Masturbate for Peace.
No really. The kind folk at Masturbate for Peace have compiled poems about self-love in order to put an end to the bloody conflict.
If I may share a few gems with you:
Support our troops, bring 'em home to play:
bisexual, straight or gay!
masturbate to stop this war
'cuz we don't want no killin' no more!
here is my red, white and blue:
a semen-soaked Kleenex of goo
flapping around the top of my schlong,
as I sing my sweet victory song
My soldier stands erect,
All nations to protect.
A peaceful shot is one
That comes not from a gun
And this one is beautiful both in its simplicity and its ability to evoke tantalising visuals:
gripping piece in hand,
imagine naked saddam,
spill peace on the land.
I love that. You have to 'imagine naked saddam' before you 'spill peace'. And while I certainly have my share of wrong crushes , the thought of Baghdad's Butcher stark nuddy with 'weapon' in hand just happens to get me quite un-hot.
Coming soon: Tittyfuck for Cancer, Fingerbang for World Hunger and the MS Fist-a-thon.
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What can I say.
LOL
Don't Spill Blood So War Will Cease, Spunk A Load And Bring The Peace!
Really moving stuff.
"I toss, therefore I am."
It may not rhyme, but it's pure poetry.
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