Loungin'.
Look closely.
HELL YEAH! FEAST YOUR EYES ON THAT LADIES, WHILST PREPARING FOR IMMEDIATE URINARY TRACT INFECTION!
The words 'oh my fucking god' leap to mind, I have to say. At least, they leapt to mine when I first laid eyes on this charming picture. 'Fetch me another mojito, Steve...I'm afraid I can't get it myself due to my ENORMOUS COCK WEIGHING ME DOWN.'
Wait, this gets better. I didn't just post a picture of a guy with elephantitis-cock kickin' back of a Sunday afternoon. I'm also pointing you in the direction of someone you should know - the Silicone Freak . Want to find out a little more? Of course you do!
The Silicone Freak:
- Has loved being 'on exhibit' since childhood!
- First injected silicone into his penis in August 2000!
- That's correct! I said FIRST INJECTED SILICONE INTO HIS PENIS IN AUGUST 2000!
- Is ready to 'join the big boys'!
- Does 'appearances' flashing his business at fairs and markets ! ('Look mother! Some hand-made Native American craft!' 'Ah, yes. And immediately to the left, a man bending over and showing his gargantuan genitals.')
- Has performed in such quality adult titles as:
'Eat More Cum! (Eat Cum #5)*'
'In and Out Express'
'Return to Sunsex Blvd'
'Bootie Nights'
'Analized'
And the simply peachy:
'Squirt'!
- Is moderator of the Large Penis Support Group!
Note: Ladies, membership to this group would make a super Valentine's Day gift!
You can see an older photo of SF busking at St. Kilda Festival here .
Here he is just havin' a little 'me' time:
'Down in front! I can't see the teev!'
And if that's not enough to tempt you, check out the latest newsflash on his website:
' *** MY COCK AND BALLS HAVE BEEN INJECTED AGAIN***
CIRCUMFERENCE OF PENIS: NOW 11 INCHES!
CIRCUMFERENCE OF SCROTUM: NOW 14 1/2 INCHES!'
Don't say I don't point you toward quality hobbies.
977 days til the next election.
*I love that there are at least 5 'Eat More Cum's. Like you wouldn't be full after three or four, hoho!
Comments
I found it! its the A real Mangina. Dont you see it! I cant wait to tell the other Amagos about this. Its a real fookin Mangina!
what happened to thursday's "Pop. And Lock"?
Obviously the lack of meat is getting to you...
i hope this doesn't reflect poorly on my 100% all woman status but I'm finding SF's puffy dick totally repulsive. A bit like deformed sausage roll.
Thank you for posting that on a Saturday! If you had posted that yesterday I think my work computer would have had a heart attack.
Personally (and I'm speaking as a gay man here) I don't see how anyone can find that 'thing' attractive. Cocks aren't attractive at the best of time... but that's just gross.
my gosh mis fits, where did u find such an interesting member?
I found "Keith" particularly attractive.
I'm so embarassed. I feel like I wore the exact same dress to the party. Saturday must be the day of the Silicone Freak. ONE OF US! ONE OF US! Completely ignorant of yours, I too, posted about Master E and that Harvey-Fierstein-looking-motherfucker. Ofcourse, your post was far better but then you have talent. Love the cock!
-Doovies.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/doovies_redux
hey - i think you just topped the list of 10 Reasons Why RBB is a Lesbian.
2nd is here: http://www.bodymod.org/hc/mod.asp?ID=27
Ewww. Looks like Dali remodelled his tackle. Gross.
It actually looks Photoshoppped to me?
If I didn't know you I would never ever return to this blog. I'm traumatized.
Warning: smartarse attack.
"How has it affected your ability to have sex and to ejaculate? What does it feel like?
It really hasn’t changed much. It’s certainly more difficult to penetrate, although that was never something that was very important to me anyway. Sex is MUCH more psychologically stimulating for me now, and I think I’ll be happy even if I never penetrate again. It’s also more difficult for anyone to suck my dick – it’s simply too large for that kind of activity. I can’t say that I miss being sucked all that much. The thrill of having a dick this size is plenty to compensate for that. Much of my sexual excitement is in my mind. I love sexual attention, and you can be sure that I get LOTS of it as soon as my underwear is removed. As for my ability to ejaculate, that hasn’t changed at all, and orgasms still feel as wonderful as they always have. I’m also still able to achieve an erection just as easily as before, but it’s a bit like having an erect dick surrounded by a marshmallow. My erections are obvious, but they feel very soft and “spongy.” The more silicone that is added, the “spongier” the erections will become. It’s all very soft, but also very heavy. My ballsac is a little bit cool to the touch, but otherwise, it all feels quite natural. I’m often asked if I’ve lost any sensitivity, and my answer is always, “Definitely not!” "
- dt
Damn, RBB, put a not safe for work warning on that!
I'm gonna have the IT guys up here any minute...
Sara
This dude could make extra coin as a Vladimar Putin lookalike if he could keep his pants on..then again more than a few think Putin has big balls..
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