Mama's home.
People you may meet and enjoy on an island paradise:
- Olympic Weightlifters!
Who promise to give you 'the scoop' on Dean Lukin and then invite you to their new billionaire's playground resort.
- Brazilian supermodels!
Fresh from hosting their wedding at NY's Waldorf Astoria. Also adorably waving their whippet-thin arms around and saying in a special International accent: 'You probably don' even racognise me for being a model as I am like twanty keelos hayvyer now. I am a fat peeg!'
- ASIO spies!
No, really.
- Hillary Clinton's indiscreet brother!
Who may have had one too many Mai Tai's and loudly shared his opinions on a young lady named M. Lewinsky.
- Space inventors!
Who single-handedly designed the space shuttle arm. Also! Were generous in their distribution of space-stick astronaut food.
THAT'S OFFICIAL ASTRONAUT FOOD, BITCHES.
And of course...
- Queensland Liberal Party member for Currumbin Jann Stuckey.
Who maybe...just maybe...had a little too much French Champagne and started loudly pontificating over Tony Abbott's 'shitty business with the son' and Joe Hockey shamelessly 'pinching my fucking ideas'. Maybe she even had a few potentially libellous things to say about Our Fearless Leader. I'm not at liberty to say.
She certainly had a keen listener sitting two places away, though.
833 days til the next election.
p.s. Many thanks to the chicks who kept RYWHM afloat with their genius while I was sunning myself and drinking lime daquiris. A collective and heartfelt tit-off coming your way. xx
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so, where's my souvenir?
what did hill's bro say about monica? did he say anything about the book out on her?
interested to hear more about the asio spies. if you knew they were there, you must have some info? and were all these people sitting together, like some bizzaro "if you could invite any 10 people to a dinner party who would you choose?" game
who would your ten be?
Dudes, what is a tit-off?
omigawd, adam!
where's bookie? someone needs an explanation, stat!
Bloody hell.
You've just earned yourself 2 weeks latrines duty Adam.
Cup and twist, Adam. Cup and twist.
Oh, and welcome back Fits.
Welcome back xxx
Welcome back. Now give us goss on Deano. I can't wait!
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So, were these ASIO spies on vacation, or have you started really attracting the attention of the Establishment?
I'll put my hand up to be the one interested in the NASA stuff.
tell me more.
are you sure it wasn't a couple of trekkies with a muesli bar?
love
dirty
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Welcome home xxx
So HRC has seen to it that Baby Huey is exiled to some South Seas Resort. Don't let him fool you.. He'd give his BAR membership (if he still has one) to have ML toot on his trumpet!
Welcome home mama smurf. Your blog was well looked after while you were away.
My favourite part of the week was when it emerged on here that The Boud has been the subject of several erotic dreams by lady readers! Not just a photogroper anymore, Dan - you're lady-blogger manmeat now!
(I nominate myself to work as Boud's management\pimp. Ladybloggers can email getoutofmydreamsandintomypants@gmail.com to arrange... things. Don't fret, Boud - it'll be just like Pretty Woman or something!)
not fair, we had 2 weeks in FNQ and ran into no one of intrest to even us. bugger
welcome home msfits you were missed
Many of you bloggers profess to being progressive lefties. Well now is the time to put your money where your mouth is.
The union movement is under attack by the neo fascist Howard Government. As a result the Union movement has organised a number of different big public events over the next two days throughout Australia. For more information on them go to:
http://actu.asn.au/work_rights/get_involved/
By being involved you will tell that right-wing fuckwit Howard that you are opposed to his hideous agenda, as well as supporting those people who fight for what is just and right.
Please be active!
Aleks.
Jess, I will have you know that my Boud dream wasn't erotic. We just went to the movies and had a really nice time.
(So Year Nine right now...)
that's funny tuppence, cause i did go to the movies and have a really nice time with the boud in year 9.
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Welcome home.
Nothing like ten days in the tropics to make two more months of winter feel extra grouse.
Hi, Brownie.
This is starting to feel like some sort of Charlie Kaufman film.
Do you remember what we watched la Nad?
boudi, i don't remember what i ate for lunch today, please don't ask me to recall details from 10 years ago.
Fitz. Has anyone seen fitz? is she in this room? Fuck there are so many people here. Hey nads - Have you seen Fitz?
...The kitchen... righto.
Fitz!? Fitz!?
Dear Ms
I am shitting with joy and excitement about the motherfucking SPACE INVENTORS. Please publish at the very least a book about them.
Thanks and regards,
IOYC Mutual Fund Corporation Incorporated Ltd.
I'm guessing the ASIO guys were there on a tip off. They must have gotten a little lost on there way to the meeting of the Coburg cell.
Welcome back fits... and how dedicated to organise such fine replacements while you were away.
Welcome home!!!!
Welcome back, hope it was ace.
Dean Lukin
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