Lines I wish I had never said as a child/troubled-teen actress:
‘We won’t make sad faces, will we Blades? We’ll be happy anarchists!’
‘Being the best little kid in the whole world, here’s what I did today!’
‘Bring the gear ‘round later on. And don’t worry about the old bag. I’ve got her wrapped around my little finger.’
(urging crowd to join chant) ‘Uranium isn’t nice! Unlike vanilla slice!’*
‘Well I’m glad you asked that Bernie, I really am. You see it’s real easy. Five minutes, no chopper and you’ve got a man down. Isn’t that what you say? Isn’t that what the coppers say Bernie - we’ve got a man down?’
‘Mum, this is Leonard. He’s got his own lizard.’
(as devastating put-down) ‘Is that your real hair colour…or do you use bleach?’
‘Oh yeah, Zanotti? And who’s going to stop me? You?
‘But Doctor Harry…it’s not just a stupid crush. I love you. And I know you love me.’
‘O Romeo, Romeo…you’re two hours late and dinner’s ruined!’
‘Save up your tokens and pick out your prize. You can be healthy, wealthy and wise!’
‘I’m not gay. Sam’s different, that’s all. (BEAT) Special.’
‘I only wanted to see the sea monsters…(sobbing wildly)…the sea-monsters…I wanted to see the sea-monsters…’
*Happily, I also wrote this one.
Comments
Oh come on. Vanilla slices are awful. Not even the one they serve up at the Espy kitchen can take away the fundamental disgustingness that is the essence of the vanilla slice.
be an interesting challenge to write a script incorporating all those lines on the basis that they were all part of one cohesive story.
i don't think you should be ashamed of the mum..lizard line. it's kind of cute. it would work at parties, i think.
You wouldn't say that if you saw the lizard.
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