Liberals are GO.
I am not kidding, people. This is some freak-ass coincidence:
UNCANNY.
He was certainly being operated by strings during Friday's election debate. Either that or someone forgot to put a coin in his slot before his opening diatribe. F.A.B TED, etc.
369 days til the next election.
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Ha!
Too true.
I didn't know Ted could play the piano!
He is a man of great talent, brokenleg. He also enjoys swimming and long walks on the beach and is looking for someone with a GSOH.
Unfortunately, he is not the man to win the election for the Liberals.
Do you think a relationship with Ted would always have strings attatched?
(C'mon, we were all thinking it but no-one was willing to say it.)
Unfortunately for whom, Anon?
Maybe ted could go out with Lady Penelope?
Or is she taken?
I'd like to have sex with the brand power woman.
I think the Brand Power Woman would be be too formal - too much product placement and gentle endorsement.
"I think the Brand Power Woman would be be too formal - too much product placement and gentle endorsement."
Maybe she could go out with Alan Jones. He really needs a wife.
Could the election campaign be any more of a non-event? Steve Bracks is equally as unoffensive as he is ineffectual (which is a talent in itself) and Baileau is piloting a ship that sunk years ago. At least Baileau is pretending to support the gays and the ladies.
Bring back Joan and Jeff!
Ah, Joan 'Jett' Kirner. Those were the days. OF POLKA DOTS.
Christ, he really looks like the real estate agent that he is.
He also reminds me of Ted Haggard, the recently fired evangelical leader in the US. You know, the one who admitted to buying the meth from the gay hooker, but he was only curious, and threw it away. And anyway, he was only seeing the guy for massages, no happy endings, honest.
Actually anthony, I think ol' Ted's starting to crumble. Being gay is 'repulsive and dark', apparently.
Unfortunately for whom? Unfortunately for Victorians.
Though I spose another term of Bracks wouldn't be too bad, not when you compare it to what we had to live through under the uncompetent, insane Kirner.
incompetent, even.
does anyone else think that a couple of lines of speed, and a massage, is a strange way to relax? surely the two cancel each other out... unless you're "rooting" for a handjob.
Is that some kind of Bracks/Baillieu metaphor, Anon?
not on purpose, but on a re-read i guess it is. i was originally reffering about ol' Ted Haggard, but maybe he's just a metaphor for the state election too.
Can I just say the Vic State election is terribly dissappointing for bloggers. Ted and Steve are about as exciting as a Country Women's Association meeting. The fundies are running an extremely tight campaign in which their candidates simply don't talk to the media unless it has gone through head office.
Where has the wackiness gone?
Only Timber Communities Australia have gone bonkers with talk about "Turkey Lurkey and Goosey Loosey".
On behalf of all bloggers, I am praying for just one gay sex and drugs scandal involving a fundy.
The main reason this election is boring is basically that everything the state is responsible for is going pretty well just now. Yeah, there's a few minor issues that could be addressed a bit more effectively, but there's no major reason to do anything in any direction.
It's not like Ted has offered a shining bright alternative.
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