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Ladies & Gentlemen...

It is with great despair we announce to you that today's guest poster - Rosie O'Donnell - has sent word she will be unable to fulfil her commitment to RYWHM. Says Rosie...

so mny resons
trubble 4 LIFE!
distracting me from da river
bubble bubbleblog
my tommy needs me
"sumbody bring me sum water"
said melissa etheridge
but not squirting from a mic
r u angry
cant blog 4 u but luv 2 the world


Whatever the hell that means. In the meantime, here is a nice picture of Tom Cruise. As soon as the replacement guest blogger responds to the Bat Signal, this post will be deleted and promptly forgotten. FORGOTTEN!

NOT GAY

Yours sincerely,

The (Acting) Management of RYWHM
Taking liberties since 2005

8 comments.

Comments

27Jun15:14
elmo said...

there is clearly, absolutely NO WAY that tom cruise is gay. no way in hell. that picture proves it.

27Jun16:07
Ben said...

Is that a pre-Scientology photo? Maybe his body thetan is responsible for those shorts.

27Jun16:12

Christ almighty.

That really was an unintentional homage to the greatness and hilarity of IOYC. Or at the very least, the sign off was a blatant rip off.

Yours sincerely,

The (Acting) Management of RYWHM

27Jun17:17
Anonymous said...

His nipples are too far down his chest...

27Jun20:56
sway said...

You should check out his very very first film about some shit to do with fairies and humans. He had very very very bad teeth.

It's not even listed in IMDB.

27Jun23:29
Anonymous said...

wow you people won't quit
sugar and spice stop infecting the world with your drivel.

hardly brush hey?
you make me sick with your pandering to subversive nothingness

i agree with you ben scientology is so weird

28Jun09:29
elaine said...

silvermyst...
you mean this one?

29Jun02:23
sway said...

oooh you found it! AMAZING!!! looks like it's not his 1st film huh?

sheesh. I don't care. His teeth still looked bad.

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