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Losing cool.


Mark Latham loses his temper .
You know how when you've got this funny friend and you want them to meet your other friend, and you're all like 'You have to meet my friend, you'll die laughing' and your other friend's all like 'okay, sure. I'm game for a laugh' and then you hook them up and for some reason your funny friend isn't coming up with the hot material, and your other friend is looking at them like 'whatever' and you feel like grabbing your funny friend by the throat and shaking them until they get their shit together and give the funny, thereby justifying your faith and support for them?
Yeah, it's kind of like that.
Fuck. Come on, Latho. Seriously.




19 days til the election.
55 days til Gabi comes home.



7 comments.

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20Sep14:36
Anonymous said...

Ms Fits,

EXACTLY! Hopefully Latho will soon start justifying our love to all the non believers.

Also - Dallas Crane are doing the theme tune to your show? My god, I cannot WAIT to hear that. Fantastic news!!

Carrie

20Sep15:01
Burnt Karma said...

Are we there yet...?
Ah jeez, it's so demoralising when our friends don't hit it off, especially after you've given them such a good build up.
Come on Latho, you can do it!

20Sep15:14

I'm calling for a debate/sex party involving all of cabinet, the opposition front bench, pauline and bob. if that doesnt loosen ML up he should get Kim to work it up front again.

I just can't sit through another John Howard acceptance speech. Just imagine it...

20Sep16:33
MelbLefty said...

God it's depressing, but thank you for summing up so succinctly what it felt like hearing the news.

Fuck Latham, he's going to fucking implode and give it to Howard.

Fuck.

We'd have been better with Beazley. It looks like the electorate won't elect anyone PM any more unless they've tried and failed already at least once.

20Sep16:45
daniel said...

I liked it when he challenged Howard and Costello to a cage match up WWF style last week. More like that Mark.

20Sep23:54
Shaun said...

What a bunch of sad tools you are

Labor ahead by 5% - Tomorrow's Newspoll.

Relax and enjoy!

21Sep04:03
knifey said...

Forget Dallas Crane, you need a K N I F E Y A R D track on your show...outro credits?

God, I'm shameless...

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