Reasons you will hate me

omg i just saw it

im so sorry Fits

he pays you out... that's terrible

those fuckers will never understand you.

stay strong

You know you're my idol, right?

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Clearly, a serving from Andrew Bolt is one of the highest accolades a writer can receive. Well done Marieke.

(Don't you love how these little neocon children run to big daddy Bolt and their Great Friends at Channel 9 to go and fight their battles for them?)

Congratulations, comrade.

Andrew Bolt so has the hots for you. I'd keep an eye out for him at the Les Savy Fav gig.

Oh and i love the headline, "I'd swear this chick talks foul". Not only is it muddled and makes no sense, but it's totally punning. Chick. Foul. Gold!

You, madame, are a frickin superstar. We. Are. Not. Worthy.

thats hot

bolties researched your work quite well, admirable stalker qualities.

too bad he's a c**ktard :)

It's great that Rusty self-censors:

"R..TING"

"A...S. . . ."

"P..."

"C..."

"C..KTARD"

"F...ING"

It's also interesting what he doesn't self-censor:

"VAGINA"

Rusty's next column:

"E...r t...ss..r .t ..wt opp....t.s VAGINA w..y k...tr..e VAGINA .... etc."

How r..ted.

-weez

That was so weird. I was waiting for Bolt to climax and then it just ended.

Congratulations, Ms. Fits. I've fired off a calm, rational email to Señor Bolt, I'd love to see what comes of it.

And you're right, you're so much hotter than she of the hyphenated-oh-i'm-so-good-i-ride-horses-and-they-love-me-i'll-never-have-to-work-a-day-in-my-life-i-think-i-can-defame-people-and-get-away-with-it-little-snotball-surname!

Bolt says:

"I mention her only to show how one more "socially aware" woman, who means good and has cultural power, is unwittingly helping to push us into the abyss of despair."

But it sounds like you're helping to push him and his readers into an abyss of masturbatory excess. He really is trying to seem disapproving, but he just comes across all titillated.

He's on a ratings winner though. Misha Schubert's article on Wednesday drove hundreds of Age readers via Google to my site hoping to learn the measurements of MAB's brassiere. You, you're like a page three girl, but even better!

I'm jealous.

At least you know that you'll be read by more people than MAB.

Why can't someone attack me in the media?

I can't believe these immature, naive little rich kids would go so far as to get Andrew Bolt to do a character assassination piece on you.


That said, you go girl!

That so totally rocks. Now I know what my new goal in life is: a Piers Ackerman column slagging me to the heavens.

Keep it up Ms Fits.

You should be made a Dead Set Legend Of Australia.

Miranda wants to root Andrew but he wants to do you! What fun.

Congrats, next you will be asked to appear on Neil Mitchell or maybe get a gig on Alan Jones. As they say all publicity is good publicity.

(My dial-up line was constipated earlier so I couldn't comment).

To paraphrase Mabs: Hurrah!

I was right about something!! Who woulda thunked?

Thanks for top billing!

"To another love" ay? Purrrrrrr...

When's this Battered Sav thing on?

I'm putting the money on a mention by the other Miranda. I mean, she could hardly fail to notice...

Did you ever knoooow that yoooooour my heeeeeerooooo...

And definitely on the plus side, in the photos they've all used - in the paper and on the 'net - you look totally hot.

(I'm only Posting anonymously because I CBF signing up)

Just a quick Qestion.

How do you expect to persuade anybody through such a draconian stance? By taking such an attitude, it appears that your efforts remain futile, as your methods will only appeal to those already aligned with you/eg - fellow left wingers.

Just a question,
Cheers.

Classic.

Top pick too. Certainly the best looking thing on that page..

Adam 1.0

God love you. I'm so proud right now. Although I wasn't aware I had a blogspot account! :P

No seriously, how fucking ace. I love how Miranda admits PROUDLY on her website that she alerted "respect national columnist" Andrew Bolt about your mean behaviour. HAHAHAHA! Hilarious for so many reasons!

Having Andrew Bolt step up as a character witness for you via his column is like getting Mr Bubbles to speak on your behalf at a custody hearing!

Top shelf. Go you sexy young thing, Ms Hardy!

So Ms Fits,

Two Cents claim your real name is Diana Elgar. They seem pretty convinced of this? You have curiously not come out and denied this fact. So is it true? Are you Diana Elgar? Please don't tell me we'll have to here it from Two Cents first.

can soemone please explain why they keep going on about 'diana elgar'?

I got all serious and made myself feel old and I've spent most of my life staying out of jail by NOT strangling or running over Tory prats like that.

and as for that Andrew Bolt... We have sperm, he has snot.

- david t.

and this fuckun system wont publish the link.

http://dox.media2.org/barista/archives/001309.html

- david t

Hey, who you calling Diana Elgar? I'm Diana Elgar, and I'm broking no pretenders!

BRILLIANT!!

You're. My. Idol.
I think I speak for most people here when I say that we're all with you, pushing that moral wheelbarrow towards the Abyss of Despair. Bring it on!

No, I'm Diana Elgar!

*goes through with done-to-death Greg Fleet routine*

I'm put very much in mind of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory; though it might be neccessary for one of the inputs ("Normal Person") to made into a variable. In your case, quite variable.

I mean gee, saying "fuck" and "*tard" - the very epitome of wit. I bet all your highschool friends giggle unstoppably when you uncork the smelly hole you disguise as a mouth.

Cheers,

JC.

Sorry, I am have been sleeping today but I am actually Diana Elgar!

Marieke Josephine Hardy you are doing some nice work i see. Congrats!

B.

Don't want to be overly pedantic but I believe I'm Diane Elgar. And a fucking hot bitch I am too!

I'm just so happy, just so happy. Join with me in my happiness.

Posted on Two Cents (bound to be removed very quickly) -

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Miranda whinnies "I told you I was hot".

Sorry Airey-Fairey, but the word of a dirty Lib doesn't convince me. I've seen pictorial evidence that you're an Ugmo.

http://www.airey-branson.com/

Even the horse looks like he'd rather be at the glue factory than between your legs. Like most rational people (except that weasel, Alex Lew. Keep watching hotornot Alex, I'm sure your picture will appear one day!)

Dear Ms Fits,

I certainly hope that Channel 9 management, after reading Mr Bolt's article, will call you into a conference room first thing Monday morning, and ask you to explain yourself.

And then ask you for a 2 page synopsis for a new series based on this wonderful blogger catfight.

I'd certainly buy you a pony for the hours of entertainment it's given me. Not to mention a new bridle for Ms Miranda Airey-Hussy as well.

And oh, the Bolt piece was OK but not a patch on his masterwork "'Finding Nemo' is a secret Green conspiracy to warp our children's minds."

Nabakov

Anon beat me too it...Make this into a mini series!

I can see it now... "The Fantastical Adventures of Ms Fits"

Rock on.

mini-series? hell! at the rate that both sides are blogging, and the ever-multiplying comments, this could become a full-blown movie franchise. "blog wars", "the boltie strikes back", "return of the ms fits". or perhaps "the fellowship of the blog", "the two columns" and "the return of the ms fits".

Leif

i can't believe how much andrew bolt wants to make you tingle!

i can't believe clem beat me to a bette reference!

i can't believe those prissy ignorant cuntrags referred to andy b as "respected"!

i can't believe the herald sun has a problem with words like COCKTARD and FUCKING and CUNT!

you know you're my hero, lady, whatever the fuck your name is.

Also posted on Two Cents:

At 11/7/2004 10:12:13 PM, Hamish said...
Frankly I think this has gotten way out of fucken proportion and I'm sick of it. Let's look at the facts;

1.Miranda had a website, which she is allowed to do.
2.Miranda freely posted her own opinions, which she is allowed to do.
3.Not everyone agrees with everything Miranda has to say.( Whoopee doo. I don't agree with all Miranda has to say, as I'm sure she doesn't agree with everything I have to say.)
4. THE AGE publish an article about a tenuos complaint made by Michael Danby to the AEC. (It wasn't a Victorian Greens tshirt, the HTV cards were obviously liberal, and Danby won the seat for god's sake)
5.Miranda becomes the whipping girl of the leftie blogging community.

Now, if Miranda is prepared to put her name to such posts as she has, she has to face the consequences. But it's not like the left can take the moral high ground. Comments promoting sexual and physical assault are highly inappropriate and deserving of contempt;

"I love Miranda Airey-Branson and I am going to make the lesbian finger-bang fuck with her. Then I am going to piss on her."

*Quote taken from Ms Fits website.

I don't think Ms Fits was suggesting that the lesbian finger-bang fuck would be conducted on Ms A-B without her consent. You'd have to guess from Ms Fits' blog that she encouraged that everyone enjoy themself in sharing love.

Personally, I think it's more outrageous that she pashed off Rove.

"...unwittingly helping to push us into the abyss of despair." ah, good to know the big ball of suck that is the world today rests solely at your feet, ms fits! don't you think andy b would love to get some special attention from lawsie? i will happily judge the results.

"i can't believe clem beat me to a bette reference!"

Nadine, you know I'm just a big gay Bette-fan at heart...

hey clem, wanna make big gay bette love under a boardwalk when i come to melbourne in december?

YES! We can both fondle my still-shrink-wrapped 12" copy of 'The Rose'... That sounds naughty, doesn't it?!

Meanwhile, I've posted these on my blog but they're too good to keep to myself; anagrams of the phrase 'Right-wing Liberal voters':

"Brashier twit grovelling."
"Viler, blistering wart hog."
"The trivial wriggler snob."
"Living, terrible warthogs."
"Grr! The abortive swilling."
"Shittier verbal growling."
"Rat slighting river bowel."
"Bowel shriveling grit rat."
"Groveller as writhing bit."
"Well! Rather. Virgin's bigot."
"Writable shirt groveling."
"Brave twit shrilling ogre."
"Lowest arriving blighter."
"This raw, biting groveller."
"Her trivial bowel G-string."
"Writings habit groveller."
"Slave-girl or writhing bet."
"Grrr! Bellow the vaginitis."
"Shit not wrigglier verbal."
"Wariest birth grovelling."
"Vile laborer with G-string."
"Shittier brawl groveling."
"Bitter whoring slave-girl."
"Web arthritis grovelling."
"Grovel writhing brat lies."
"Brave twit ergo shrilling."
"Hi! Groveller brags in twit."

I heart you Ms. Fits.

Ms Fits,

I sooooooooooooo lurve you right now. Not only have you made the Boltmeister move even more to the right of where he usually sits on that white picket "I'm so close to god you can't touch me" fence, but you have actually made him write swear words, and censor his own work; in print; in the Hun!!!

WooHOO, you go girl!! I would so want to do the shaggy shaggy beast with two backs in a bath of champagne right now!!

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Ms Fits - if you weren't my hero before, you totally are now.

Ms Fits.... you are gold, you saxy thang

and richly deserve the onslaught of fame the Bolt PR machine has drummed up for you. the B-list awaits your arrival.... can't wait to see you on the red carpet, sanwiched between Shane Crawford and Naomi Robson, mugging shamelessly for the Hun snappers.

now she has served her purpose, please, please, please don't waste any more valuable airspace on that hyphenated little dullard again. the time has come to ignore her & her fellow juniorburger narcissists, thereby relegating them into their own personal hell of oblivion. then one day soon the cleaners will sweeping the remnants of their dessicated egos from the floor of Naughtons.

Maaan, that improved my Monday morning so much! I love how he's so coy - threats to sexually abuse MAB? I reckon if you hadnt been female she would have jumped at the offer of a fingerbang behind the bikesheds.

i think Miranda Panda is taking this all wrong. quite frankly she should be chuffed to recieve all this attention from such a hot tomali as yourself, ms fits.

instead she gets all Toolio Iglesius on your ass and pulls Bolta's cock into her corner. ha! the nerve. this means war.

on a side note. after seeing her picture and then having to read about her vagina i almost spewed up food from last week.

Nabakov wrote:
"And oh, the Bolt piece was OK but not a patch on his masterwork "'Finding Nemo' is a secret Green conspiracy to warp our children's minds."

Yeah, the Boltster made out it was a wicked new age think piece complete with subliminal messages. How about his attack on the Rock against Howard CD.

Fits has now gone from blogger, to hall of famer as she's had a mention from the Bolted one.

I have the jealousy.

"I love Miranda Airey-Branson and I am going to make the lesbian finger-bang fuck with her. Then I am going to piss on her."

Can Polichicks please bring this out in t-shirts?

Ms Fits,

Simple piece of info: If you provide a copy of the alleged letter written by Alex where he allegedly purports to be something close to a lawyer, with a client, and purports to have a law degree, to the Vic Law Society, then he will have a lot of difficulty getting admitted to practise.

1) Non lawyers cannot take on clients for legal casework, except in certain prescribed situations.

2) He has implied that he is a lawyer- a strict no-no.

3) An ordinary person would not know what the hell IV meant and assume he has a law degree- which is not the case apparently.

Miranda has obviously acquiesced in this and could face similar obstacles getting admitted as well.

Obviously if the alleged letter is a fraud, the above is not the case.

The hypocricy of you people is outstanding.
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