Maybe this is what caused the depression.
Oh, the joys of being exposed to an Elle MacPherson exercise video. Watch as, with nuggety Karen Voight at the helm, Elle flings her gangly limbs from side to side, occasionally chirpily interjecting with such witty bon mots as: 'I feel like I'm in the army!' 'Watch out Michael Jordan!' 'If you've got long arms like mine, you might need to bend your elbows a little!' and 'Swim, swim, swim, swim!'.
Possibly the only thing more enjoyable than watching MacPherson hoik her fist-sized buttocks rhythmically up and down whilst chummily intoning to the camera: 'Boy - this is where I really need the most work!' is the despairing look on Voight's face whenever the supermodel opens her mouth. Or maybe it's watching Elle get confused when the movements switch rapidly from right to left. Or perhaps when she looks mournfully down at her stained leotard and wails 'Body done wee wees!'*
* I may have made this last one up.
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