reception on the ABC and the sound is in stereo.
What are you doing after midnight tomorrow night?
*May never have actually happened
i'm with you on the talking quiff winning this round, though what he'd do with such a win is beyond me.
gloat?
no, surely not.
costello,however, has dug his own grave. dead man walking etc. he just doesn't seem to know, yet.
wasn't costello's grave dug even before the most recent leadership shenanigans?
Surely, that was just nail. coffin. last. etc.?
you might be right elaine. at what point in the dying-in-the-arse process do you start to dig? and for what exactly is the digging a metaphor?
i shall think about this all night now.
Costello isn't a smug lying cockbag at all. I can't believe everyones insignation at such a reputatble statesman. He will fall on his own sword. He has more chins than a chinese phonebook. Maybe Dr Daniel Lanzer in Glenferrie road can help him. It is right next door to Robert Doyle's office and a hop skip and jump away from his own.
such a reputatble statesman.
*chokes with laughter*
Elaine, he is as reputable as Peter Foster and that I mean no disrespect to Samantha Fox. If you drive past Costello's office on the cnr of Burke Road and Malvern Road there are concrete barriers erected in front of all the windows. I wonder why? Who would want to pay him a visit using a bull bar? Paranoid cunt. Sorry about such blue language. The constituents of Higgins would be so appalled between sets at Kooyong tennis club if they read this.
I had a comment nicely lined up and then I read your comments about swimsuits.
Wrong, just very, very wrong...
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